Celes vs The Dark Knight Cecil

: La, la, skip to my loo...

: Hey, you there!

: Wha? You... you didn't see me skipping did you? I was an Imperial General, I'd never live it down if word got out about this.

: No, I didn't see anything. You wanna fight?

: Fight? Why?

: That's what we Dark Knights do. Fight people for no good reason.

: That sounds great, you're on.

: Dark Wave!

: Are you crazy? I'm your only opponent and you willingly use up HP in a multi-target attack.

: So?

: So what if I just blocked or healed myself? You'd die without being hit.

: Hmmm... If I were to ever split in two and faced my likness as a Paladin, that would really hurt me. I guess I've learned my lesson.

: Not yet you haven't, Ultima!

: Yeee-ow!

: Never fight an Ex-Imperial General just for fun.

: Point taken...

Winner: Celes

: La, la, skip to my loo...