by Matthew Russell
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CAST OF CHARACTERS Nick: A 21-year-old college student, good looking, happy, normal, boyfriend of Laura and Jon. Laura: A 20-year-old college student, good-looking, normal, happy, girlfriend of Nick and Jon. Jon: A mentally disturbed 21-year-old, boyfriend of Nick and Laura. Sheila: Nick’s ex-girlfriend. Balthazar: Jon’s 60-year-old foster dad, very eccentric, slightly scary.
TIME Fall of present day.
PLACE Portland -- a studio apartment shared by the threesome.
SETTING: A large studio apartment, crammed with everything to suit the needs of three young adults: a chair, a love seat, a TV, a stereo system, a counter with bar stools, some kitchen appliances (just enough set decoration to let the audience know that there is a kitchen), a potty alcove, a bed, some abstract art on the walls, a desk with a computer, a large window. AT RISE: Darkness, quiet, except for street lights from the window and the sound of rain and/or cars driving by five stories down. It’s the middle of the night, and NICK, LAURA, and JON are sleeping in the bed, NICK in the center. They sleep quietly.
(SOUND: a haunting melody, origin unknown. Red lights from various places around the room start to dim and flicker on and off. The eerie music gets louder as Nick starts to stir in his sleep. Then, after a moment, the lights go out and the music stops. Nicks jolts up in the bed with a shriek. He breaths heavily as JON and LAURA wake up.) LAURA: Nick, what’s wrong? (LAURA turns on a lamp next to the bed.) NICK (pause, dazed): Yeah, uh...I’m fine. Bad dream. (JON puts his arms around NICK and clenches tightly, leaning his head against him.) LAURA: So will I. (LAURA wraps her arms around both of them, and the lights black out.)
(SOUND: music, loud and grating, in the darkness, then after a few moments, NICK screaming. A struggle. As the music continues at a low volume, dim red lights fade in to reveal SHEILA and NICK alone on the bed. SHEILA is hunched over him, strangling him. NICK tries to break free, but is unable to. SHEILA starts to bang NICK’s head on the headboard. The lights and music slowly fade out.)
(The next afternoon. JON is riding on the back of NICK, who is crawling around on the floor. They both wear jeans, but no shirt or shoes.) JON (calm, almost in a trance): And we ran. What else could we do? Sure, it was pointless. The Rhortans surrounded us. Like dragons,through the sky, blowing fire from their mouths, setting buildings aflame. Swooping down and burning scores of people...That is, the ones they didn’t sink their murderous teeth into. Everyone wondered whether they would be devoured or burned to death. And they let out ear-piercing screams. Until they were silenced by shooting gusts of flame.There was no chance, but we still ran, hoping to find the Portal between worlds that legend said existed. By the time we found it, there weren’t many of us left. From underneath a fallen tree in the middle of a forest clearing shined a yellow light. Those of us remaining ran towards that light. I turned and saw my parents and one other man standing next to me; everyone else was gone. "Get down!" my dad yelled. "Crawl under!" I got on my knees. Then I turned back once more, and that’s when I saw my dad consumed by a pillar of fire. And...(trance wearing off, a little shaken here) And my mom split in half in these giant monsterous jaws...her blood was spilling out all over me. I saw those evil red eyes staring at me, coming for me, so I turned and crawled under the tree, until I was absorbed by the light. I felt paralyzed and dizzy. And then I was someplace else. All of a sudden, I was on a different world. Your world. (JON re-positions himself so that he is lying on his stomach, on NICK’S back, arms around NICK, hands pressed against NICK’S chest, as NICK is still crawling, carrying JON’S weight, as JON’S legs drag along the floor.) NICK: Then a middle-aged woman spotted you laying along side the road and drove you to the
