- Attention citizens of my realm. I am your new king, Luca Blight! - What? - I thought that guy there was in charge - Goo-gah! - As you can see, the former judge is in no condition to do his job - Was he ever? - Therefor, as stated by this contract - Hi! - I will take over his responsibilities - Ok, what's that got to do with this guy? - I am sworn to serve my king, as such he is elevated to Lord of this site - Whatever - Yeah, who cares? - Insolent swine! Dispose of them! - *Thunder Stab's Squall* - *Cleaves Zidane* - All hail the king! - Uh... ok *bows* - *bows* I never liked those two anyway - We can always use more kings... - Excellent. Now, back to headquarters! SPCI Headquarters - Ah'm sorry, Marle. He's not in right now - Where did he go, Nimufu? I have to see him immediatly - *enters* Ah, Marle. What can we do for you? - Explain yourselves! - Whatever do you mean? - I thought you were all about protecting imps! Isn't that what the SPCI stands for? The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Imps! - Yes, that's the image we put forth - However, it's no longer needed. Now we can use the true name - And just what is that? - Secret - Purveyors - of - Cruel - Intentions! - ... that's a little lame - Hey, you try comeing up with a better one to fit SPCI! - I wanted 'Space Penguin Conspiracy Investigations' - Shut up Vargas - You see, Marle; we cared nothing for imps from the beginning - Our ruse was carefully orchestrated to bring us to this moment - And we're not going to let some foolish little girl get in our way - I don't like being used! - Kuja - Got it - Vrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm - What's that? - What you're looking at is the Dark Crystal - As you may be aware, our friend Kuja here once tried to destroy "The Crystal." The source of all memories - And as we all know, everything has a counter - The Dark Crystal does not contain memories which can be unleashed, rather it absorbs them - Garnet's amnesia...!? - She was our first test subject. I daresay, we've come a long way since then - Witness Beatrix and Cyan, deprived of certain memories, we have crafted them into loyal and deadly servents - However, we have no need for you. Kuja, simply erase all knowledge of the SPCI from her mind - As you command, my liege - VWARM! - What... where am I? Chancellor? What's going on? - Don't worry Princess Nadia, it's nothing important. Nimufu will see you out - kay *exits with Nimufu* - Vargas, call in Cyan and Beatrix - Aye-aye - *re-enters* Marle's safely away. She doesn't suspect a thing - Excellent - *enter* - Now that I am in control, roles will change a little. Cyan, Beatrix? - Yes, my lord? - Ready and willing, your worship! - I'm leaving Cyrus in command of the Armed Forces. You two shall be my elite royal guard. I trust you will protect me with your lives - Yes sir! - It is an honor, majesty - As the contract dictates, Chancellor, you will take over as judge of the Battle Arena - Yes sir. Thank you sir - Nimufu... - Yes sugah? - You're girly... You can be in charge of those beauty pageants - Thank ya, hon. Can I stop faking a southren accent too? - Sure, why not? - Woo! It was murder on my throat - Vargas, I want this site shaped up. Go out there and paint the town - What colors? - MY colors. Make it clear who's in charge. And enlist some 'volunteers' to construct a proper palace for me. I'm tired of holding these meetings in Nimufu's basement - Aww - And I? - Continue studying the Dark Crystal. I don't want any more unexplained occurences - Yes sire - Finally, Doctor Lugae - Mmm? - Compile data on those who have fought in the Battle Arena. I want to know if any pose a threat to us - As you wish - *sits back at his desk* Ahhh, I could get used to this
- Attention citizens of my realm. I am your new king, Luca Blight!
- What?
- I thought that guy there was in charge
- Goo-gah!
- As you can see, the former judge is in no condition to do his job
- Was he ever?
- Therefor, as stated by this contract
- Hi!
- I will take over his responsibilities
- Ok, what's that got to do with this guy?
- I am sworn to serve my king, as such he is elevated to Lord of this site
- Whatever
- Yeah, who cares?
- Insolent swine! Dispose of them!
- *Thunder Stab's Squall*
- *Cleaves Zidane*
- All hail the king!
- Uh... ok *bows*
- *bows* I never liked those two anyway
- We can always use more kings...
- Excellent. Now, back to headquarters!
SPCI Headquarters
- Ah'm sorry, Marle. He's not in right now
- Where did he go, Nimufu? I have to see him immediatly
- *enters* Ah, Marle. What can we do for you?
- Explain yourselves!
- Whatever do you mean?
- I thought you were all about protecting imps! Isn't that what the SPCI stands for? The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Imps!
- Yes, that's the image we put forth
- However, it's no longer needed. Now we can use the true name
- And just what is that?
- Secret
- Purveyors
- of
- Cruel
- Intentions!
- ... that's a little lame
- Hey, you try comeing up with a better one to fit SPCI!
- I wanted 'Space Penguin Conspiracy Investigations'
- Shut up Vargas
- You see, Marle; we cared nothing for imps from the beginning
- Our ruse was carefully orchestrated to bring us to this moment
- And we're not going to let some foolish little girl get in our way
- I don't like being used!
- Kuja
- Got it
- Vrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm
- What's that?
- What you're looking at is the Dark Crystal
- As you may be aware, our friend Kuja here once tried to destroy "The Crystal." The source of all memories
- And as we all know, everything has a counter
- The Dark Crystal does not contain memories which can be unleashed, rather it absorbs them
- Garnet's amnesia...!?
- She was our first test subject. I daresay, we've come a long way since then
- Witness Beatrix and Cyan, deprived of certain memories, we have crafted them into loyal and deadly servents
- However, we have no need for you. Kuja, simply erase all knowledge of the SPCI from her mind
- As you command, my liege
- VWARM!
- What... where am I? Chancellor? What's going on?
- Don't worry Princess Nadia, it's nothing important. Nimufu will see you out
- kay *exits with Nimufu*
- Vargas, call in Cyan and Beatrix
- Aye-aye
- *re-enters* Marle's safely away. She doesn't suspect a thing
- Excellent
- *enter*
- Now that I am in control, roles will change a little. Cyan, Beatrix?
- Yes, my lord?
- Ready and willing, your worship!
- I'm leaving Cyrus in command of the Armed Forces. You two shall be my elite royal guard. I trust you will protect me with your lives
- Yes sir!
- It is an honor, majesty
- As the contract dictates, Chancellor, you will take over as judge of the Battle Arena
- Yes sir. Thank you sir
- Nimufu...
- Yes sugah?
- You're girly... You can be in charge of those beauty pageants
- Thank ya, hon. Can I stop faking a southren accent too?
- Sure, why not?
- Woo! It was murder on my throat
- Vargas, I want this site shaped up. Go out there and paint the town
- What colors?
- MY colors. Make it clear who's in charge. And enlist some 'volunteers' to construct a proper palace for me. I'm tired of holding these meetings in Nimufu's basement
- Aww
- And I?
- Continue studying the Dark Crystal. I don't want any more unexplained occurences
- Yes sire
- Finally, Doctor Lugae
- Mmm?
- Compile data on those who have fought in the Battle Arena. I want to know if any pose a threat to us
- As you wish
- *sits back at his desk* Ahhh, I could get used to this
