The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Six *The Rotten Pizza* - Another commercial break? - It seems like this pageant has been going on for months - It didn't used to be like this, back in the good 'ol days - Yeah, you said it - Back then we used to get some respect - Now look at us, we weren't even invited to their stupid pageant - I coulda gone... I just didn't want to - Uh, yeah. Yeah! Me too... - I would've participated myself, but that'd be unfair to everyone else - Right! ... Still, it was better in the old days - Here here! - We're twice as bad as anyone in the silly SPCI - S'right, if we formed an evil organization we'd have this place taken over in a second - So what's stoppin us? Let's do it! - Why not? We can be 'The Old Skool Team!' I hear that's a popular thing these days - 'course it is, everyone wants to be like us - Our first step should be to kidnap a princess - I like the way you think! - Hold on... couldn't we just build eight robots, put them in out of the way locations and force our enemies to go kill them? - That plan has some merit - Yeah, but why use robots? I've got a bunch of annoying kids to serve that purpose - Well the benefit of using robots is... uh... - Yeah? - What? - When one gets defeated their power can be used against the rest, and one weapon is always very effective against another and so on? - And how does that benefit us, exactly? - I'll have you know that plan's never failed me - ... - ... - Ok, maybe it hasn't worked perfectly... a couple of times... - Let's see what else is on tv - Yeah, turn the channel bar-wench! I command you! - What was that? - Eep! ... er, please? - *flips the TV dial* - Hey look! It's an re-run of Setzer's old game show *The Price Is Nice* - Hello, and welcome back to The Price Is Nice, with your host: Setzer Gabbiani! Audience: *applaudes* - Thank you, thank you! So tell me, Fu-So-Ya, who's our next lucky contestant? - It's... Rosa Farrell! Rosa, come on down! - Yay! *runs down from the audience* - Hello Rosa, welcome to the show - Thanks Setz! - Valvalis, bring out our next item - *gestures* - Here we have an exquisite, hand crafted suit of Genji Armor and a matching pair of leather Genji Gloves - Now remember, whoever comes closest to the retail value of these items, without going over, will come up here for the bonus round. Rosa let's start with you, what do you bid? - Uhm, 50,000 GP! - Ozzie? - That stuff looks really snazzy. 100,000 GP!! - Sabin? - Those guys must be way over: 1GP - How about you, Faris? - Yarr, 2GP - Grr... - And finally, Ultros, what is your bid? - 3GP, gyahahaha! - To the briney depths with ye, octopus! - Actual retail price: 2GP - Dwah! - Yo-ho-ho! In yer face, 3GP, in yer face! - I was robbed - Serves you right - Musclehead! - Just calm down everyone... - Where's the fun in that? Fight! Fight! Fight! - Aura Bolt! - Yeeeouch! *throws a rock at Sabin* - Ack! Wha.. where am I? *attacks Ozzie* - What're you aiming for, fool?! - Yarr, it's a pirate hoe-down! *attacks Setzer* - You're all nuts! This isn't in my contract - White! *blasts Faris* *The Rotten Pizza* - *over the sound of screams and explosions on the TV* What a great episode, why'd this show ever get taken off the air? - It's the television execs, they're all morons - I hear that - You blow up one little studio and suddenly your program is 'too edgy' to be aired - What happend to freedom of speech? What's the world coming to? - If you ask me it's the plumbers. They come waltzing into your castle like they own the place... - Plumbers? It's the lab assitants! Especially robotic ones... - Well I don't know about that - ... then he jumps right on the draw bridge controls! I should have sued, I've still got the marks from those lava burns - ... You work and you work on these huge death machines and what happens? A little blue punk busts in and blows them up with bubbles! Or remote controlled snakes! - Well sure, but what about a group of pure-hearted adventurers, banded together to fight the good fight? They're the real problem - YEAH! - Would you guys keep it down? The pageant's back on *Back to the Pageant* - And now, finally, our last entry from Final Fantasy VII is Cloud Strife - W-who am I...? - You're Cloud... Cloud Strife, remember? - Ugwahhh! - Uh, right. So, like, Cloud's this mercenary guy who thought he was cool and in SOLDIER but he's really just some dumb wiener kid - What number am I?? - And it looks like he's a little out of it today - Give me a number, please... - Hey buddy, I don't take orders from you - A... gurk...? - That's better. So anyway, Cloud is- - They're... they're... coming...!! - Huh? - A billion mirror fragments... - Ok now you're just freaking me out - small... light... taken... - Ah ha, I found him! - Who're you? - I work for Anger Management Moogles. Mister Strife was recently submitted to our care and escaped this morning - angel's... singing voices... - Well help yourself, he's giving me a serious case of the jibblies - zeno... gias... - Come on Cloud, it's alright now... here we go... *leads Cloud away* - What a freak - I liked his style - Oh... yeah! Me too - Zzz... - *jabs Edge* - What-what-what?? - STAY AWAKE! - How long was I asleep...? What year is this? - 2004 - Didn't we start this thing back in July- - SHUSH! - Alright, jeez. I guess that, uh, wraps it up for FF7. Stay tuned, we'll be moving on to FF9 any decade now
The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Six
*The Rotten Pizza*
- Another commercial break?
