The Battle of the Mascots

Chocobo vs Mog

: Wark!

: Kupo!

Judge: Hey! Put on those translators!

: Wark? (What's up! Do you have any carrots?)

: I don't need a translator, I can speak fine. What would you want carrots for? I thought Chocobos ate greens.

: Waaark (This is why I deserve to be the true mascot, I've got seniority. I ate carrots in the fourth title.)

: You sure pack a lot into one "wark".

: Wark Warkity Wark Wark (You betcha!)

: Uh, whatever...

: Warkity? (So do I get to be the true mascot?)

: Never! I can fight, I've got magic and I dance up a storm (literally). What can you do?

: Worrk? (Hey, what do you think this is? Some sort of battle arena?)

: Yes.

: Wurk? (This isn't the Cute and Fuzzy Friends Anonymous (CaFFA) meeting?)

: 'fraid not.

: Wheurak! (Translator Malfunction)

Judge: Watch your language! We've got to keep this a family site.

: Werk Warku... (I'll just be on my way...)

: Oh no you don't. I want to be mascot; so do you give up claim or do I beat it out of you?

: Wakku (Hold on a second.) Zzzzziiiip

: Hey! You're not a chocobo, your...

: That's right, I'm a dragon. Bahamut, in fact.

: See... here's the thing. I was supposed to fight a chocobo, right?

: We dragons deserve to be the mascot of the Final Fantasy Series. Mega Flare!

: I completely agree.

Winner: Bahamut

: Who would want some fuzzy twit as their mascot?