Waylaid on the Road to Riches

Maltese Dogs!!

Remember Benji's girlfriend, the little white dog that the doctor's maid named Tiffany? Well, Tiffany was a Maltese. Maltese are those little puffball dogs that bark and yap and make squirrels look terrifying. For those of you on truth patrol, YES, we do indeed know someone who has forty-seven of the little monsters under one roof.

That's a lot of kibbles, kids.

If you'd like to see a Maltese, or even buy a Maltese, click here. This site has fascinating advice on everything from a Maltese's dental hygiene to Maltese collectibles, to an engaging little piece entitled, "If Your Maltese Was Human."

If you're lonely, click here for a site that lists Maltese stud service, and also has a little cartoon of a Maltese swimming under the sea in scuba gear. It is truly not to be missed.