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Ozzie Vs Slash and Flea


(Requested by RF)

- Ah ha!

- We've finally caught you, Ozzie

- Uh oh

- Hand over the loot and maybe we'll go easy on you

- We may not, but what have you got to lose?

- Forget it, I've still got an ace up my sleeve!

- And what's that?

- There's no one to help you now

- Hah!

- Ozzie, when has that barrier ever worked for you?

- Uh... there was that time... you know...

- You always end up falling down and smashing

- Oh yeah...

- So give up now

- How about... THIS? Get them, Rolly!

- Rolly-roll-roll!

- ...

- ...

- Bite them!

- *rolls over to Slash* Ro-rolly?

- Hah! *slices Rolly*

- Roll! *dies*

- Oz... Ozzies in... a jam!

- This is your last chance

- Outta here! *fades away*

- He got away again!

- I was sure we had him this time

- Why'd you have to give away our barrier smashing plan?

- I didn't, I was just alluding

- Nice going, now what?

- Hey, don't worry; look at the title

- What?

- It's a schedualed fight, Ozzie has to come back. Right Chancellor?

- Huh, wha?

- Can you bring Ozzie back, so we can do this properly?

- Oh... sure... I guess. Vargas!

- Yo

- Go get Ozzie back here

- Sure thing! *whispers* (How?)

- *whispers* (I don't know! Think of something)

- Can't you just zap him, or something?

- You'd think so...

- Tra la la, I'm just wandering by...

- That's it! Rydia, can you summon Ozzie back here?

- Uh... no?

- I demand it!

- But I haven't defeated him in battle, or anything. I mean, he's not even in the land of the summoned monsters

- Nevermind those 'fact' things, just give it a try

- Uh, ok... *summons Ozzie*

- What the?!

- We've got you now!

- *attacks Ozzie with a heart of flames*

- Yeow! Flea! Slash! Get these guys!

- Uh...

- We're Flea and Slash

- Oh, right (I knew I should have got some new minions)

- Any last words?

- (Unless...) Come on, guys. Remember all the fun we've had together?

- Like when you took all the money and escaped?

- Hehe, that was pretty goo- I mean, no! Remember the time we were in Magus' castle and Crono and Frog showed up?

- I sure do, they killed us pretty good

- And then later we were at my fortress and they came back?

- And they beat is up again

- That's right

- Good times, good times...

- What're you talking about? Those times sucked!

- That's why we should join forces again! For revenge!

- Yeah!

- We'll show 'em!

- So... you're not going to fight?

- Why would we fight? We're a team!

- Uh, ok then... Winner: Draw

- That sure was unexpected!

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