- It seems like this pageant has been going on for months
- It didn't used to be like this, back in the good 'ol days
- Yeah, you said it
- Back then we used to get some respect
- Now look at us, we weren't even invited to their stupid pageant
- I coulda gone... I just didn't want to
- Uh, yeah. Yeah! Me too...
- I would've participated myself, but that'd be unfair to everyone else
- Right! ... Still, it was better in the old days
- Here here!
- We're twice as bad as anyone in the silly SPCI
- S'right, if we formed an evil organization we'd have this place taken over in a second
- So what's stoppin us? Let's do it!
- Why not? We can be 'The Old Skool Team!' I hear that's a popular thing these days
- 'course it is, everyone wants to be like us
- Our first step should be to kidnap a princess
- I like the way you think!
- Hold on... couldn't we just build eight robots, put them in out of the way locations and force our enemies to go kill them?
- That plan has some merit
- Yeah, but why use robots? I've got a bunch of annoying kids to serve that purpose
- Well the benefit of using robots is... uh...
- Yeah?
- What?
- When one gets defeated their power can be used against the rest, and one weapon is always very effective against another and so on?
- And how does that benefit us, exactly?
- I'll have you know that plan's never failed me
- ...
- Ok, maybe it hasn't worked perfectly... a couple of times...
- Let's see what else is on tv
- Yeah, turn the channel bar-wench! I command you!
- What was that?
- Eep! ... er, please?
- *flips the TV dial*
- Hey look! It's an re-run of Setzer's old game show
*The Price Is Nice*
- Hello, and welcome back to The Price Is Nice, with your host: Setzer Gabbiani! Audience: *applaudes* - Thank you, thank you! So tell me, Fu-So-Ya, who's our next lucky contestant? - It's... Rosa Farrell! Rosa, come on down! - Yay! *runs down from the audience* - Hello Rosa, welcome to the show - Thanks Setz! - Valvalis, bring out our next item - *gestures* - Here we have an exquisite, hand crafted suit of Genji Armor and a matching pair of leather Genji Gloves - Now remember, whoever comes closest to the retail value of these items, without going over, will come up here for the bonus round. Rosa let's start with you, what do you bid? - Uhm, 50,000 GP! - Ozzie? - That stuff looks really snazzy. 100,000 GP!! - Sabin? - Those guys must be way over: 1GP - How about you, Faris? - Yarr, 2GP - Grr... - And finally, Ultros, what is your bid? - 3GP, gyahahaha! - To the briney depths with ye, octopus! - Actual retail price: 2GP - Dwah! - Yo-ho-ho! In yer face, 3GP, in yer face! - I was robbed - Serves you right - Musclehead! - Just calm down everyone... - Where's the fun in that? Fight! Fight! Fight! - Aura Bolt! - Yeeeouch! *throws a rock at Sabin* - Ack! Wha.. where am I? *attacks Ozzie* - What're you aiming for, fool?! - Yarr, it's a pirate hoe-down! *attacks Setzer* - You're all nuts! This isn't in my contract - White! *blasts Faris* *The Rotten Pizza* - *over the sound of screams and explosions on the TV* What a great episode, why'd this show ever get taken off the air? - It's the television execs, they're all morons - I hear that - You blow up one little studio and suddenly your program is 'too edgy' to be aired - What happend to freedom of speech? What's the world coming to? - If you ask me it's the plumbers. They come waltzing into your castle like they own the place... - Plumbers? It's the lab assitants! Especially robotic ones... - Well I don't know about that - ... then he jumps right on the draw bridge controls! I should have sued, I've still got the marks from those lava burns - ... You work and you work on these huge death machines and what happens? A little blue punk busts in and blows them up with bubbles! Or remote controlled snakes! - Well sure, but what about a group of pure-hearted adventurers, banded together to fight the good fight? They're the real problem - YEAH! - Would you guys keep it down? The pageant's back on *Back to the Pageant* - And now, finally, our last entry from Final Fantasy VII is Cloud Strife - W-who am I...? - You're Cloud... Cloud Strife, remember? - Ugwahhh! - Uh, right. So, like, Cloud's this mercenary guy who thought he was cool and in SOLDIER but he's really just some dumb wiener kid - What number am I?? - And it looks like he's a little out of it today - Give me a number, please... - Hey buddy, I don't take orders from you - A... gurk...? - That's better. So anyway, Cloud is- - They're... they're... coming...!! - Huh? - A billion mirror fragments... - Ok now you're just freaking me out - small... light... taken... - Ah ha, I found him! - Who're you? - I work for Anger Management Moogles. Mister Strife was recently submitted to our care and escaped this morning - angel's... singing voices... - Well help yourself, he's giving me a serious case of the jibblies - zeno... gias... - Come on Cloud, it's alright now... here we go... *leads Cloud away* - What a freak - I liked his style - Oh... yeah! Me too - Zzz... - *jabs Edge* - What-what-what?? - STAY AWAKE! - How long was I asleep...? What year is this? - 2004 - Didn't we start this thing back in July- - SHUSH! - Alright, jeez. I guess that, uh, wraps it up for FF7. Stay tuned, we'll be moving on to FF9 any decade now
- Hello, and welcome back to The Price Is Nice, with your host: Setzer Gabbiani!
