The SPCI Under Siege (Requested by Strange guy who you shouldn't mess with) - It is time to destroy the SPCI! - Yeah! - They are unworthy to be in charge! - Yeah! - They aren't even final bosses! - Yeah! - We are the rightful rulers! - Yeah! - Let's go, follow me! - ... - ... - What? - You can't come with us - Why not? - You can't be in our exclusive club, you aren't a final boss - Neither are you - I'm representing Kefka, right buddy? - ... - Right! - Alright chums, follow me! *charges forth* - *follow Garland* - *shakes his fist* You'll be sorry! I'll tell my mother on you! SPCI HQ - Hmm, I should be judging more fights. But it's funner to be lazy! - Chancellor, there's a call for you - But Spira High, my favorite teen drama is on! - Is it a new episode? - Yeah, it looks like Wakka and Lulu are getting together - What?? Let me take a message, I've gotta see this! - Keep it down, will you? - *rushes over to the TV* - You're too late, it went to commercials - Aw poo! - So what was the phone message about? - Huh? Oh, some guy. He said all the final bosses were going to attack us - In the middle of my favorite program?! They have no manners - Well they are evil - *grumbles* Go tell Cyrus to ready the troops - Now? - Yes now! - But the commercials will be over in a second... - I'm evil too - Rats Soon... - Sir! Final bosses sighted at 12 o'clock - Alright men, you know your duty. Throw yourself against the unstoppable might of these menaces as they slaughter you! - Aye Sir! - Attack! - Big Bang! *kills several nameless soldiers* - Meteo!! *destroys the barracks* - Flare Star! *blasts a dozen faceless foes* - Grand Stone! *crushes a platoon of magitek armored guards* - Our masses of troops are being wiped out! Who'd have thought? Send reinforcements! - Yaaaah!! *charge forward* - Attack! - *destroy the oncoming soldiers* - Third wave, go! - Yaaaah!! *charge forward* - Attack! - *destroy the oncoming soldiers* - Fourth wave, stop them! - Yaaaah!! *charge forward* - Attack! - *destroy the oncoming soldiers* - Fifth wave, rush them! - Yaaaah!! *charge forward* - Attack! - *destroy the oncoming soldiers* - Sixth wave, now! - Uh... - What? Where's the sixth unit, man? - There is no sixth unit - It's all up to you now, soldier! Go out there and make the king proud! - Do I have to? - You can do it! Now exuse me as I tacticly regroup to safer ground *retreats* - ... - *runs up and punches the final guard* - Ow! - You still live?! - That hurt, you know - How's this? *kicks him in the shins* - Hey! *hops around on one foot* I bruise easily! - Are you immortal?! - No. I mean... you got me! *pretends to die* - That's better! Follow me everyone! - (Sucker) - What's going on Cyrus? Where're the troops? - Decimated, sir! - Crud. I knew we should have given them names and quirky personalities, that would have made all the difference - If you say so, sir - Well no matter, Beatrix! - Sir - Cyan! - At your command - Frog - Gribbit, sir - You're our last line of defence, don't let them through. I'm going to take a bubble bath and this little invasion had better not disturb it! - Sir - Yes - Sir - Gribbit - Their defences have fallen, onward to victory! - Nirvana Strike! *triple stabs Atma* - Rawr! Avenge me, comrades! *dies* - Stand fast, we can take them! - Shock! *blasts Zeromus* - I will not die... so long as... there is hatred... in the hearts of men...! *desintigrates* - Cleave! *slices Neo-exdeath apart* - Oh bother *falls to pieces* - Leap Slash! *strikes Lavos* - *shrugs* That's it? - Aye - *smacks Frog aside* - Urp! - Hwaaah! *appears from behind and tackles Lavos* - *screaches while fading away* - My allies have fallen, I have no choice... Let our powers combine! - Earth! - Fire! - Wind! - Water! - Heart! - By your powers combined: I am Captain Chaos! - Uh, good luck guys! *runs away again* - Oblivian Thrust! *stabs at Chaos* - Woh-pah! *counters the attack* - Argh..! - Art thou ready, Beatrix? - Right! - Bahamut, now's your chance for revenge! - OMEGA FLARE!! *nukes Cyan and Beatrix* - ... - Wah-ha-ha! - Must... warn... his majesty... *limps away* - Victory is mine! *chases Beatrix* - Hey, what's going on? - Invasion...! - Oh, is that all? - I have... failed... *collapses* - Where is the self-proclaimed king?! - He isn't taking visitors right now, I can schedual you in next Wednesday - Out of my way! - Lugae, get your butt out here - What? - Tell this gentleman to leave - You cannot stand in the way of Chaos! - Balnab, crush him! - Grr... *punches Chaos* - Oof! - Calbrena, finish him off! - *flies in* Haven't you taken over yet?