Ramza, Agrias and Mustadio Vs Ozzie, Slash and Flea (Requested by RoyalFart) - So whatta ya say guys? - I don't know, Oz... do you really think we can make it as a rock band? - Sure we can! I can keep us going on looks alone - Come one, Slash! Think of all the ladies we'll get - Hmmm... - Hey guys - What do you want? - We're here to fight - Yeah, let's get this over with - We're in the middle of something here - So butt out - *shrugs* Well we tried - Yep, let's go - They're not worth it anyway - Hold it! - Now what? - Come on, Ramza. Didn't you even look at the request? - Not really - "Ramza makes fun of Ozzie for not winning any fight without running away or cheating Ozzie challenges Ramza to a match You take it from here" - ... "you" as in me? - Or me? - That doesn't matter. We have to give the fans what they want - Okay... Hey Ozzie, you suck - What're you talking about? - You never win a fight, you just cheat or run away! - Nothin' wrong with that - Ahem - I mean... Oh, I am upset! I challange you! - Great. I brought a couple friends with me - That's us - Luckily I've got my lackeys - Lackeys? - I thought we were a team. A team verging on being a band - Yeah whatever - Alright then, prepare yourselves! - Ready when you are, twerp - Ok, Mustadio I want you over on the right hand side in the back - Right - Agrias, you're on my left in the front - Ok - MONSTER... - ...TRIPLE... - ...TECH! - Ouch! - Ack! - Argh! - Gwahaha! - Ozzie you cheater! - What? - We were still setting our formation - You snooze: you lose - Let's show 'em - *shoots Slash* - Yeeouch! - Split Punch! *attacks Flea* - That's no way to treat a lady! - Head Break! *breaks Ozzie's helmet* - My Ozzie Pants! They're ruined - You wear them on your head? - Of course - I think I did you a favor - That's it! Slash, Flea... there's no holding back now - We'll show them who's boss *jumps on Ozzie and bounces off* - Ow! - Here we go...! *lights Slash's sword on fire* - BAD IMPULSE! *strikes Mustadio* - Someone better heal me before I turn into a crystal! *dies* - Mustadio! - Don't worry, I think I saw how they did it - Yeah? - When I tell you, use holy explosion on my sword - Are you sure about this? - No time for that, go! - Holy Explosion! *strikes Ramza* - Argh! *dies* - Oops - Amateurs - This is how it's done *jumps up* - *lights Slash's sword on fire again* - *stabs Agrias* - Rats...! *dies* - Winners: Ozzie, Flea and Slash - *looks at his Ozzie Pants* But at what cost?!
Ramza, Agrias and Mustadio Vs Ozzie, Slash and Flea
- So whatta ya say guys?
- I don't know, Oz... do you really think we can make it as a rock band?
- Sure we can! I can keep us going on looks alone
- Come one, Slash! Think of all the ladies we'll get
- Hmmm...
- Hey guys
- What do you want?
- We're here to fight
- Yeah, let's get this over with
- We're in the middle of something here
- So butt out
- *shrugs* Well we tried
- Yep, let's go
- They're not worth it anyway
- Hold it!
- Now what?
- Come on, Ramza. Didn't you even look at the request?
- Not really
- "Ramza makes fun of Ozzie for not winning any fight without running away or cheating Ozzie challenges Ramza to a match You take it from here"
- ... "you" as in me?
- Or me?
- That doesn't matter. We have to give the fans what they want
- Okay... Hey Ozzie, you suck
- What're you talking about?
- You never win a fight, you just cheat or run away!
- Nothin' wrong with that
- Ahem
- I mean... Oh, I am upset! I challange you!
- Great. I brought a couple friends with me
- That's us
- Luckily I've got my lackeys
- Lackeys?
- I thought we were a team. A team verging on being a band
- Yeah whatever
- Alright then, prepare yourselves!
- Ready when you are, twerp
- Ok, Mustadio I want you over on the right hand side in the back
- Right
- Agrias, you're on my left in the front
- Ok
- MONSTER...
- ...TRIPLE...
- ...TECH!
- Ouch!
- Ack!
- Argh!
- Gwahaha!
- Ozzie you cheater!
- What?
- We were still setting our formation
- You snooze: you lose
- Let's show 'em
- *shoots Slash*
- Yeeouch!
- Split Punch! *attacks Flea*
- That's no way to treat a lady!
- Head Break! *breaks Ozzie's helmet*
- My Ozzie Pants! They're ruined
- You wear them on your head?
- Of course
- I think I did you a favor
- That's it! Slash, Flea... there's no holding back now
- We'll show them who's boss *jumps on Ozzie and bounces off*
- Ow!
- Here we go...! *lights Slash's sword on fire*
- BAD IMPULSE! *strikes Mustadio*
- Someone better heal me before I turn into a crystal! *dies*
- Mustadio!
- Don't worry, I think I saw how they did it
- Yeah?
- When I tell you, use holy explosion on my sword
- Are you sure about this?
- No time for that, go!
- Holy Explosion! *strikes Ramza*
- Argh! *dies*
- Oops
- Amateurs
- This is how it's done *jumps up*
- *lights Slash's sword on fire again*
- *stabs Agrias*
- Rats...! *dies*
- Winners: Ozzie, Flea and Slash
- *looks at his Ozzie Pants* But at what cost?!
