Kain vs Magus

: Let's fight!

: Why?

Judge: I'm tired of giving reasons! Just fight!

: Um.. ok...

: Fire2!

: Ack!

: Hahaha! Ice2!

: Arg!

: Hehehe! Lightning2!

: Erk!

: .... aren't you dead yet?

: What, are you kidding? I have over 7,000 hp left

: Wha...? I only have 999...

: Wow, you really are a wimp! Level up!

: ... but I did! I'm at Level **!

: Level what?

: **

: ...

: What?

: Nevermind *Jumps into the air*

: ...? Where'd you go?

: *Lands on Magus*

: Urk!

: How could I have lost? He was so weak...

Judge: *Reads letter* "Please have Magus win at least one battle" ... hmm...

: Ah ha!

: What?

: Dark Bomb!

: Ouch! How?!

: It's in my contract to win

: I need a new agent...

: Now to finish it up...!

: Hi

: Greetings

: Where'd you come from?

: Ready?

: Of course

: Affirmative

: This isn't fair...

: Omega Flare!!!

: Yarrrg!

: Yay!

: Bye

: Fare well

: ...

Winner: Magus

: *Does a victory dance*