* - *smashes Bahamut* - Rawr! *falls to the floor* - Time for the trump card: Necron! - You rang? Grand Cross! - *splits apart* - Cal! *runs away* - Brena! *hides behind Balnab* - What's all the racket out here? - Hello Kuja - Aw nuts, you again? - Yah! *kicks Balnab through a wall* - Balnab! Noo! *runs to check on his creation* - Flare! *blasts Necron* - Accept death, it is inevitable *inflicts Kuja with Mustard Bomb* - ... nuts - Thunder! *zaps Necron* - Infidel, take THIS! *casts Thundaga on Nimufu* - Ouch! You big meany! - I'm back... don't tell me little invasion thing's still going on - Heeee-yah! *attacks the Chancellor* - You dare?! Kuja, destroy them! - I can't! If I act I'll die - *jumps up and down* Just do it! - ... ULTIMA! *blasts Necron and Chaos to bits* - Is this the end of Captain Chaos?! *desintigrates* - I will still exist... so long as... there is... life and death! *explodes* - Argh! *dies* - Well, that's that - Not quite! - Huh? What's a metroid doing here? - I'm not a metroid! I am Yu Yevon! - Sure you are - You'll see! *posesses Bahamut* - Roar! - Nimufu, take a memo... what's going on here? - Nothing, your highness. Everything is under control - Grarr! *dashes towards Luca* - Oh good, a fight! - I must protest, don't involve yourself majesty - You're no fun at all, Chancellor - Rawr! *strikes the Chancellor aside* - Eek! - Hmph, you don't look that tough *whips his sword about and cuts Bahamut's head off* - Noo! - A metroid? - I'm not a metroid! - Well what do you want? - Summon another Aeon, so that I might posess it and destroy you! - Or I could just stab you - Hmm, that's true - *stabs Yu Yevon* - Gurk...! *explodes* - Are you alright, my king? - This is the most fun I've had in ages! I hope we get attacked again soon. Oh, and get someone to clean up this mess, will you? - *sighs* Yes, sir ~ fin
The SPCI Under Siege
- It is time to destroy the SPCI!
- Yeah!
- They are unworthy to be in charge!
- They aren't even final bosses!
- We are the rightful rulers!
- Let's go, follow me!
- ...
- What?
- You can't come with us
- Why not?
- You can't be in our exclusive club, you aren't a final boss
- Neither are you
- I'm representing Kefka, right buddy?
- Right!
- Alright chums, follow me! *charges forth*
- *follow Garland*
- *shakes his fist* You'll be sorry! I'll tell my mother on you!
SPCI HQ
- Hmm, I should be judging more fights. But it's funner to be lazy!
- Chancellor, there's a call for you
- But Spira High, my favorite teen drama is on!
- Is it a new episode?
- Yeah, it looks like Wakka and Lulu are getting together
- What?? Let me take a message, I've gotta see this!
- Keep it down, will you?
- *rushes over to the TV*
- You're too late, it went to commercials
- Aw poo!
- So what was the phone message about?
- Huh? Oh, some guy. He said all the final bosses were going to attack us
- In the middle of my favorite program?! They have no manners
- Well they are evil
- *grumbles* Go tell Cyrus to ready the troops
- Now?
- Yes now!
- But the commercials will be over in a second...
- I'm evil too
- Rats
Soon...
- Sir! Final bosses sighted at 12 o'clock
- Alright men, you know your duty. Throw yourself against the unstoppable might of these menaces as they slaughter you!
- Aye Sir!
- Attack!
- Big Bang! *kills several nameless soldiers*
- Meteo!! *destroys the barracks*
- Flare Star! *blasts a dozen faceless foes*
- Grand Stone! *crushes a platoon of magitek armored guards*
- Our masses of troops are being wiped out! Who'd have thought? Send reinforcements!
- Yaaaah!! *charge forward*
- *destroy the oncoming soldiers*
- Third wave, go!
- Fourth wave, stop them!
- Fifth wave, rush them!
- Sixth wave, now!
- Uh...
- What? Where's the sixth unit, man?
- There is no sixth unit
- It's all up to you now, soldier! Go out there and make the king proud!
- Do I have to?
- You can do it! Now exuse me as I tacticly regroup to safer ground *retreats*
- *runs up and punches the final guard*
- Ow!
- You still live?!
