Mary Poppins!!
Just how does the Walt Disney Company keep working its way into our twisted little story?
It's a mystery.
For the record, one of the Waylaid authors finds Mary Poppins VERY disturbing. Is she a witch? Why can she fly with that umbrella? Why does she treat everything so nonchalantly?
Mary Poppins is evil.
If you now have "Chim-Chim-Cheree" running through your head over and over (because I certainly do right now), you can check out the complete lyrics to the song by clicking here.
If you're sick of all these cutesy-poo Disney references, take a peek at Urban Legends and Scary Truths About Disney.
And, if you would like to pay homage to Mary Poppins herself, check out this exhaustive Julie Andrews Page.