Light Warrior Team Battle (Requested by Ryanbomber) - Ho-HA! - Hello Black Belt Job Class, what are you doing? - Practicing my skills! I didn't do as well in the martial arts tournament as I'd have liked - Hey, how come Fighter Job Class has such a good looking sprite? - Yeah, we're still stuck in crappy eight-bit - Don't worry, I'll steal his good graphics... 'cause I'm a thief - But you can't actually steal things - Oh chazwuzzers, that's right... - So... wanna fight? - I thought you'd never ask - Black Belt Job Class and Fighter Job Class are captains - Oh, oh! Pick me! - I choose Black Mage Job Class - Yay! - C'mon Fighter Job Class, pick me! Pick me! - I'll take Red Mage Job Class - Aww... - Then I'll get White Mage Job Class - I guess I'm stuck with Thief Job Class - Why doesn't anyone ever pick me? - 'cause you suck? - Do not! - Well you can't use magic - And you aren't as strong as me or Fighter Job Class - And you can't even equip good weapons or armor - All you've really got is speed, which isn't as good as any of those other things - Someday I'll be a ninja, then you'll all be sorry you weren't nicer to me! - Yeah yeah, enough out of you! Let's plan our strategies - Ok, what's the plan Fighter Job Class? - Go for the white mage, if she's gone they won't be able to heal themselves - What do I do? - Uhm, you're our bait - That sounds fun! - ... - ... - Ready when you are, Black Belt Job Class! - Alright guys, let's go! - Round 1! - *attacks the white mage* - Nuke! *blasts the red mage* - Blargh! *dies* - Aw man, Red Mage Job Class forgot to level up! *attacks the white mage* - Gurk! *KO'd* - So much for White Mage Job Class... *attacks the fighter* - Strategy Session! - Crap, we lost White Mage Job Class before she could heal us - Yeah, but I totally wasted Red Mage Job Class, hehe! - Good work, by the way. Ok, we've got to concentrate on Fighter Job Class, Thief Job Class is just fodder - Got it - You guys ready? - Absolutely - Round 2! - Hah! *stabs the black belt* - Fire 3! *blasts the fighter* - Ouch...! *attacks the black mage* - Nooooo... *dies* - Crud *punches the fighter* - Strategy Session! - I'm really hurting here, Thief Job Class - I feel fine - Yeah... you wouldn't happen to have a potion or anything, would you? - Nope - ... - Hey, I didn't know we were going to be fighting today - Are you guys done yet? It's not like I have anyone to consult with - Alright, alright - Round 3! - *stabs the black belt* - *slashes the black belt* - Ouch! *pummels the fighter* - Dwah! *dies* - Oh no! - Last Strategy Session! - Fighter Job Class took a lot out of me... but it's just Thief Job Class now, how can I lose? - One of Black Belt Job Class's attacks might be enough to take me out, but he's in pretty bad shape... - Final! Round - Take... THIS! *attacks the black belt* - *is missed by the thief's attack* - Aww... - Did you really think you'd manage to pull off a win? - Kinda, yeah - *punches the thief* - Urk... *fails to die* - Uh... sudden death over time! - Pull yourself together, Thief Job Class... you can do this! - There's no way he'll survive my next attack - Final Round... uh, 2 - Wah! *stabs the black belt* - Na... ne... noooooo! *dies* - Winner: Thief Job Class - Yay! Take that, statistics!
Light Warrior Team Battle
- Ho-HA!
- Hello Black Belt Job Class, what are you doing?
- Practicing my skills! I didn't do as well in the martial arts tournament as I'd have liked
- Hey, how come Fighter Job Class has such a good looking sprite?
- Yeah, we're still stuck in crappy eight-bit
- Don't worry, I'll steal his good graphics... 'cause I'm a thief
- But you can't actually steal things
- Oh chazwuzzers, that's right...
- So... wanna fight?
- I thought you'd never ask
- Black Belt Job Class and Fighter Job Class are captains
- Oh, oh! Pick me!
- I choose Black Mage Job Class
- Yay!
- C'mon Fighter Job Class, pick me! Pick me!
- I'll take Red Mage Job Class
- Aww...
- Then I'll get White Mage Job Class
- I guess I'm stuck with Thief Job Class
- Why doesn't anyone ever pick me?
- 'cause you suck?
- Do not!
- Well you can't use magic
- And you aren't as strong as me or Fighter Job Class
- And you can't even equip good weapons or armor
- All you've really got is speed, which isn't as good as any of those other things
- Someday I'll be a ninja, then you'll all be sorry you weren't nicer to me!
- Yeah yeah, enough out of you! Let's plan our strategies
- Ok, what's the plan Fighter Job Class?
- Go for the white mage, if she's gone they won't be able to heal themselves
- What do I do?
- Uhm, you're our bait
- That sounds fun!
- ...
- Ready when you are, Black Belt Job Class!
- Alright guys, let's go!
- Round 1!
- *attacks the white mage*
- Nuke! *blasts the red mage*
- Blargh! *dies*
- Aw man, Red Mage Job Class forgot to level up! *attacks the white mage*
- Gurk! *KO'd*
- So much for White Mage Job Class... *attacks the fighter*
- Strategy Session!
- Crap, we lost White Mage Job Class before she could heal us
- Yeah, but I totally wasted Red Mage Job Class, hehe!
- Good work, by the way. Ok, we've got to concentrate on Fighter Job Class, Thief Job Class is just fodder
- Got it
- You guys ready?
- Absolutely
- Round 2!
- Hah! *stabs the black belt*
- Fire 3! *blasts the fighter*
- Ouch...! *attacks the black mage*
- Nooooo... *dies*
- Crud *punches the fighter*
- I'm really hurting here, Thief Job Class
- I feel fine
- Yeah... you wouldn't happen to have a potion or anything, would you?
- Nope
- Hey, I didn't know we were going to be fighting today
- Are you guys done yet? It's not like I have anyone to consult with
- Alright, alright
- Round 3!
- *stabs the black belt*
- *slashes the black belt*
- Ouch! *pummels the fighter*
- Dwah! *dies*
- Oh no!
- Last Strategy Session!
- Fighter Job Class took a lot out of me... but it's just Thief Job Class now, how can I lose?
- One of Black Belt Job Class's attacks might be enough to take me out, but he's in pretty bad shape...
- Final! Round
- Take... THIS! *attacks the black belt*
- *is missed by the thief's attack*
- Did you really think you'd manage to pull off a win?
- Kinda, yeah
- *punches the thief*
- Urk... *fails to die*
- Uh... sudden death over time!
- Pull yourself together, Thief Job Class... you can do this!
- There's no way he'll survive my next attack
- Final Round... uh, 2
- Wah! *stabs the black belt*
- Na... ne... noooooo! *dies*
- Winner: Thief Job Class
- Yay! Take that, statistics!