hospital. (LAURA enters, home from school with her book bag.) LAURA: Hey, guys. (JON gets off of NICK.) JON: Hi Laura. (JON kisses LAURA. NICK stands up and LAURA comes over to kiss him.) LAURA: And how are you doing? (JON puts on a shirt and his shoes.) JON: God, I hate this job. You know...Yesterday, I accidentally ran some guy’s potato chips over the scanning device two times, and I didn’t remember what button to push on the register to correct the mistake. So I had to call Charlie over to do it for me. While Charlie was on his way, this guy with the potato chips said, "Goddamnit, I’m in a hurry and I have to choose the counter with this incompetent moron." (pause) Well, I don’t have to take that crap. I don’t get paid enough to take that crap. So I got out my .45 and shot the bastard. (JON puts on his coat and exits.) LAURA: Doesn’t that bother you sometimes? (Pause. LAURA puts her arms around NICK.) LAURA (seductively): If I remember correctly, you were going to skip your math class this
afternoon... (NICK stars to get dressed, LAURA heads to the refrigerator, where she finds some grapes and starts eating them.) NICK: I thought you had to get over to Sharies pretty soon anyway. (NICK takes off, and then LAURA has a seat on a chair next to the phone. After a moment, she picks up the phone and dials.) LAURA (nervously): Hi, Balthazar, it’s me, Laura. I was wondering if you could come on over...(pause) Well, how about now? (pause) I just wanted to talk to you about something. (pause) Oh, great. I’ll be waiting for you. (LAURA hangs up the phone, and at that moment, there is a loud KNOCK on the door. She gets up to answer it. BALTHAZAR is standing there in slippers and a robe. LAURA is instantly startled to see him.) LAURA (shouting, in stunned disbelief): What the fuck?! (LAURA is speechless.) BALTHAZAR: Are you gonna let me in or what? Traffic was awful, I thought I’d never get here. (LAURA motions for him to come in.) BALTHAZAR: Awful sweet of ya. Like to see my Jon-boy. (BALTHAZAR comes in and has a seat on the sofa as LAURA closes the door behind him.) BALTHAZAR: Ya got some coffee brewing? Make me some coffee. (LAURA heads into the kitchen area to get the coffee going.) LAURA: You just missed Jon. He’s at work. (BALTHAZAR stands up and opens his robe in front of LAURA. She turns her head away.) BALTHAZAR: Ya wanna crawl into my cave, baby? Huh? (shouting) HUH?! (BALTHAZAR closes his robe.) BALTHAZAR: Mary woulda loved me still after all these years. She’d a lusted after me like she wanted to eat me alive. It ain’t my fault. It ain’t my friggin’ fault them irresponsible bastards stole her from me. (pause, then a shout) Damn Hanford! Nuclear power, the wave of the future. Dumping all their toxic shit in the river and the animals drink it, and then everything from the animals is contaminated, and nobody knew before it was too late. Mary’s body just wasn’t as immune as mine and most people’s. Taken much longer for the cancer to catch up to me. Except maybe the cancer of the heart. (LAURA pours some coffee into a mug and brings it to BALTHAZAR before sitting next to him.) BALTHAZAR (low, somber voice): I always think about her. Even when I don’t want to, when I...can’t stand it. Sometimes I even hear her. I don’t see her; that would be too much. But I hear her. At first, it’s comforting because I think she must know how lonely I am. But then I hear what she’s saying, and she’s not trying to be soothing. She’s trying to make me suffer or just relive the torment, hoping I’ll do something about it this time, as if I could. She says, "Look what’s happening to my body...Oh my god, stop this!" And other voices join in: scientists, technicians, politicians, and they’re laughing at the sound of her crying. Just laugh, laugh, and laugh! (BALTHAZAR screams.) BALTHAZAR (short pause): And I pray to God or whoever is listening, "Shut them up! Give me peace! Shut the hell up!" (BALTHAZAR buries his face in his hands, crying. LAURA just looks on for a moment, not knowing what to do. Then, slowly, just after the sobbing subsides, BALTHAZAR raises his head from his hands, and has a wide and wicked smile on his face, which makes LAURA back away in fear.) BALTHAZAR (smiling widely): I am not going to talk about this anymore. (BALTHAZAR gets up and heads for the CD rack.) BALTHAZAR: You probably don’t have anything decent. (LAURA goes over and checks the selection in his hands.) LAURA: "Out with a Twang--a tribute to the late great legends of bluegrass." Where
did this come from? (BALTHAZAR, ignoring her, puts the disc in the player. SOUND: loud, fast, twangy bluegrass music. BALTHAZAR goes to the center of the room and begins his unique brand of clog dancing. This lasts for a few moments as LAURA looks on, amused. Then BALTHAZAR stops, and reaches out a hand to LAURA who reluctantly complies. He leads her in a two-person square dance. This continues as the lights fade out.)