Audience: *applaudes*
- Thank you, thank you! So tell me, Fu-So-Ya, who's our next lucky contestant?
- It's... Rosa Farrell! Rosa, come on down!
- Yay! *runs down from the audience*
- Hello Rosa, welcome to the show
- Thanks Setz!
- Valvalis, bring out our next item
- *gestures*
- Here we have an exquisite, hand crafted suit of Genji Armor and a matching pair of leather Genji Gloves
- Now remember, whoever comes closest to the retail value of these items, without going over, will come up here for the bonus round. Rosa let's start with you, what do you bid?
- Uhm, 50,000 GP!
- Ozzie?
- That stuff looks really snazzy. 100,000 GP!!
- Sabin?
- Those guys must be way over: 1GP
- How about you, Faris?
- Yarr, 2GP
- Grr...
- And finally, Ultros, what is your bid?
- 3GP, gyahahaha!
- To the briney depths with ye, octopus!
- Actual retail price: 2GP
- Dwah!
- Yo-ho-ho! In yer face, 3GP, in yer face!
- I was robbed
- Serves you right
- Musclehead!
- Just calm down everyone...
- Where's the fun in that? Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Aura Bolt!
- Yeeeouch! *throws a rock at Sabin*
- Ack! Wha.. where am I? *attacks Ozzie*
- What're you aiming for, fool?!
- Yarr, it's a pirate hoe-down! *attacks Setzer*
- You're all nuts! This isn't in my contract
- White! *blasts Faris*
- *over the sound of screams and explosions on the TV* What a great episode, why'd this show ever get taken off the air?
- It's the television execs, they're all morons
- I hear that
- You blow up one little studio and suddenly your program is 'too edgy' to be aired
- What happend to freedom of speech? What's the world coming to?
- If you ask me it's the plumbers. They come waltzing into your castle like they own the place...
- Plumbers? It's the lab assitants! Especially robotic ones...
- Well I don't know about that
- ... then he jumps right on the draw bridge controls! I should have sued, I've still got the marks from those lava burns
- ... You work and you work on these huge death machines and what happens? A little blue punk busts in and blows them up with bubbles! Or remote controlled snakes!
- Well sure, but what about a group of pure-hearted adventurers, banded together to fight the good fight? They're the real problem
- YEAH!
- Would you guys keep it down? The pageant's back on
*Back to the Pageant*
- And now, finally, our last entry from Final Fantasy VII is Cloud Strife
- W-who am I...?
- You're Cloud... Cloud Strife, remember?
- Ugwahhh!
- Uh, right. So, like, Cloud's this mercenary guy who thought he was cool and in SOLDIER but he's really just some dumb wiener kid
- What number am I??
- And it looks like he's a little out of it today
- Give me a number, please...
- Hey buddy, I don't take orders from you
- A... gurk...?
- That's better. So anyway, Cloud is-
- They're... they're... coming...!!
- Huh?
- A billion mirror fragments...
- Ok now you're just freaking me out
- small... light... taken...
- Ah ha, I found him!
- Who're you?
- I work for Anger Management Moogles. Mister Strife was recently submitted to our care and escaped this morning
- angel's... singing voices...
- Well help yourself, he's giving me a serious case of the jibblies
- zeno... gias...
- Come on Cloud, it's alright now... here we go... *leads Cloud away*
- What a freak
- I liked his style
- Oh... yeah! Me too
- Zzz...
- *jabs Edge*
- What-what-what??
- STAY AWAKE!
- How long was I asleep...? What year is this?
- 2004
- Didn't we start this thing back in July-
- SHUSH!
- Alright, jeez. I guess that, uh, wraps it up for FF7. Stay tuned, we'll be moving on to FF9 any decade now
