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- Disclaimer! The Black Mage that appears in this fight is based off of the 8-Bit Theatre character... without permission, please don't sue. Also, don't go and email Brian and bother him with tales that I'm ripping him off. This is a one time only thing, ever; because I was too lazy to invent a personality for a generic black mage when one is so easily accessable.

- That's not how real legal disclaimers are supposed to go, where's the jargon and the fine print?

- Everything on my site is ® to Square and other companies

- That's better

Magus Vs Black Mage


(Thanks to Dark God for this request)

- So... how do you want to do this?

- I'll wait for you to turn your back and then STAB IT!

- I'm sorry, what?

- Uh, nothing

- You're going to stab me in the back?

- It was... a joke (STAB STAB STABBITY STAB STAB)

- Oh... kay

- Hey, what's that behind you?!

- ...

- Worth a shot

- Can we just do a fight with magic, please?

- Well, the thing about that...

- What?

- I really only got the one spell... and my stabbin knife!

- Fine, just use that one spell over and over

- Yeah... I can only use it once a day

- ...

- So, wanna turn around now?

- No, I'd still prefer not

- HADOKEN!!!!!

- Ow...!

- Ha!

- I'm... still alive

- Nuts

- DARK MATTER!

- Woe is I, so pathetically weak!

- Winner: Magus

- Curly brown hair? The mystique is ruined!

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