The Battle of the Pilots

Cid vs Setzer

: A fullhouse, beat that!

: Ha! Four kings, I win!

: What are you talking about? A fullhouse beats anything.

: Don't tell me how to play cards, geezer.

: Geezer! Alright punk, put 'em up!

: Careful, don't have a heart attack.

: Hits Setzer in the head with his mallet.

: Hey! Stumbles about, disoriented.

: Now I'll find out your real weakness. PEEP!

Weaknesses: Pretty girls, two headed coins.

: Setzer regains his footing.

: Girls? Coins? Gimme something I can use!

Setzer pulls out his slot machiene, is about to activate it and gets a better idea. He equips his Coin Toss relic.

: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, maybe a fullhouse does beat everything.

: I knew it, chicken.

: Here's your winnings! Setzer burries Cid in a barrage of coins.

: Ooof, winning feels a lot like losing.

Winner: Setzer

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