Alexandr Vs. Fei piloting Xenogears

: I am Alexandr, the holy robot/castle thingy

: I am Fei Fong Wong, I pilot the gear Xenogears

: I am Xenogears, so powerful that no man has captured my sprite and lived to tell the tale. Thus I am represented by Gogo... gah

: And now, on with the story

: Ragnarok! Wait!

: Kino? What do you want?

: Kino want to do fight! Let Kino do fight, Ragnarok!

: No one's asking to see you in a fight... and this is Alexandr Vs. Xenogears

: Kino not want to be in fight, want to make fight, like Ragnarok!

: You want to do my job for me?

: Yes! Please, Kino want to!

: Haha, sucker; go ahead!

: Whooooo!! *hands out copies of his script*

: *reads a few lines* You've got to be kidding me

: Double gah

: Is my gear supposed to talk?

: On with the story!!!

: *sighs* I'm a big robot castle thingy! I will crush you!

: NO! No, wrong script!!!

: Oh alright *throws out the original script and reads from Kino's* Me Alexandr, powerful holy robot!

: I Fei! I have powerfuller holy robot!! XENOGEARS!

: *robot noise*

: I use Xenogears and beat you to be the best!

: I best so I beat bester when you try!

: Yes! Feel the beating!

: *"gets in" Xenogears by walking off stage*

: *robot starting up noise*

: Me so good that me let you hit first!

: Xenogears so good that only one hit is what it takes! *hits Alexandr*

: ...

: No! Hard! Hit hard!

: That was hard!

: ... Ow! Pain me is recieved! But me now will hit you! *attacks Xenogears*

: *is squished*

: That not part of script!

: Whoops... I guess I'm a little too heavy...

: ...

: *walks back in* ...

: Uh... winner Alexandr!

: Yay

: I'd like to apologize for this entire fight