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- I'm so bored... we haven't had any excitement in over a year

- Yes your highness, it's been nice and peaceful

- Don't you remember how much work we did to take over this place?

- What did you want with it in the first place?

- I can't remember anymore

- Hey Luca... where's the beauty pageant?

: What? It's where it always is

- This year's pageant! (Or last year's, for that matter.) It's annual you know!

- ...

- ...?

- ...!

- ??? Hey, are you getting a deja vu feeling too?

- DIE PIG! *stabs Locke*

- Ugh... nevermind

- I'm going to go brood in my office. Chancellor, why don't you try updating the site or something

- Uh... yes my liege

- And try to make it good this time *walks off*

- Ba ba ba...

- You!

- Buh?

- Yes, you must update the site for me!

- No! Too much work! I mean... goo gah! *runs away*

- Curses! Nimufu, I'm going into hiding. If anyone asks, I'm working on an update *opens up a trap door and jumps down it*

- ...

- ...

- So... could you get me a phoenix down or something?

- Naw

- Kay *remains dead*

And the moral of the story is: This is why there aren't any updates on the site, but if there were any they'd be as bad as this