: Tra la la

: Stop right there!

: What?

: I'm afraid this is a no singing zone

: ... why?

: I dunno

: The sign clearly prohibits singing

Sign: No Singing

: A sign? Do you just listen to any sign that's tacked up on the wall?

: No

: Yup!

: *writes on the sign*

Sign: No Singing No Rinoas

: *gasps*

: Defacing public property is both a felony and a moral travesty

: What do I do? I can't not be Rinoa...!

: *writes on the sign*

Sign: No Singing No Rinoas NO CLOTHES

: EEK!

: Gah-haha!

: ULTROS!

: I better go while the going's good to go! *splashes away*

: I... don't know... what to do... *sniffle*

: It's just a dumb sign, you don't need to follow its directions *crumples up the sign and throws it away*

: You can't do that!

: With that particular octopus involved, I believe it may have been the lesser of two proverbial evils

: No! Without rules there is chaos! *attacks Aerith*

: Hey! Ow! Get her off me!

: I fear you have brought these circumstances upon yourself, and I do not know how I can alleviate your situation

: *bites Aerith*

: Ack! That's it! *clubs Rinoa with her staff*

: Oof!

: And let that be a lesson to you

: Truely, the two of you both appear to resolve your problems in a frighteningly violent manner

: ...

: ...

: ...?

: Get her!

: *attack Garnet*

: This is unforgivable behavior! Ow! Stop biting me Rinoa!

: Woof

: *summons Shiva*

: Hiyas *blasts Aerith and Rinoa with ice*

: Eek!

: *frozen solid*

: *holds out contain materia* FLARE!

: Ugh! Bahamut! *summons Bahamut*

: MEGAFLARE! *attacks everyone*

: No, not me...! *blasted away*

: Eek! *faints*

: *thaws out* ...?

Sign: Winner: Rinoa

: Yay!