Terra vs Lucca

: *Reads script* Oh, Lucca, am I ever upset with you!

: *Also reading* Oh yeah... well why don't you fight me then?

: I will then!

: Alright!

: *Glares*

: *Glares as well*

: (Who writes this stuff anyway?)

: (Someone without an imagination, I think)

Judge: ....

*A big wind rises*

: *Her script blows away* Eeps!

: *Loses her script as well* Uh oh...

: Umm...?

: Er...?

Judge: Improvise

: ok... *Hits Lucca over the head with a base ball bat*

: Ouch!

Judge: Erm... I guess that's alright...

: That was easy!

: Not so fast! *Shoots Terra*

: Oh, you want to play rough?!

: That's the idea

: Alright then! Flare!!

: Good thing I put on this red hat

: ... how can a red hat protect you?

: Because it's red

: Oh...

: Flare!

: Eeps! Ultima!

: Good thing I was wearing blue underwear

: What? Ultima's not even a water spell!

: But it's blue, so I was protected

: ... *Chops Lucca up with a sword*

: Dang!

Winner: Terra

: ... *Steals the red hat*