- That hurt, you know
- How's this? *kicks him in the shins*
- Hey! *hops around on one foot* I bruise easily!
- Are you immortal?!
- No. I mean... you got me! *pretends to die*
- That's better! Follow me everyone!
- (Sucker)
- What's going on Cyrus? Where're the troops?
- Decimated, sir!
- Crud. I knew we should have given them names and quirky personalities, that would have made all the difference
- If you say so, sir
- Well no matter, Beatrix!
- Sir
- Cyan!
- At your command
- Frog
- Gribbit, sir
- You're our last line of defence, don't let them through. I'm going to take a bubble bath and this little invasion had better not disturb it!
- Yes
- Gribbit
- Their defences have fallen, onward to victory!
- Nirvana Strike! *triple stabs Atma*
- Rawr! Avenge me, comrades! *dies*
- Stand fast, we can take them!
- Shock! *blasts Zeromus*
- I will not die... so long as... there is hatred... in the hearts of men...! *desintigrates*
- Cleave! *slices Neo-exdeath apart*
- Oh bother *falls to pieces*
- Leap Slash! *strikes Lavos*
- *shrugs* That's it?
- Aye
- *smacks Frog aside*
- Urp!
- Hwaaah! *appears from behind and tackles Lavos*
- *screaches while fading away*
- My allies have fallen, I have no choice... Let our powers combine!
- Earth!
- Fire!
- Wind!
- Water!
- Heart!
- By your powers combined: I am Captain Chaos!
- Uh, good luck guys! *runs away again*
- Oblivian Thrust! *stabs at Chaos*
- Woh-pah! *counters the attack*
- Argh..!
- Art thou ready, Beatrix?
- Bahamut, now's your chance for revenge!
- OMEGA FLARE!! *nukes Cyan and Beatrix*
- Wah-ha-ha!
- Must... warn... his majesty... *limps away*
- Victory is mine! *chases Beatrix*
- Hey, what's going on?
- Invasion...!
- Oh, is that all?
- I have... failed... *collapses*
- Where is the self-proclaimed king?!
- He isn't taking visitors right now, I can schedual you in next Wednesday
- Out of my way!
- Lugae, get your butt out here
- Tell this gentleman to leave
- You cannot stand in the way of Chaos!
- Balnab, crush him!
- Grr... *punches Chaos*
- Oof!
- Calbrena, finish him off!
- *flies in* Haven't you taken over yet?*
- *smashes Bahamut*
- Rawr! *falls to the floor*
- Time for the trump card: Necron!
- You rang? Grand Cross!
- *splits apart*
- Cal! *runs away*
- Brena! *hides behind Balnab*
- What's all the racket out here?
- Hello Kuja
- Aw nuts, you again?
- Yah! *kicks Balnab through a wall*
- Balnab! Noo! *runs to check on his creation*
- Flare! *blasts Necron*
- Accept death, it is inevitable *inflicts Kuja with Mustard Bomb*
- ... nuts
- Thunder! *zaps Necron*
- Infidel, take THIS! *casts Thundaga on Nimufu*
- Ouch! You big meany!
- I'm back... don't tell me little invasion thing's still going on
- Heeee-yah! *attacks the Chancellor*
- You dare?! Kuja, destroy them!
- I can't! If I act I'll die
- *jumps up and down* Just do it!
- ... ULTIMA! *blasts Necron and Chaos to bits*
- Is this the end of Captain Chaos?! *desintigrates*
- I will still exist... so long as... there is... life and death! *explodes*
- Argh! *dies*
- Well, that's that
- Not quite!
- Huh? What's a metroid doing here?
- I'm not a metroid! I am Yu Yevon!
- Sure you are
- You'll see! *posesses Bahamut*
- Roar!
- Nimufu, take a memo... what's going on here?
- Nothing, your highness. Everything is under control
- Grarr! *dashes towards Luca*
- Oh good, a fight!
- I must protest, don't involve yourself majesty
- You're no fun at all, Chancellor
- Rawr! *strikes the Chancellor aside*
- Eek!
- Hmph, you don't look that tough *whips his sword about and cuts Bahamut's head off*
- Noo!
- A metroid?
- I'm not a metroid!
- Well what do you want?
- Summon another Aeon, so that I might posess it and destroy you!
- Or I could just stab you
- Hmm, that's true
- *stabs Yu Yevon*
- Gurk...! *explodes*
- Are you alright, my king?
- This is the most fun I've had in ages! I hope we get attacked again soon. Oh, and get someone to clean up this mess, will you?
- *sighs* Yes, sir
~ fin
