The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Coronation
Commercial Interlude
- Kupo! - Wark! - Ever had the urge to run around pecking at the ground for treasure? - Wa-wark! - Now you don't -kupo- have to! - Warkity-wark - It's the brand new hit board game -po- Chocobo Hot And Cold! - War-ar-ar-ark?!! - All the fun of the original game -kupo!- in your own home - Wark! - It's fun for the whole family! Suitable for ages one to a million - Wurk...! - That's right, order now and recieve a free plush chocobo! - WAH! - Wark-ark-ark - Kupo! You gotta increase your vocabulary - ... kweh Commercial Two - Hi everyone, this is Doctor Light. Are you ready for the exciting world of robotic research? - I sure am! - I just happen to be in need of a new lab assistant - It's the job I was born for! - It seems like my usual assistant ran off and got himself killed, haha! - ... - So if you're intrested in the job, come on down to my lab for an interview - I'm on my way - Megalomaniac back-stabbers need not apply! - Aww phooey The Pageant Concludes - *poses* - *admires* - Hello, welcome back to the finalé of the Fourth Annual Chrono Trigger/Final Fantasy Beauty Pageant! - FINALLY - It's been a long, hard journey; but we've finally reached the end - *poses* - *admires* - Would you two cut that out already? - Then I shall depart, keep always my image in your heart! *floats away* - Aww, what'd you do that for, Chancey? - To prevent projectile vomiting. And that's Mr. Chancington to you - Yes Chancey - ... - Well everyone, you know what time it is Audience: Zzz... huh? Wha? - It's time for our esteemed judges to choose this year's winner! Audience: It's about time! - So who will it be? Cyan, which contestant do you pick? - I pick none other than my good friend Glenn - Who? You must not have been paying any attention, there's no one named Glenn on the list of participants - But... - Besides, you shouldn't base your decision on friendship - Surely thou... - You blew it Cyan, your vote is stricken from the records - ... - You look like you've recovered, Valvalis. Who do you vote for? - Kain! Kain! Kain all the way! Kain to the max! - Uh... alright. I heard you the first time - Is Valvalis a masochist or what? - FREAK - Doctor Lugae, what about you? - ... - Hey, earth to evil doctor guy! - Huh? What?? Where am I? - You're at my beauty pageant, and you're ruining it - Oh, right, the pageant... I must have spaced out there for a minute - No kidding - Well, go ahead and start it then - Start it? It's been going on for nearly a year now! - Oh. The last thing I remember was being introduced as a judge - You missed the whole thing?! What were you doing? - Working on my greatest invention ever, let me show it to you now. Introducing...! - Shut up, I don't really care! - Aww... - Just pick someone to win the pageant, kay? - Uh, I pick Golbez. I guess. He's pretty cool sometimes - Chancy, how 'bout you? - I vote for Butz - Of course, we all do. Whose butt are you voting for? - Grar, not 'butts' you half-wit; BUTZ - *blinks* - Urgh, fine... I vote for Bartz - All you had to do was say so - (Can't you fire her?) - (But she does such good paperwork) - Zidane, I choose you! - Quiet you - *sulks* - And now our glorious leader, King Luca Blight will choose this year's winner! - But what if he votes for someone who hasn't been picked? - I still have my vote, I'll agree with him no matter who he picks - Why should you get to vote? You're just the host - Because it's my pageant. And stop interrupting! - I don't get any respect. It's thanks to me that this place is pink - That's it; security! - It's about time, I've been waiting backstage to throw someone out for ages - Sabin? It's time for revenge! ... again - SUPLEX! *grabs Vargas, leaps into the air and comes crashing down, burying him through the stage* - Thanks babe - Always a pleasure - *from deep beneath the floor* Ow... - Now then, your heavenlyness King Luca Blight sir, please do us all the honor of gracing us with your decision - I choose... - *whisper-whisper* - What? Why? - *whisper-whisper-whisper* - Very well, I choose that frog fellow with the sword - Jean?! - Fear not, mon chere! Your amour, he is 'ere - No... Not even for you... I can't stand him! Sabin! - AURABOLT! *blasts Jean* - Sacre Blu! *dies* - Please forgive me, my lord - No no, not that frog, the other one - Huh? - Mayhaps he doth mean myself - *whisper* - Yes, that's the one - Much better - But only when he's in his frog-form - But... I quite like this form... - You heard the man... PRESTO! - *gribbit* ... rats - Tell me about it - You may not have been the prettiest contestant - I had a better chance of that a second ago... - In fact, you're down right ugly - Watch thy tongue - Nevertheless, I now crown you this year's Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant King! - *passes Nimufu the slave crown* - Hold one moment, is that not...? - Ta-da! *puts the slave crown on Frog's head* - Gruuu... - Bwa-ha-ha, excellent! - That wraps up the pageant. Thanks for coming everybody... now get lost! - And so we come to the close of the fourth annual pageant with the newly crowned winner under the control of the SPCI - BAD? - I don't know, it's still a better ending than the time you won - DIE! - Come back in a couple months when we'll have to do this all over again... bye! *runs off* - *chases* ... ... ... - *still underneath the floorboards* Hello? Anyone? Little help?
- Kupo!
- Wark!
- Ever had the urge to run around pecking at the ground for treasure?
- Wa-wark!
- Now you don't -kupo- have to!
- Warkity-wark
- It's the brand new hit board game -po- Chocobo Hot And Cold!
- War-ar-ar-ark?!!
- All the fun of the original game -kupo!- in your own home
- It's fun for the whole family! Suitable for ages one to a million
- Wurk...!
- That's right, order now and recieve a free plush chocobo!
- WAH!
- Wark-ark-ark
- Kupo! You gotta increase your vocabulary
- ... kweh
Commercial Two
- Hi everyone, this is Doctor Light. Are you ready for the exciting world of robotic research? - I sure am! - I just happen to be in need of a new lab assistant - It's the job I was born for! - It seems like my usual assistant ran off and got himself killed, haha! - ... - So if you're intrested in the job, come on down to my lab for an interview - I'm on my way - Megalomaniac back-stabbers need not apply! - Aww phooey The Pageant Concludes - *poses* - *admires* - Hello, welcome back to the finalé of the Fourth Annual Chrono Trigger/Final Fantasy Beauty Pageant! - FINALLY - It's been a long, hard journey; but we've finally reached the end - *poses* - *admires* - Would you two cut that out already? - Then I shall depart, keep always my image in your heart! *floats away* - Aww, what'd you do that for, Chancey? - To prevent projectile vomiting. And that's Mr. Chancington to you - Yes Chancey - ... - Well everyone, you know what time it is Audience: Zzz... huh? Wha? - It's time for our esteemed judges to choose this year's winner! Audience: It's about time! - So who will it be? Cyan, which contestant do you pick? - I pick none other than my good friend Glenn - Who? You must not have been paying any attention, there's no one named Glenn on the list of participants - But... - Besides, you shouldn't base your decision on friendship - Surely thou... - You blew it Cyan, your vote is stricken from the records - ... - You look like you've recovered, Valvalis. Who do you vote for? - Kain! Kain! Kain all