Cecil vs Locke

: Tra la la lala...!

: Uhh...? Hello?

: Hiya! I'm Cecil! Want to play with me?

: Aren't you a little old to be acting this way?

: Whispers Quiet fool! Are you trying to blow my cover?

: Huh?

: Oh...! So you're one of them!

: Bah?

: Well you're not eating my brain! Not this time chaz-wuzzer!

: ????

: Take this! Prances about while singing

: Argh!! head explodes

Winner: Cecil
: That was easy enough