- Chancellor, I got your message; here I am

- Excellent, right on time

- It said there was free cookies!

- Yes... all in due time

- Hey, this place is all... grayish

- Nevermind that, I'd like to show you something

- But, cookies...

- The cookies are in the same place

- Yay! Lead on

- Right this way

- Doctor Lugae! How've you been?

- Oh, you know... keeping busy

- Hey Vargas

- Yo

- Hi hon

- Oh, Nimufu...

- You ok?

- It's nothing!

- Of course you know Beatrix and Cyan

- *bows stiffly*

- *nods reservedly*

- Hey guys... who's that behind the desk

- Greetings Ragnarok III

- Hi... and your name is...?

- I head the SPCI board of directors

- That's nice. Uh, do you even have a na-

- The cookies you seek are behind the steel door

- Great, open it up!

- *stands up* Insert your keys.

- *click*

- *click*

- *click*

- *click*

- *click*

- *click*

- *click* On three. One... two... three: turn!

- *KA-CHUNK!*

- You guys sure take cookie security seriously

- Please, after you Ragnarok III

- Uh, ok. *steps in*

- Kuja, start it now!

- Dark Crystal?! What's going on here?

- Memory absorbtion activated

- VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

- What... where am I? Dark Crystal?! What's going on here?

- More! Turn up the power

- Whatever you say

- Wait! We haven't run that much raw energy through the crystal before!

- ... you just can't teach an old dragon new tricks

- Stop worrying so much, Lugae. Keep it up Kuja

- VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

- Find me... an imp!

- More?

- Yes. Go all the way back, to before this site existed

- *ducks under a table*

- Oh-kay...

- VWAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!

- You've overstepped your bounds Kefka, and it's time i did away with you for good!

- Sir, are you sure this is wise?

- The rabbit, although wrong, is acceptable.

- We're almost there. Kuja, get ready to turn the machine off

- Uhh...

- Wow, a rift in space and time. This would be a great place to start a website!

- There! That's it, shut it down

- I can't, it has too much power

- What?! Turn it off now!

- It's too unstable. We've got to wait for it to cool off on its own

- Why don't you guys ever listen to me?

- VAWOOOSH-OOOOM! VAWOOSH-OOOOM!

- Wow, FF8 looks great! I can't wait until it's released

- Vwoam! Vwoam!

- I think it's starting to settle down

- Well, the next Final Fantasy's on the Play Station, but Nintendo would never let me down. I'll buy an N64

- Can you shut if off yet?

- FF seven? What happend to four, five and six?

- Just let it go, it's only interested in his memories anyway

- I hope Breath of Fire isn't like those Dragon Warrior games, they're boring!

- This is a little painful to watch though

- Vwarrrrm...

- When I grow up, I wanna be a ghostbuster!

- Vwarr.... rr...

- There, it's stopped

- Goo goo... gah?

- He's reverted to an infant's mentality

- Excellent! He's definitly unfit to continue running this site

- Yes, the contract will kick into effect now

- *faces the audience* Let the world know! King Luca Blight now reigns here!

Dramatic music: DUHN DUHN DAHN!

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