the way! Kain to the max! - Uh... alright. I heard you the first time - Is Valvalis a masochist or what? - FREAK - Doctor Lugae, what about you? - ... - Hey, earth to evil doctor guy! - Huh? What?? Where am I? - You're at my beauty pageant, and you're ruining it - Oh, right, the pageant... I must have spaced out there for a minute - No kidding - Well, go ahead and start it then - Start it? It's been going on for nearly a year now! - Oh. The last thing I remember was being introduced as a judge - You missed the whole thing?! What were you doing? - Working on my greatest invention ever, let me show it to you now. Introducing...! - Shut up, I don't really care! - Aww... - Just pick someone to win the pageant, kay? - Uh, I pick Golbez. I guess. He's pretty cool sometimes - Chancy, how 'bout you? - I vote for Butz - Of course, we all do. Whose butt are you voting for? - Grar, not 'butts' you half-wit; BUTZ - *blinks* - Urgh, fine... I vote for Bartz - All you had to do was say so - (Can't you fire her?) - (But she does such good paperwork) - Zidane, I choose you! - Quiet you - *sulks* - And now our glorious leader, King Luca Blight will choose this year's winner! - But what if he votes for someone who hasn't been picked? - I still have my vote, I'll agree with him no matter who he picks - Why should you get to vote? You're just the host - Because it's my pageant. And stop interrupting! - I don't get any respect. It's thanks to me that this place is pink - That's it; security! - It's about time, I've been waiting backstage to throw someone out for ages - Sabin? It's time for revenge! ... again - SUPLEX! *grabs Vargas, leaps into the air and comes crashing down, burying him through the stage* - Thanks babe - Always a pleasure - *from deep beneath the floor* Ow... - Now then, your heavenlyness King Luca Blight sir, please do us all the honor of gracing us with your decision - I choose... - *whisper-whisper* - What? Why? - *whisper-whisper-whisper* - Very well, I choose that frog fellow with the sword - Jean?! - Fear not, mon chere! Your amour, he is 'ere - No... Not even for you... I can't stand him! Sabin! - AURABOLT! *blasts Jean* - Sacre Blu! *dies* - Please forgive me, my lord - No no, not that frog, the other one - Huh? - Mayhaps he doth mean myself - *whisper* - Yes, that's the one - Much better - But only when he's in his frog-form - But... I quite like this form... - You heard the man... PRESTO! - *gribbit* ... rats - Tell me about it - You may not have been the prettiest contestant - I had a better chance of that a second ago... - In fact, you're down right ugly - Watch thy tongue - Nevertheless, I now crown you this year's Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant King! - *passes Nimufu the slave crown* - Hold one moment, is that not...? - Ta-da! *puts the slave crown on Frog's head* - Gruuu... - Bwa-ha-ha, excellent! - That wraps up the pageant. Thanks for coming everybody... now get lost! - And so we come to the close of the fourth annual pageant with the newly crowned winner under the control of the SPCI - BAD? - I don't know, it's still a better ending than the time you won - DIE! - Come back in a couple months when we'll have to do this all over again... bye! *runs off* - *chases* ... ... ... - *still underneath the floorboards* Hello? Anyone? Little help?
- Hi everyone, this is Doctor Light. Are you ready for the exciting world of robotic research?
- I sure am!
- I just happen to be in need of a new lab assistant
- It's the job I was born for!
- It seems like my usual assistant ran off and got himself killed, haha!
- ...
- So if you're intrested in the job, come on down to my lab for an interview
- I'm on my way
- Megalomaniac back-stabbers need not apply!