(NICK is sitting at his desk, studying. There is an orange LIGHT glowing from under the bed, which NICK does not notice. As he is reading a text book and taking down some notes, he starts to hear light sobbing. He looks around the room to find out where it’s coming from. He goes to the door, opens it, looks out into the hall, then closes the door. Behind him, SHEILA crawls out from under the bed, and her sobs grow louder. Her hair is on fire. This startles NICK, making him turn around, and when he sees her, he jumps. SHEILA remains on the floor, on her knees, sobbing in her hands.) NICK: (not quite believing what he is seeing): What are you doing here? (SHEILA continues sobbing in her hands, and her words are almost incoherent.) SHEILA: Why did you do this to me? I don’t understand...I thought...I thought you really cared about me...I loved you so much, I...Oh god, oh god, OH GOD, WHY?!!! (NICK stands there in a kind of shock, not knowing what to do. SHEILA continues to cry, but after a moment it dies down a little, and SHEILA simply kneels on the floor, whimpering, defeated.) SHEILA: I must be some kind of poison. Everything I touch either dies or wants to die. How
can a human being be poison? (NICK pauses, and then starts to approach her.) NICK: I don’t know what to say, I-- (NICK touches her shoulder, and SHEILA quickly snatches hold of his hand. She gets on her feet, and with a loud shriek, pulls him down to the floor. She opens her mouth wide to reveal fangs. SHEILA bites one of NICK’S ears and draws blood. NICK screams. With one hand, SHEILA grabs hold of NICK’S crotch and squeezes tightly. NICK screams again. Just when NICK gathers strength for a defense maneuver, SHEILA runs for the window and jumps out of it. NICK takes a brief pause before he gets up to look out the window. As NICK’S head is out the window, JON enters.) JON: Nick? (NICK backs up and bangs his head on the window frame.) JON (sympathetic): Ouch! (NICK gets his head in the window, and JON sees his bloody ear.)
JON: Oh Jesus, what happened? (Long pause.) JON: Nick...I think we may be dealing with more than just a few bad dreams and a scorned ex-girlfriend. I think we might be dealing with a supernatural phenomenon. (NICK just looks at JON.) JON: We should do something with that injury. (JON goes to get the kit.) NICK: So...How was your day? (JON pulls out a large bottle of black fluid and some bandages. He opens the bottle and pours it over NICK’S ear. NICK screams for several moments as JON nearly empties the bottle out. Having heard the screaming from outside, LAURA rushes in.) LAURA: Oh my God! What happened?! (JON stops pouring.) JON: Sheila came over and tried to bite Nick’s ear off. Then she jumped out the window
and flew away. (JON takes a bandage and starts to wrap it around NICK’s ear.) LAURA: There’s some pretty strange shit going on here. (JON goes to LAURA and gives her a hug and a kiss.) NICK: Well, between your bloody nose, and my bloody ear, somebody’s gonna start spewing
blood from their mouth pretty soon. (Long pause. NICK comes up to JON and embraces him.) NICK: Okay. (with deep sincerity) Protect me, Jon. (LAURA joins them in the embrace.) LAURA: Protect us both. (The three stay locked in each other’s embrace for a moment, and the lights fade out.)
© 1998 Matt Russell. |