- I'm back! - It's about time, everyone was getting restless - I don't care for your lip Valvalis. You'd better watch that attitude of yours of you'll find yourself out of a job - Really? Promise?! - Naw, it's just something bosses say - Doh... - So who've we got? - That'd be Cloud - Hi... - Hmm *looks Cloud up and down* - ...? - Turn around - What? - It's not rocket science, boy, just do it - Ok... - Now bend over - ??? - NOW! - Yeesh, fine... - Not bad at all. You're in! - I feel insulted and objectified - That's what beauty pageants are all about, babe. Next! - Robo - Greetings *bows* - Too roboty - ... - Cid - That's me! - Too old - I am not! - Palom - Too young - Aw, gee wiz! - Umaro? - Uhhhh... - Too hairy! - Squall! - ... - Too angsty - Whatever - Zidane?! - Too monkey - Hey, give me a chance! - Nimufu you're way too picky! - Oh alright, Zidane can participate, happy? - Yay! - Well... - Stop! - Hi Locke, take a number and get in line - I've got to be in this year's pageant! - I don't know... that headband's kinda tacky - Please, I'll do anything! - Why? What's so important? - ... I can't say - Ooo, a mystery! - Something like that - You're a thief, right? - That's treasure hunter! - Whatever, I was wondering if you could get something for me - Name it and I can stea- uh.. hunt it - *whispers in Locke's ear* - ... are you serious? - Yup - But why would you want Luca Blight's used- - SHHH! Do you want to be in the pageant or not? - Ok, I'll do it... (freak) - Yay! See you at the pageant - Ok, now back to the official list... Kain! - Yo - Great, another armor covered soldier - ... well it's even cooler than Dark Knight Cecil's stuff - Yeah, yeah, but what do you look like underneath? - Well... - Yes? - *takes off his helmet* - Oh my - Oh baby... - Satisfied? - You can say that again... - Uh huh - Are you girls alright? - Hguuuh - *swoons* - *puts his helmet back on* - You're in... uh, Valvalis... I'll be in my office! *rushes in and slams the door* - Wh... wait! What about the rest of the auditions? - *over the intercom* Just let anyone else who shows up take part, I don't care! Don't bother me again!! - Sure... Hey, Kain...! - Huh? - Where are you going? - Home... why? - I, uh... wanna get something to eat? - Maybe some other time *leaps away* - Wait! *runs out after Kain* Next up... the actual pageant begins!
- I'm back!
- It's about time, everyone was getting restless
- I don't care for your lip Valvalis. You'd better watch that attitude of yours of you'll find yourself out of a job
- Really? Promise?!
- Naw, it's just something bosses say
- Doh...
- So who've we got?
- That'd be Cloud
- Hi...
- Hmm *looks Cloud up and down*
- ...?
- Turn around
- What?
- It's not rocket science, boy, just do it
- Ok...
- Now bend over
- ???
- NOW!
- Yeesh, fine...
- Not bad at all. You're in!
- I feel insulted and objectified
- That's what beauty pageants are all about, babe. Next!
- Robo
- Greetings *bows*
- Too roboty
- ...
- Cid
- That's me!
- Too old
- I am not!
- Palom
- Too young
- Aw, gee wiz!
- Umaro?
- Uhhhh...
- Too hairy!
- Squall!
- Too angsty
- Whatever
- Zidane?!
- Too monkey
- Hey, give me a chance!
- Nimufu you're way too picky!
- Oh alright, Zidane can participate, happy?
- Yay!
- Well...
- Stop!
- Hi Locke, take a number and get in line
- I've got to be in this year's pageant!
- I don't know... that headband's kinda tacky
- Please, I'll do anything!
- Why? What's so important?
- ... I can't say
- Ooo, a mystery!
- Something like that
- You're a thief, right?
- That's treasure hunter!
- Whatever, I was wondering if you could get something for me
- Name it and I can stea- uh.. hunt it
- *whispers in Locke's ear*
- ... are you serious?
- Yup
- But why would you want Luca Blight's used-
- SHHH! Do you want to be in the pageant or not?
- Ok, I'll do it... (freak)
- Yay! See you at the pageant
- Ok, now back to the official list... Kain!
- Yo
- Great, another armor covered soldier
- ... well it's even cooler than Dark Knight Cecil's stuff
- Yeah, yeah, but what do you look like underneath?
- Yes?
- *takes off his helmet*
- Oh my
- Oh baby...
- Satisfied?
- You can say that again...
- Uh huh
- Are you girls alright?
- Hguuuh
- *swoons*
- *puts his helmet back on*
- You're in... uh, Valvalis... I'll be in my office! *rushes in and slams the door*
- Wh... wait! What about the rest of the auditions?
- *over the intercom* Just let anyone else who shows up take part, I don't care! Don't bother me again!!
- Sure... Hey, Kain...!
- Huh?
- Where are you going?
- Home... why?
- I, uh... wanna get something to eat?
- Maybe some other time *leaps away*
- Wait! *runs out after Kain*
Next up... the actual pageant begins!
