Bardman Forever Previously on Bardman... a unique stand off! The villainous painter known only as The Deadly Brush has duplicated our beloved hero! Can Bardman defeat his own likeness? Will he be trounced by an impostor? And what is the true scheme of The Deadly Brush?? Stay tuned to find out! - Bardman, surrender! I promise no harm will come to you, agree to be my slave! - Never! I hath but one mistress, the lady Harmony! - What? Who is this tramp? I'll teach her a thing or three! - She is not a person but an ideal. I follow her wishes, for they are the callings of truth and justice! - We'll see... go, my creation! - Hiyah! *jump kicks Bardman* - *dodges* (It appears she speaks the truth, he is as skilled as I... what shalt I do?) - You can't run forever! - Than I will not! - Heh-heh-heh... - Fiend! Seldom am I forced to yield to this last tactic... *unstraps his lute* - Could it be...? - Aye, Requiem, the death lute! - Hah! I also wield such a weapon *takes out a similar lute* - Fool, you are still a copy. Your existence is discordant, only he who hath the True Note running through his mind can harness the real power of the bardic weapons. Feel free, attack me with all your might! - *strikes a chord* - As I knew, you can only go through the motions. You haven't a heart nor a mind to guide the notes you seek to play - Uh... I'll be right back... *flees* - For you, fowl portrait... no mercy, no compromise... only the swift death born on the strings of the Requiem... HAVE AT THEE! *strikes his lute with deadly precision* - Yeeeargh...! *dissipates into paint chips* - Harmony hath been served, now to wrap things up... *pursues The Deadly Brush* - Huff... puff... *run run run* - Ah, there she is now... *chase chase* - Huff... did I... puff... lose 'em...? - *appears from the shadows* Not quite, my dear! - Eek! *attacks with her paint brush* - The attack of one already believing defeat *deflects the brush harmlessly* - Aw poo - Now, let us see who thou truly art! *unmasks his adversary* - Hi... - Relm?! - Yes, I'm sorry... - But why? Thou art a fighter for justice, art thou not? - Yes! But I wanted to fight alongside someone like you...! - Alongside myself...? - My Grandpa told me all about you. You're my hero! - Yet thou fought against me instead - In the stories... *sniffle* ...you never have time for friends, or family... it's only the villains that get your attention... - Ah, now the truth begins to dawn - So I figured, if I could be a villain, then maybe you'd pay attention to me - Thou hath caused much turmoil this night - I know, I'm sorry... *sobs* - Here now, weep not young one... - But now you'll thrash me and take me to jail! - Not so! - ... no? - Thou hath also impressed me, and in fact taught a valuable lesson - I did...? - Indeed. T'would be a great boon to me to hath a sidekick as energetic as thee - Wow! Really?! - If thou dost desire it, of course - YOU BET!! YAY! - Than let us be off! Bardman and his faithful ward... - ... Paintet! - *leaps away* - *follows loyally* And so came to be the crime fighting duo of Bardman, the Masked Minstrel and Paintet, the Girl Blunder! The End
Previously on Bardman... a unique stand off! The villainous painter known only as The Deadly Brush has duplicated our beloved hero! Can Bardman defeat his own likeness? Will he be trounced by an impostor? And what is the true scheme of The Deadly Brush?? Stay tuned to find out!
- Bardman, surrender! I promise no harm will come to you, agree to be my slave!
- Never! I hath but one mistress, the lady Harmony!
- What? Who is this tramp? I'll teach her a thing or three!
- She is not a person but an ideal. I follow her wishes, for they are the callings of truth and justice!
- We'll see... go, my creation!
- Hiyah! *jump kicks Bardman*
- *dodges* (It appears she speaks the truth, he is as skilled as I... what shalt I do?)
- You can't run forever!
- Than I will not!
- Heh-heh-heh...
- Fiend! Seldom am I forced to yield to this last tactic... *unstraps his lute*
- Could it be...?
- Aye, Requiem, the death lute!
- Hah! I also wield such a weapon *takes out a similar lute*
- Fool, you are still a copy. Your existence is discordant, only he who hath the True Note running through his mind can harness the real power of the bardic weapons. Feel free, attack me with all your might!
- *strikes a chord*
- As I knew, you can only go through the motions. You haven't a heart nor a mind to guide the notes you seek to play
- Uh... I'll be right back... *flees*
- For you, fowl portrait... no mercy, no compromise... only the swift death born on the strings of the Requiem... HAVE AT THEE! *strikes his lute with deadly precision*
- Yeeeargh...! *dissipates into paint chips*
- Harmony hath been served, now to wrap things up... *pursues The Deadly Brush*
- Huff... puff... *run run run*
- Ah, there she is now... *chase chase*
- Huff... did I... puff... lose 'em...?
- *appears from the shadows* Not quite, my dear!
- Eek! *attacks with her paint brush*
- The attack of one already believing defeat *deflects the brush harmlessly*
- Aw poo
- Now, let us see who thou truly art! *unmasks his adversary*
- Hi...
- Relm?!
- Yes, I'm sorry...
- But why? Thou art a fighter for justice, art thou not?
- Yes! But I wanted to fight alongside someone like you...!
- Alongside myself...?
- My Grandpa told me all about you. You're my hero!
- Yet thou fought against me instead
- In the stories... *sniffle* ...you never have time for friends, or family... it's only the villains that get your attention...
- Ah, now the truth begins to dawn
- So I figured, if I could be a villain, then maybe you'd pay attention to me
- Thou hath caused much turmoil this night
- I know, I'm sorry... *sobs*
- Here now, weep not young one...
- But now you'll thrash me and take me to jail!
- Not so!
- ... no?
- Thou hath also impressed me, and in fact taught a valuable lesson
- I did...?
- Indeed. T'would be a great boon to me to hath a sidekick as energetic as thee
- Wow! Really?!
- If thou dost desire it, of course
- YOU BET!! YAY!
- Than let us be off! Bardman and his faithful ward...
- ... Paintet!
- *leaps away*
- *follows loyally*
And so came to be the crime fighting duo of Bardman, the Masked Minstrel and Paintet, the Girl Blunder!
