The Beauty Pagent Coronation
Part 6

: Mwahahaha! Finally!

: We can begin!

: Yes! Let the coronation of the first ever Annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pagent begin!

: *Struggles to try and free herself*

: And the winner is..... *Dramatic Pause*

: Who? Who??

: You'd better hope I never get free, Kefka! *Kicks at him*

: ...Celes! You are our winner! What a shock! Mwa, ha!

: There she is... Miss First Annual Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pagent Queen...!

: What a beautiful song *sniffle*

: Wha.... what? That's it? That's the big deal? You went to all this trouble just to announce the proper winner anyway?!

: No! What am I... sane??

: Certainly not

: The coronation's much more than just the announcment and a song

: *Hands Kefka a Slave Crown and the Gate Key*

: Now you get your crown and royal scepter, mwehehe!

: No! Not the slave crown...!

: Don't fret so much, you've had it coming ever since you betrayed the emperor

: You killed Gestahl!

: A minor detail of no importance. Besides, you took part in sending me to the void, all those years ago... just hold still! *Reaches towards Celes with the Slave Crown*

: Hold a moment... Kefka!

: What? Your voice...

: I've waited a long time for this *Takes off his costume*

: But...?!! What happend to Atma?

: Let us say he... expired *Draws out Terra's Atma Weapon*

: Sooo, good little Leo is a trickster after all!

: I admit, it was against my nature to pose as your... pet, even for one and a half episodes; but one does not question the forces that sent me

: Don't you realize...?! That's exactly what I'm here to do! Mwa, ha!

: And that's what I'm here to stop! It is time for revenge, Kefka! For Emperor Gestahl! For the people of Doma! For the espers! For all the innocents you've harmed, you will pay!

: I've killed you once, what makes you think this time will be any different?

: This time I won't be stabbed in the back! *Slashes at Kefka with the Atma blade*

: Yeeouch! *Jumps behind Celes*

: Would you please leave me out of this?

: Coward, come out and taste my blade!

: Sorry, I have better things to do *Releases Celes after putting the Slave Crown on her*

: ....

: Let's see how one ex-general of the empire does against the other! Celes, kill him!

: What am I to do? I can't kill Celes, nor can I allow her to protect Kefka

: *Casts Ice*

: Errgh! Must I kill an innocent?!

: Do you really expect an answer? He's not going to do this for you!

: *Casts Ice2*

: I can't do this...! I have... failed...

: *Collapses as the Slave Crown disappears*

: W-what?

: He's here!

Judge: I'm always here. Stand up, Leo, you're fine

: I'm sorry I-

Judge: No need to apologieze, go now, destroy Kefka!

: And I'll be happy to help

: Do you think I set all this up without a plan? I knew you would interfere, Ragnarok!

: What?

: Not you! Him!!

Judge: If you knew that, you'd know that you could never win. I'm done humoring you, this madness ends... now!

*Everything Vanishes

Judge: It's a shame, really; was I wrong to stop it like that?

: Mwahahaha! Not at all, it was just like I planned it

Judge: Kefka?! But how?

: Don't worry, I'll explain it all; now stop hiding behind that silly title! Coward am I? At least I show myself!

: Alright, fine. I certainly have nothing to fear

: We'll see about that!

: Don't avoid the question; how did you manage to remain after I sent everything away?

: Have some patience, cretin! It's quite simple really, you aren't the only one with HTML powers

: You claim to have some control over the very site?

: Claim? I do! Get ready for a flashback!

*Everything goes wavey and makes wierd noises for a moment*

: Bold print? That's what you're going to fight with?

: You've got a problem with that?

: This was my first taste of your power, Ragnarok. The bold code wasn't spectacular, but it was a start

: Fallen One!

: *Dies* How...?

: It gave me an easy win, not that I needed one

*Wavey stuff with the noises again*

: Once I gained control of one code, the others became within my reach

: You've been planning this all from way back then?

: Of course! It just took some time to learn, and then I needed to wait for my opportunity

: You watched The Matrix, didn't you?

: That helped too

: So what of it? You've managed to become a nuisence, but what does it gain you?

: Why, this site of course! Once I control it I can begin again my plans to destroy... everything! Mwahaha!

: Don't overestimate yourself

: Don't underestimate me

: I have control over you still, I can delete you in three easy clicks

: My physical representation, perhaps, but not my true being. Let's cut to the chase, you can only truely deal with me one way

: A true defeat in the battle arena; then the destruction of your entire corpeal existence in this site

: That's your best bet, not that it would truely kill me

: It would prevent you from tampering with my site any longer

: Granted. The only problem is I can't be defeated!

: It's happend before

: Not quite, and with my new powers no one can stand against me. I've smashed everyone who opposed me since this coronation began, if you didn't notice

: There is someone who can stand against you

: You, of course. I don't think I need to tell you the stakes

: Your life or the site, no problem

: No, my life... or yours

: Presumptious fool! I can't be killed as easily as you

: We shall see about that, the site will be a nice bonus once you're unable to stop me

: So be it, I accept the 'challange'

: Mwahaha! Of course you do! *Vanishes*

: And so it ends... for now

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