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- Tell me, Carbunkle, what's your secret?

- What do you mean?

- How'd you manage to appear in so much of the FF series? I was only in one game

- I think that's because you suck

- Hey! Like you don't?

- Of course not. I cast reflect on the whole party, what do you do?

- I confuse all the enemies

- Is that what you're supposed to be doing?

- What'd you think?

- It just looks like you prance across the screen and nothing happens

- That's a lie. I confused a monster this one time. It was great

- Hah, you're no better than Edgar's Noise Blaster... at least that thing doesn't use up MP

- I'm still better than Siren. "Ooh, look at me! I can silence enemies!" As if that ever stops them from doing their special abilities. But she still gets to show up in more games than me

- At least she teaches Fire, what do you offer?

- I've got... uh... float! That comes in handy, right?

- Hardly, and Palidor teaches it faster

- He also teaches Haste faster than you

- But no one else teaches Rflect

- I'm the only one that teaches Imp

- Like that's helpful

- This is going no where, let's just fight already

- It's about time *casts haste*

- Take this! *casts Muddle on Carbunkle*

- *unaffected* Nice try *casts Safe*

- Hmmm... well how about this? *casts Float*

- Let me know when you're ready to attack *casts Shell*

- I don't see you attacking

- Uhm.. actually I don't have any attack magic

- Yeah, me either

- ...

- ...

- Well this sucks

- IMP! *turns Carbunkle into an imp*

- Hey, change me back!

- Hah, I guess that showed you

- This isn't funny, I'm all green and ugly...

- Serves you right, Square only likes you because you're cute anyway

- *cries*

- Hark, is that the sound of a distressed imp I hear?

- Uh oh...

- Cyrus, this mean esper is picking on me!

- Fiend, as the head of the SPCI Armed Forces I will have at ye!

- Hey, hold on! He's not even a real imp

- Don't fall for his tricks, Cyrus. Everyone knows Stray tries to confuse his enemies

- Quite right!

- No, don't kill me! The SPCI doesn't even care about imps anymore!

- NIRVANA STRIKE! *hits Stray three times*

- Ack! *dies*

- Thanks! *eats a green cherry*

- ?!

- Ahh, that's better

- Stray was telling the truth all along!

- Uh... gotta go! *casts Warp and escapes*

- Winner: Cyrus

- I'll remember this, Carbunkle!