You go for the boy, Wacking him on the noggin. He falls down into the muck of the pen. The mule is dumbfounded, it doesn't understand your tactics at all. It's so confused, it runs into a post and knocks itself out. You've won!
Your diversionary tactics completely change the sport of 'Wack that Mule', revolutionizing the entire concept. You become a folk hero and retire to a life of luxery.
After many transitions (brought about all because of you!) the game becomes known as 'Hockey' and is played on ice. The Mule is replaced by a 'puck' and the diversionary boy is completely eliminated.
You have completed your quest, good Knight. You can go home proud.
Or you can:
Replay the Adventure
Or
Change your Character