Waylaid on the Road to Riches
The Content of Laura's Purse!!
- One lipstick, "Teak Rose"
- One eye pencil, water-proof, "Capuccino"
- One convenience pack of tissues
- Four individually wrapped wet-naps, paperclipped together.
- Car and house keys, attached to a Kiddle* keychain
- One small pill box containing a generous supply of Advil
- One now dog-eared copy of Sooner Than Never
- One meticulously organized and updated address book
- Two blue ballpoint pens and one heavy ornate silver pen, a gift from Aunt Tammy upon college graduation
- One black leather wallet, complete with family photos
*'Kiddles' being very small dolls that fit inside a clear plastic locket to be worn about the neck. Mass-produced in the early '70s. Typically heavily perfumed with a synthetic and indistinguishable faux-floral scent.