- I'm singing in the shower...! - Oh Schala, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways - Dalton?! What are you doing in here? GET OUT!! - Fear not, my sweet! I won't peek... much - You'd better start running, as soon as I get dressed I'm going to teach you some proper manners - Haha, how cute; you've always been a pushover - ... *lightning strikes Dalton* - Uh-oh *runs* *Meanwhile* - Read 'em and weep, royal flush! - Dwah! That's the last time I let you shuffle - Them's the breaks my eight legged friend. Now pay up - Sure sure, whatever you say *forks over some cash* - Hahaha, thankyou! You know... that looks just like my wallet - Well, gotta run! *heads for the door* - Speaking of which... Where IS my wallet?! - ... *runs* - *chases* *Also meanwhile* - Halt there, sir - A talking frog? Don't tell me you're a princess! - Nay, I hath heard that thou posseseth a Masamune - That's right, had to beat a sea serpent to get it - Once, I too weilded such a blade, alas it was shattered by an oaf - Wow, that's too bad - Aye... you wouldn't happen to be using yours, would you? - I keep it handy, just in case - ... might I borrow it? Thou hast another blade - Hey, forget it! Sorry someone busted yours, but this one's all mine - Mine destiny proclaims I wield the Masamune, I shalt fight for that right - Some people just don't take no for an answer! BLITZ! - *dodges and attacks with water* - Hmm... your pretty good - That's "you're" - I'll tell you what, you want the Masamune so much? Here! *throws the Masamune at Frog* - *catches it* All right! The Masamune! - Fiend, unhand mine destiny! - Give me back my sword! - Finders keepers! *runs* - *chases* - *chases* *On the battlefield* - Have it your wa- - Run! Run! *rush between Kefka and Ramza* - Now looks like a good time to get out of this mess *escapes* - Get back here you creep! I'll teach you some manners! *chases Dalton* - Give me back my money, you cheatin' octopus! *chases ultros* - Thief! Hand over the Masamune! *chases Gilgamesh - Aye, ye heard the knave! 'tis mine! *hops after Edge* - I'm sure there's a good explanation for all of that. Now Kefka, enguard! ... Kefka?? - *runs into a wall* - *runs into Dalton* - *runs into Gilgamesh* - Ah ha! *zaps Dalton* - Yee-ouch! - That'll teach you to stay out of a ladie's bathroom while she showers! - Woah, Dalton! ... Details? - *fries Ultros* - Gwah! - It turns out she wears a bathing suit that looks just like her regular clothes - Grr! *blasts Dalton through the wall* - *edges away* - Hmph! *leaves in a huff* - Whew! Well, later Ultros! - Not so fast, fiend - We're not finished with you - Come on then. I can take ya! - FROG SQUASH! - *squashed by a giant frog* - Nice work! *grabs the masamune* - Nice enough to win the use of thy blade? - Nope! *runs off* - ... crapeth *hops away dejectedly* - There you are, Ultros! - I'm sorry, here's your wallet. No hard feelings, kay? *hands the wallet back to Setzer* - Well... ok, if you learned your lesson - I sure did: "Just take the money, not the wallet" Bye! *runs off* - That's not quite the lesson I thought he'd- wait a minute... *checks his wallet* Get back here with my money! *runs after Ultros* THE END...?
- I'm singing in the shower...!
- Oh Schala, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways
- Dalton?! What are you doing in here? GET OUT!!
- Fear not, my sweet! I won't peek... much
- You'd better start running, as soon as I get dressed I'm going to teach you some proper manners
- Haha, how cute; you've always been a pushover
- ... *lightning strikes Dalton*
- Uh-oh *runs*
*Meanwhile*
- Read 'em and weep, royal flush!
- Dwah! That's the last time I let you shuffle
- Them's the breaks my eight legged friend. Now pay up
- Sure sure, whatever you say *forks over some cash*
- Hahaha, thankyou! You know... that looks just like my wallet
- Well, gotta run! *heads for the door*
- Speaking of which... Where IS my wallet?!
- ... *runs*
- *chases*
*Also meanwhile*
- Halt there, sir
- A talking frog? Don't tell me you're a princess!
- Nay, I hath heard that thou posseseth a Masamune
- That's right, had to beat a sea serpent to get it
- Once, I too weilded such a blade, alas it was shattered by an oaf
- Wow, that's too bad
- Aye... you wouldn't happen to be using yours, would you?
- I keep it handy, just in case
- ... might I borrow it? Thou hast another blade
- Hey, forget it! Sorry someone busted yours, but this one's all mine
- Mine destiny proclaims I wield the Masamune, I shalt fight for that right
- Some people just don't take no for an answer! BLITZ!
- *dodges and attacks with water*
- Hmm... your pretty good
- That's "you're"
- I'll tell you what, you want the Masamune so much? Here! *throws the Masamune at Frog*
- *catches it* All right! The Masamune!
- Fiend, unhand mine destiny!
- Give me back my sword!
- Finders keepers! *runs*
*On the battlefield*
- Have it your wa-
- Run! Run! *rush between Kefka and Ramza*
- Now looks like a good time to get out of this mess *escapes*
- Get back here you creep! I'll teach you some manners! *chases Dalton*
- Give me back my money, you cheatin' octopus! *chases ultros*
- Thief! Hand over the Masamune! *chases Gilgamesh
- Aye, ye heard the knave! 'tis mine! *hops after Edge*
- I'm sure there's a good explanation for all of that. Now Kefka, enguard! ... Kefka??
- *runs into a wall*
- *runs into Dalton*
- *runs into Gilgamesh*
- Ah ha! *zaps Dalton*
- Yee-ouch!
- That'll teach you to stay out of a ladie's bathroom while she showers!
- Woah, Dalton! ... Details?
- *fries Ultros*
- Gwah!
- It turns out she wears a bathing suit that looks just like her regular clothes
- Grr! *blasts Dalton through the wall*
- *edges away*
- Hmph! *leaves in a huff*
- Whew! Well, later Ultros!
- Not so fast, fiend
- We're not finished with you
- Come on then. I can take ya!
- FROG SQUASH!
- *squashed by a giant frog*
- Nice work! *grabs the masamune*
- Nice enough to win the use of thy blade?
- Nope! *runs off*
- ... crapeth *hops away dejectedly*
- There you are, Ultros!
- I'm sorry, here's your wallet. No hard feelings, kay? *hands the wallet back to Setzer*
- Well... ok, if you learned your lesson
- I sure did: "Just take the money, not the wallet" Bye! *runs off*
- That's not quite the lesson I thought he'd- wait a minute... *checks his wallet* Get back here with my money! *runs after Ultros*
