Yo Ho! Yo Ho! And Mo'!Alas, this chapter provides no vivid description of Luupae's descent into the dark belly of "The Pirates of the Caribbean." And no follow-up journey by Will and Laura.
How could we be so negligent? Depriving our faithful readers a colorful odyssey into a Disneyesque underworld?
As compensation, we will provide this loving glimpse of the ride:
If you haven't been, be sure to visit this non-official - though incredibly thorough - homage, to everyone's favorite Disney attraction. It includes a script of the entire ride.
For a less picturesque approach, check out this satellite shot of the ride. As you can imagine, it's none too stimulating.
And while you're cruising, be careful not to confuse the Disney attraction with "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean," or you're in for a shock! Now that's a ride of a different kind!