"Give me something hard." You tell the Barhostess. She looks at you oddly and you are unable to do the same (this being because she is the only person in the village whose eyebrows are intact). She hands you a drink and you take a sip.

After you get off the floor and back onto your stool you wonder if something soft would have been better. Nevertheless, you'll make do with what you've got (just try not to drink anymore of it).

"My name's Tifa," the hostess says to you. "Who are you?"

Having no idea who you are, you can only shrug. Unperturbed, Tifa continues.

"There's a horrible demon around these parts. It sure would be great if a brave knight were to kill him for us."

What'll it be?

Volunteer to destroy this Demon

Gulp down your drink and volunteer to face the Demon

Start laughing as if you're insane