: Hey Dalton, remember that time Kefka teamed up with Cloud and Squall?

: What are you talking about? That's the fight that's schedualed to happen next

: No, you fool; it already happend

: Crazy octopus, what are you babbling about?

: It's like this, see; Kefka can't do a fight now because of the whole... you know, the thing that happend

: Yes, serves him right; he used me for his own devious reasons

: Anyway, the point is: this fight happend before that whole rematch thing. Capiche?

: Well ok... I guess

: I remember that fight well, first Kefka was laughing...

FLASHBACK MODE WITH WAVY LINES AND ODD MUSIC

: Mwa, ha!

: Hello Kefka!

: Hi Ramza, do you know who the coolest guy ever is? Ultros!

: Opuk!

: ...?

BACK IN THE PRESENT

: Ultros you liar! It didn't go anything like that!

: Hey, I'm telling the story, I can take some creative liberties!

: Well then it's my turn to tell the next part!

: Dwah, but I'd only just begun

: Kefka agreed to fight, but Ramza had some crazy ideas...

AND AGAIN WITH THE FLASHBACK

: What are you talking about teams?

: That's how we do it; I have a group and you have a group

: Bah, I could take you and a dozen more on by myself

: Sure Kefka, whatever you say. But I want this to be a fair fight, so just pick two people

: HELLO! I am DALTON! I shall be your new king!

: It's Dalton! *bows*

: *worships* Oh Dalton, please grant me the honor of serving you!

: Hahaha!

: Ooooh, Dalton; you're so handsome and smart!

ONCE MORE BACK TO ULTROS AND DALTON

: There's creative liberty, and then there's blatant lying; you, my friend, have crossed the line

: What are you saying? That's the way I remember it...

: *slaps Dalton*

: Gahahaha!

: Women! Pffft!

: Now, as I recall; Ramza had brought two of his friends with him...

YOU KNOW THE DRILL

: I'm Mustadio; an engineer *twirls guns*

: Engineers use guns?

: Of course

: And I'm Agrias, a holy knight

: Yeah, nice to meet you, blah-blah-blah

: Ok, Kefka; where's your team?

: I choose Gilgamesh!

: Yeah! I'll win for sure!

: Eek!

: It's Gilgamesh!

: We'll lose for sure!

WAVEY

: GILGAMESH!

: What?

: Alright, I'll tell the story exactly how it happend, but you two have to promise not to butt in

: I'm sure my version would be far more accurate, but in the interest of making some headway, proceed

: I like cheese

: ...

: ... I'll just go away then *wanders off*

: Thank the goddesses. Kefka decided to take any two guys he could get ahold of...

LAST SCENE SHIFT FOR A WHILE

: Hey you! Wanna beat some people up?

: Whatever

: Is that a yes?

: *stares at the ground* ...

: ... kay; one more flunky and I can finally get this over with

: This is taking forever, I know someone who'd probably be willing to fight

: Oh sure, like a friend of yours is going to do well on my side

: I thought you said you could beat us on your own anyway?

: Ok, go get him

: Cloud!

: Hiyas

: Want to have a friendly fight?

: Sure

: Ok, you're on the clown's side

: ... clowns are scary...

: I'm also impatient and all powerful, so just shut up!

: *slowely moves over to Kefka's side*

: Finally, we get to fight!

: Don't you want some time to prepare?

: ????

: You know, set your formation; work on a strategy

: Stra-tah-gee?

: Nevermind; let's go! *walks behind Kefka and hits him in the back of the head with his sword*

: Ow! Hey... ow...!

: *starts to wander off*

: Where do you think you're going?! *walks over and hits Squall*

: Hey Kefka, you're supposed to attack the other team

: Maybe he's trying to build up his abilities *uses Leg Aim on Cloud*

: Can't... move...

: Stasis Sword! *attacks Cloud*

: *stopped*

: Take this! And this! And that! *keeps smacking Squall*

: ... this sucks *leaves*

: Good riddance!

: *throws a rock at Kefka*

: Ack! Ramza, you really fight dirty!

: If I really fought dirty, I'd throw mud

: Mwahahahaha! Oh wait, that was lame

: *shrugs*

: *attacks Kefka with Arm Aim*

: What?! I can't seem to lift my mace any more...

: Crush Punch! *smashes Cloud*

: Gah! *dies*

: My team is lousy!

: Do you give up?

: Of course not!

: Have it your wa-

: Run! Run! *rush between Kefka and Ramza*

: Get back here you creep! I'll teach you some manners! *chases Dalton*

: Give me back my money, you cheatin' octopus! *chases ultros*

: Thief! Hand over the Masamune! *chases Gilgamesh

: Aye, ye heard the knave! 'tis mine! *hops after Edge*

: I'm sure there's a good explanation for all of that. Now Kefka, enguard! ... Kefka??

: Where'd he go?

: He ran off while those crazy people got in the way

: Oh... well... I guess we win then

: It's a very unsatisfying victory

: Beats losing

Winners: : *stand there*

: Man, we really need to look into getting some victory poses

FLASH BACK ENDS

: ... and that's what happend

: How do you know the whole story? We ran by the fight in two seconds, and before that-

: That is a story for another day