(Many thanks to Nekura Dragoon for the Beatrix sprite) Bahamut Vs Ryu (Thanks to Kage Tsuwamono for this request) - I am Ryu! You must defeat my dragon punch to stand a chance! - How about if I just fry you instead? Mega Flare! - UOOWAH... uoowah.. uoowah... *knocked out* - Well that was shorter than usual - Hold on, that wasn't the right Ryu! - What? - This is the guy you're supposed to fight - Well met, dragon king - Well whatever, I'll fry him too - *transforms into Agni* - Hmm? - Roar! - So that's how you want to play it? Show me what you've got - *attacks with lightning and earthquakes* - *takes 999 damage* ... that's all? - Rowr (That's maximum damage!) - Not in my games, pal! Mega Flare! - Grah...! *drinks from a water jar to regain full power* - Huh, still alive? That's too bad, you're just in for some more pain Meanwhile... - *throws some green cherries onto the field in front of Bahamut and Agni* Yes, that should do it - Tra la la... *trots by* Oh, what're you doing Doctor? - Ah, Kappa, what a surprise... look, it seems someone dropped a bunch of green cherries onto the ground over there - Green cherries? My favorite! *runs off to eat them* - Hahaha... Now, let's see if our calculations were correct - Giga Flare!! - *attacks with more lightning and earthquakes* - Ooo! Ooo! Green Cherries! *runs into the way* - Look out you fool! - GOOO-AWWW! *fries* - Rar... (Uh-oh...) - Halt! - Right on time - Harmer of imps, I place you under arrest on behalf of the SPCI! Yield now or I will resort to force - You can try... What about you, Agni? Are you going to let some foolish human order you around? - Roar! (Never!) *swipes at Beatrix* - You leave me no other alternative... Stock Break! *attacks Agni* - Guwah! *reverts and collapses* - Hmph, I softened him up for you - Excellent, she is as good as Kuja said... let's see about the other - I ask you again, Bahamut: yield! - Dragons don't yield - Thou shalt surrender or thou shalt perish - Cyan? You look... different somehow - Which fate will thou choose? - Neither! TERRA FLARE! - *walks through the attack* - Wh-what?! - Incredible - Thou hast chosen death. DISPATCH! - That's not... possible...! *shatters into magicite* - Defeating Bahamut in one strike?! Perhaps he has become too powerful... - Come Cyan, we must see that this imp receives immediate medical attention - Indeed, the protection of imps is paramount *picks up Kappa and leaves with Beatrix* - I can only hope they remain under our control... *exits* - ... - ... - Winner: Draw
Bahamut Vs Ryu
- I am Ryu! You must defeat my dragon punch to stand a chance!
- How about if I just fry you instead? Mega Flare!
- UOOWAH... uoowah.. uoowah... *knocked out*
- Well that was shorter than usual
- Hold on, that wasn't the right Ryu!
- What?
- This is the guy you're supposed to fight
- Well met, dragon king
- Well whatever, I'll fry him too
- *transforms into Agni*
- Hmm?
- Roar!
- So that's how you want to play it? Show me what you've got
- *attacks with lightning and earthquakes*
- *takes 999 damage* ... that's all?
- Rowr (That's maximum damage!)
- Not in my games, pal! Mega Flare!
- Grah...! *drinks from a water jar to regain full power*
- Huh, still alive? That's too bad, you're just in for some more pain
Meanwhile...
- *throws some green cherries onto the field in front of Bahamut and Agni* Yes, that should do it
- Tra la la... *trots by* Oh, what're you doing Doctor?
- Ah, Kappa, what a surprise... look, it seems someone dropped a bunch of green cherries onto the ground over there
- Green cherries? My favorite! *runs off to eat them*
- Hahaha... Now, let's see if our calculations were correct
- Giga Flare!!
- *attacks with more lightning and earthquakes*
- Ooo! Ooo! Green Cherries! *runs into the way*
- Look out you fool!
- GOOO-AWWW! *fries*
- Rar... (Uh-oh...)
- Halt!
- Right on time
- Harmer of imps, I place you under arrest on behalf of the SPCI! Yield now or I will resort to force
- You can try... What about you, Agni? Are you going to let some foolish human order you around?
- Roar! (Never!) *swipes at Beatrix*
- You leave me no other alternative... Stock Break! *attacks Agni*
- Guwah! *reverts and collapses*
- Hmph, I softened him up for you
- Excellent, she is as good as Kuja said... let's see about the other
- I ask you again, Bahamut: yield!
- Dragons don't yield
- Thou shalt surrender or thou shalt perish
- Cyan? You look... different somehow
- Which fate will thou choose?
- Neither! TERRA FLARE!
- *walks through the attack*
- Wh-what?!
- Incredible
- Thou hast chosen death. DISPATCH!
- That's not... possible...! *shatters into magicite*
- Defeating Bahamut in one strike?! Perhaps he has become too powerful...
- Come Cyan, we must see that this imp receives immediate medical attention
- Indeed, the protection of imps is paramount *picks up Kappa and leaves with Beatrix*
- I can only hope they remain under our control... *exits*
- ...
- Winner: Draw
