- Chancellor, I got your message; here I am - Excellent, right on time - It said there was free cookies! - Yes... all in due time - Hey, this place is all... grayish - Nevermind that, I'd like to show you something - But, cookies... - The cookies are in the same place - Yay! Lead on - Right this way - Doctor Lugae! How've you been? - Oh, you know... keeping busy - Hey Vargas - Yo - Hi hon - Oh, Nimufu... - You ok? - It's nothing! - Of course you know Beatrix and Cyan - *bows stiffly* - *nods reservedly* - Hey guys... who's that behind the desk - Greetings Ragnarok III - Hi... and your name is...? - I head the SPCI board of directors - That's nice. Uh, do you even have a na- - The cookies you seek are behind the steel door - Great, open it up! - *stands up* Insert your keys. - *click* - *click* - *click* - *click* - *click* - *click* - *click* On three. One... two... three: turn! - *KA-CHUNK!* - You guys sure take cookie security seriously - Please, after you Ragnarok III - Uh, ok. *steps in* - Kuja, start it now! - Dark Crystal?! What's going on here? - Memory absorbtion activated - VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - What... where am I? Dark Crystal?! What's going on here? - More! Turn up the power - Whatever you say - Wait! We haven't run that much raw energy through the crystal before! - ... you just can't teach an old dragon new tricks - Stop worrying so much, Lugae. Keep it up Kuja - VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! - Find me... an imp! - More? - Yes. Go all the way back, to before this site existed - *ducks under a table* - Oh-kay... - VWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!! - You've overstepped your bounds Kefka, and it's time i did away with you for good! - Sir, are you sure this is wise? - The rabbit, although wrong, is acceptable. - We're almost there. Kuja, get ready to turn the machine off - Uhh... - Wow, a rift in space and time. This would be a great place to start a website! - There! That's it, shut it down - I can't, it has too much power - What?! Turn it off now! - It's too unstable. We've got to wait for it to cool off on its own - Why don't you guys ever listen to me? - VAWOOOSH-OOOOM! VAWOOSH-OOOOM! - Wow, FF8 looks great! I can't wait until it's released - Vwoam! Vwoam! - I think it's starting to settle down - Well, the next Final Fantasy's on the Play Station, but Nintendo would never let me down. I'll buy an N64 - Can you shut if off yet? - FF seven? What happend to four, five and six? - Just let it go, it's only interested in his memories anyway - I hope Breath of Fire isn't like those Dragon Warrior games, they're boring! - This is a little painful to watch though - Vwarrrrm... - When I grow up, I wanna be a ghostbuster! - Vwarr.... rr... - There, it's stopped - Goo goo... gah? - He's reverted to an infant's mentality - Excellent! He's definitly unfit to continue running this site - Yes, the contract will kick into effect now - *faces the audience* Let the world know! King Luca Blight now reigns here! Dramatic music: DUHN DUHN DAHN!
- Chancellor, I got your message; here I am
- Excellent, right on time
- It said there was free cookies!
- Yes... all in due time
- Hey, this place is all... grayish
- Nevermind that, I'd like to show you something
- But, cookies...
- The cookies are in the same place
- Yay! Lead on
- Right this way
- Doctor Lugae! How've you been?
- Oh, you know... keeping busy
- Hey Vargas
- Yo
- Hi hon
- Oh, Nimufu...
- You ok?
- It's nothing!
- Of course you know Beatrix and Cyan
- *bows stiffly*
- *nods reservedly*
- Hey guys... who's that behind the desk
- Greetings Ragnarok III
- Hi... and your name is...?
- I head the SPCI board of directors
- That's nice. Uh, do you even have a na-
- The cookies you seek are behind the steel door
- Great, open it up!
- *stands up* Insert your keys.
- *click*
- *click* On three. One... two... three: turn!
- *KA-CHUNK!*
- You guys sure take cookie security seriously
- Please, after you Ragnarok III
- Uh, ok. *steps in*
- Kuja, start it now!
- Dark Crystal?! What's going on here?
- Memory absorbtion activated
- VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
- What... where am I? Dark Crystal?! What's going on here?
- More! Turn up the power
- Whatever you say
- Wait! We haven't run that much raw energy through the crystal before!
- ... you just can't teach an old dragon new tricks
- Stop worrying so much, Lugae. Keep it up Kuja
- VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
- Find me... an imp!
- More?
- Yes. Go all the way back, to before this site existed
- *ducks under a table*
- Oh-kay...
- VWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!
- You've overstepped your bounds Kefka, and it's time i did away with you for good!
- Sir, are you sure this is wise?
- The rabbit, although wrong, is acceptable.
- We're almost there. Kuja, get ready to turn the machine off
- Uhh...
- Wow, a rift in space and time. This would be a great place to start a website!
- There! That's it, shut it down
- I can't, it has too much power
- What?! Turn it off now!
- It's too unstable. We've got to wait for it to cool off on its own
- Why don't you guys ever listen to me?
- VAWOOOSH-OOOOM! VAWOOSH-OOOOM!
- Wow, FF8 looks great! I can't wait until it's released
- Vwoam! Vwoam!
- I think it's starting to settle down
- Well, the next Final Fantasy's on the Play Station, but Nintendo would never let me down. I'll buy an N64
- Can you shut if off yet?
- FF seven? What happend to four, five and six?
- Just let it go, it's only interested in his memories anyway
- I hope Breath of Fire isn't like those Dragon Warrior games, they're boring!
- This is a little painful to watch though
- Vwarrrrm...
- When I grow up, I wanna be a ghostbuster!
- Vwarr.... rr...
- There, it's stopped
- Goo goo... gah?
- He's reverted to an infant's mentality
- Excellent! He's definitly unfit to continue running this site
- Yes, the contract will kick into effect now
- *faces the audience* Let the world know! King Luca Blight now reigns here!
Dramatic music: DUHN DUHN DAHN!