Cid vs Setzer
: A fullhouse, beat that!
: Ha! Four kings, I win!
: What are you talking about? A fullhouse beats anything.
: Don't tell me how to play cards, geezer.
: Geezer! Alright punk, put 'em up!
: Careful, don't have a heart attack.
: Hits Setzer in the head with his mallet.
: Hey! Stumbles about, disoriented.
: Now I'll find out your real weakness. PEEP!
Weaknesses: Pretty girls, two headed coins.
: Setzer regains his footing.
: Girls? Coins? Gimme something I can use!
Setzer pulls out his slot machiene, is about to activate it and gets a better idea. He equips his Coin Toss relic.
: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe a fullhouse does beat everything.
: I knew it, chicken.
: Here's your winnings! Setzer burries Cid in a barrage of coins.
: Ooof, winning feels a lot like losing.
Winner: Setzer