- Aww phooey
The Pageant Concludes
- *poses* - *admires* - Hello, welcome back to the finalé of the Fourth Annual Chrono Trigger/Final Fantasy Beauty Pageant! - FINALLY - It's been a long, hard journey; but we've finally reached the end - *poses* - *admires* - Would you two cut that out already? - Then I shall depart, keep always my image in your heart! *floats away* - Aww, what'd you do that for, Chancey? - To prevent projectile vomiting. And that's Mr. Chancington to you - Yes Chancey - ... - Well everyone, you know what time it is Audience: Zzz... huh? Wha? - It's time for our esteemed judges to choose this year's winner! Audience: It's about time! - So who will it be? Cyan, which contestant do you pick? - I pick none other than my good friend Glenn - Who? You must not have been paying any attention, there's no one named Glenn on the list of participants - But... - Besides, you shouldn't base your decision on friendship - Surely thou... - You blew it Cyan, your vote is stricken from the records - ... - You look like you've recovered, Valvalis. Who do you vote for? - Kain! Kain! Kain all the way! Kain to the max! - Uh... alright. I heard you the first time - Is Valvalis a masochist or what? - FREAK - Doctor Lugae, what about you? - ... - Hey, earth to evil doctor guy! - Huh? What?? Where am I? - You're at my beauty pageant, and you're ruining it - Oh, right, the pageant... I must have spaced out there for a minute - No kidding - Well, go ahead and start it then - Start it? It's been going on for nearly a year now! - Oh. The last thing I remember was being introduced as a judge - You missed the whole thing?! What were you doing? - Working on my greatest invention ever, let me show it to you now. Introducing...! - Shut up, I don't really care! - Aww... - Just pick someone to win the pageant, kay? - Uh, I pick Golbez. I guess. He's pretty cool sometimes - Chancy, how 'bout you? - I vote for Butz - Of course, we all do. Whose butt are you voting for? - Grar, not 'butts' you half-wit; BUTZ - *blinks* - Urgh, fine... I vote for Bartz - All you had to do was say so - (Can't you fire her?) - (But she does such good paperwork) - Zidane, I choose you! - Quiet you - *sulks* - And now our glorious leader, King Luca Blight will choose this year's winner! - But what if he votes for someone who hasn't been picked? - I still have my vote, I'll agree with him no matter who he picks - Why should you get to vote? You're just the host - Because it's my pageant. And stop interrupting! - I don't get any respect. It's thanks to me that this place is pink - That's it; security! - It's about time, I've been waiting backstage to throw someone out for ages - Sabin? It's time for revenge! ... again - SUPLEX! *grabs Vargas, leaps into the air and comes crashing down, burying him through the stage* - Thanks babe - Always a pleasure - *from deep beneath the floor* Ow... - Now then, your heavenlyness King Luca Blight sir, please do us all the honor of gracing us with your decision - I choose... - *whisper-whisper* - What? Why? - *whisper-whisper-whisper* - Very well, I choose that frog fellow with the sword - Jean?! - Fear not, mon chere! Your amour, he is 'ere - No... Not even for you... I can't stand him! Sabin! - AURABOLT! *blasts Jean* - Sacre Blu! *dies* - Please forgive me, my lord - No no, not that frog, the other one - Huh? - Mayhaps he doth mean myself - *whisper* - Yes, that's the one - Much better - But only when he's in his frog-form - But... I quite like this form... - You heard the man... PRESTO! - *gribbit* ... rats - Tell me about it - You may not have been the prettiest contestant - I had a better chance of that a second ago... - In fact, you're down right ugly - Watch thy tongue - Nevertheless, I now crown you this year's Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant King! - *passes Nimufu the slave crown* - Hold one moment, is that not...? - Ta-da! *puts the slave crown on Frog's head* - Gruuu... - Bwa-ha-ha, excellent! - That wraps up the pageant. Thanks for coming everybody... now get lost! - And so we come to the close of the fourth annual pageant with the newly crowned winner under the control of the SPCI - BAD? - I don't know, it's still a better ending than the time you won - DIE! - Come back in a couple months when we'll have to do this all over again... bye! *runs off* - *chases* ... ... ... - *still underneath the floorboards* Hello? Anyone? Little help?
- *poses*
- *admires*
- Hello, welcome back to the finalé of the Fourth Annual Chrono Trigger/Final Fantasy Beauty Pageant!
- FINALLY
- It's been a long, hard journey; but we've finally reached the end
- Would you two cut that out already?
- Then I shall depart, keep always my image in your heart! *floats away*
- Aww, what'd you do that for, Chancey?
- To prevent projectile vomiting. And that's Mr. Chancington to you
- Yes Chancey
- Well everyone, you know what time it is
Audience: Zzz... huh? Wha?
