: *waves* Before this fight begins; I'm going to waste everyone's time with some pointless explaining.

Everyone: Booo!

: Thanks. You know those courtroom-drama shows where they say "The story is true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty"? Well this is the exact opposite, the names belong to real people (sorta), but mostly everything else is a product of my fevered imagination.

Everyone: Are you done yet?

: Yes, now on with the show...

: Tra la la *skips*

: *humming while loudly sharpening his sword*

: *stops in front of Cecil* What are you doing?

: Nothing! I'm not even supposed to be here! *runs away*

: *continues on and then stops in front of the other Cecil*

: Hello!

: Hi... wait, it's me again *runs off*

: Oh... kay

: *still sharpening his sword annoyingly*

: Do you mind?

: Not at all *continues sharpening his sword*

: I mean, can you cut that out?

: I've got nothing better to do

: Well the noise is very disturbing, please stop it

: Who are you anyway?

: I'm Princess Clairey; I wanted to see myself in a fight on this site, but I couldn't think of anyone specific to battle

: I see

: And who are you?

: I am Cecil Royal Beoulve; General Cecil of the Star Light Army. Cecil the Fox Knight... actually I'm a Mirror Knight. I'm the General of Earth's Star Light Army and the sole leader of-

: Alright, alright; I get the picture

: I came here to offer my assistence in defeating Kefka; but somehow ended up as the judge of a beauty pageant, but never fear, I have great potential and when the time is right...

: (Wow, he just goes on and on)

: ... I'll really shine forth, stardom is just one step away, I can feel it, so-

: Please... please, I just wanted to fight someone; not listen to your life story

: I wouldn't mind a good duel myself. I've got to keep fit

: Hmmm...

: Why don't you just fight each other?

: What a great idea!

: I'm not sure about that, I'm pretty tough, wouldn't want to hurt you too bad

: Maybe you should worry more about yourself, I didn't come here intent on losing

: Oh ho; have at you then! *puts his sword into offensive position*

: Hmm... *searches* I don't seem to have a weapon...

: No problem, take this laser pistol *hands his gun to Clairey*

: Thanks! *shoots at Cecil*

: *watches the laser deflect off his armor*

: Ow! *hit by the laser*

: Well this isn't very helpful *throws the pistol at Cecil*

: Ooof! I was just trying to help

: Here, take my crystal sword *hands it to Clairey*

: Thanks!

: Too many Cecils makes this whole thing confusing... AFFINITY SLASH! *slashes Cecil 12 times*

: ugh... *"faints"*

: *attacks with the crystal sword*

: Ow! *charges his laser pistol into his mirror sword* Blinding Slash!

: Eeek! My eyes! *is temporarily blinded*

: Do you yield?

: *uses some eyedrops* No, I'm fine... Pretty Princes Magical Sparkly Attack!!

: Ack, what was that?!

: I just made it up ^_^;

: So, give up?

: Not yet... MEGA TETRA ULTRA BADASS FLARE!!!

: Uh oh...

: Nah, I'm just kidding

: ...

Bell: BLING BLING BLING!

: Where'd that noise come from?

: That's the bell, time's up

: What are you talking about?

: This was a timed match... so now that the time limit's up, it ends in a draw

: But... I was sure to win

: I hadn't even begun to fight

: Sorry, maybe next time! *runs away*

Winner: Draw Match

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