Cecil, Cecil and Cecil Vs. Gato

: I'm telling you, it was no contest

: Yeah, you didn't have a chance

: What? I couldn't have lost if I wanted to

: If I'd used regular attacks, instead of Dark Wave, you'd have been destroyed

: If I was allowed to fight back instead of having to block until you killed yourself...

: Excuse me

: What?

: Hi Cecil, and Cecil

: Hey Cecil, good to see you again

: Yeah, hi Cecil; what do you want?

: Well, I think we should all...

: Help! Help! Someone help!

: Lucca?

: What is it?

: Cecil! Cecil! Oh, and hi Cecil, didn't see you there

: Is there a problem?

: Gato's run amok!

: Amuk?

: Amuck?

: Amok!

: No problem, we can handle him

: I can handle him on my own

: That's not the right attitude; team work is key!

: Yes, but in the interest if differentiating myself from you, I shall go off on my own *runs off*

: Oh that crazy dark knight; won't he ever learn?

: We should follow him; he might get into trouble on his own

: Yes, are you coming as well, Lucca?

: I'm still kinda hurt from my last encounter with Gato; besides, I think I can be more useful another way...

: ...

: ...Lucca?

: Huh?

: What do you mean?

: I can't explain yet, I was foreshadowing

: The scene should have shifted to cut you off then

: Oh... whoops!

Meanwhile, Cecil goes off alone

: I don't need my sissy alter-ego, I can take down a fair robot easy

: Gato smash! Gato destroy!

: Ah ha! Found you!

: *inside Gato's head*

Gato Scan:
- Target: Cecil (Dark Knight)
- Weapon: Sword
- Ability: Dark Wave
- Threat: Minor
- Conclusion: SMASH!

: *attacks Gato* !!! My sword can't penetrate his metal hide!

: GATO SMASH!!! *clubs Cecil*

: Yarrg! Dark Wave!

: *appears undamaged*

: All I've done is hurt myself more. Oh woe is me

: *casts Cure2 on Cecil*

: Cecil! You... you came to... help me...!

: Yes, and so did Cecil!

: Now, Gato; we're going to give you a tune up; har har har!

: *inside Gato's head*

Bad Joke Detected
Possible responses:- I don't need a tune up, my singing's great!
- Gato Smash!!
- Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called; they're running out of you

: Gato Smash!! *pounds Cecil*

: Ack...

: Things aren't going so well... *attacks Gato*

: I tried that, swords don't work so great

: Aw, nuts

: GAAATOOOO TACKLE! *rams into Cecil*

: Gah... Cecil... it's all... up to.... you...

: *casts Life on Cecil*

: Thanks! Take this! *uses blinding slash on Gato*

: Gato club! *clubs Cecil*

: So much for that!

: We've got to retreat, we can't seem to hurt him!

: You're right... Mirror Illusion! *creates a copy of himself* : Hiyas Cecil

: How does that help?

: He'll distract Gato while we make our escape

: *attacks Gato*

: Good thinking *picks up Cecil*

: Run! *runs away with Cecil who's carrying Cecil*

: GAAAATOOOOOO.... CRUUUUSH!!!! *obliterates the copy Cecil*

: *fades away*

Winner: Gato : *sings in his first language* 10001011011001001101010101000101101100111010111101

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