- It's time for our esteemed judges to choose this year's winner!
Audience: It's about time!
- So who will it be? Cyan, which contestant do you pick?
- I pick none other than my good friend Glenn
- Who? You must not have been paying any attention, there's no one named Glenn on the list of participants
- But...
- Besides, you shouldn't base your decision on friendship
- Surely thou...
- You blew it Cyan, your vote is stricken from the records
- You look like you've recovered, Valvalis. Who do you vote for?
- Kain! Kain! Kain all the way! Kain to the max!
- Uh... alright. I heard you the first time
- Is Valvalis a masochist or what?
- FREAK
- Doctor Lugae, what about you?
- Hey, earth to evil doctor guy!
- Huh? What?? Where am I?
- You're at my beauty pageant, and you're ruining it
- Oh, right, the pageant... I must have spaced out there for a minute
- No kidding
- Well, go ahead and start it then
- Start it? It's been going on for nearly a year now!
- Oh. The last thing I remember was being introduced as a judge
- You missed the whole thing?! What were you doing?
- Working on my greatest invention ever, let me show it to you now. Introducing...!
- Shut up, I don't really care!
- Aww...
- Just pick someone to win the pageant, kay?
- Uh, I pick Golbez. I guess. He's pretty cool sometimes
- Chancy, how 'bout you?
- I vote for Butz
- Of course, we all do. Whose butt are you voting for?
- Grar, not 'butts' you half-wit; BUTZ
- *blinks*
- Urgh, fine... I vote for Bartz
- All you had to do was say so
- (Can't you fire her?)
- (But she does such good paperwork)
- Zidane, I choose you!
- Quiet you
- *sulks*
- And now our glorious leader, King Luca Blight will choose this year's winner!
- But what if he votes for someone who hasn't been picked?
- I still have my vote, I'll agree with him no matter who he picks
- Why should you get to vote? You're just the host
- Because it's my pageant. And stop interrupting!
- I don't get any respect. It's thanks to me that this place is pink
- That's it; security!
- It's about time, I've been waiting backstage to throw someone out for ages
- Sabin? It's time for revenge! ... again
- SUPLEX! *grabs Vargas, leaps into the air and comes crashing down, burying him through the stage*
- Thanks babe
- Always a pleasure
- *from deep beneath the floor* Ow...
- Now then, your heavenlyness King Luca Blight sir, please do us all the honor of gracing us with your decision
- I choose...
- *whisper-whisper*
- What? Why?
- *whisper-whisper-whisper*
- Very well, I choose that frog fellow with the sword
- Jean?!
- Fear not, mon chere! Your amour, he is 'ere
- No... Not even for you... I can't stand him! Sabin!
- AURABOLT! *blasts Jean*
- Sacre Blu! *dies*
- Please forgive me, my lord
- No no, not that frog, the other one
- Huh?
- Mayhaps he doth mean myself
- *whisper*
- Yes, that's the one
- Much better
- But only when he's in his frog-form
- But... I quite like this form...
- You heard the man... PRESTO!
- *gribbit* ... rats
- Tell me about it
- You may not have been the prettiest contestant
- I had a better chance of that a second ago...
- In fact, you're down right ugly
- Watch thy tongue
- Nevertheless, I now crown you this year's Final Fantasy/Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant King!
- *passes Nimufu the slave crown*
- Hold one moment, is that not...?
- Ta-da! *puts the slave crown on Frog's head*
- Gruuu...
- Bwa-ha-ha, excellent!
- That wraps up the pageant. Thanks for coming everybody... now get lost!
- And so we come to the close of the fourth annual pageant with the newly crowned winner under the control of the SPCI
- BAD?
- I don't know, it's still a better ending than the time you won
- DIE!
- Come back in a couple months when we'll have to do this all over again... bye! *runs off*
- *chases*
...
- *still underneath the floorboards* Hello? Anyone? Little help?
