The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Begins - What do you think? - Ooo, it's perfect! Thank you so much Vargas! - It was nothing - Is this as pink as you could get it? - Uhm... yes. This is as pink as it gets - Then it's fantastic! Finally we can start the pageant - I don't suppose there's room in it for little ol' me...? - Did you audition? - No, I was busy getting this place ready - Sorry then, rules are rules - But... - Ok, bye! - *mutter* - Hello! Welcome to the Fourth Annual Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant! Audience: *cheers* - As usual I'm your faithful commentator, Prince Edge of Eblan. Joining me this year are previous pageant winners: Celes Chere... - *waves* - And Fujin - HELLO - Luckily last year's winner, Ultros, was unavailable to 'assist' me as well - Didn't anyone tell him there'd be free food? - No one could find him. Lucca said he jumped into a gate, he could be anywher- er, anywhen - ANYWAY - Right. This year the witch Nimufu is in charge, which means all the contestants will be guys - That's only fair. For two years we women of RPG's had to get up on stage to be treated like objects. And then there was last year - You don't have to remind me, it seems like it was only a few months ago - ... - MOVING! ON! - Alright Fujin! With so many male characters in the games, only a select few are being allowed to participate - But no one seems to know exactly who is in it. Actually I'm surprised you didn't audition, Edge - Duty called, my dear. I'm not giving up my commentating position for anything - LOOK - It seems Nimufu is ready to get things underway - Hello Everyone! Thanks for coming! Audience: *cheers* - Have I got a great pageant planned for you! But first, let's meet our judges! - Greetings - This's Cyan, once found guilty of being a PIF, he's been rehabilitated by the SPCI (such a great group) and is a hard working member of society once more! - I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm delighted to be here - Of course you are! Next we've got Dr. Lugae - *bows* - So tell me, what are you a doctor of? - Oh, I dabble here and there. You know, genetics, robotics, crazy magical crystals... - Fascinating I'm sure, but what is it you got your degree in? - Degree? I'm evil, I don't need no stinking degree! - Uh... alright then. Next we've got my secretary: Valvalis! - Hi - She may dress like a tramp, but check out that hair! - H-hey! - Also judging is- - Don't I get to say anything? - Nope - ... I hate my life - As I was saying, ahem, The Chancellor is also judging - I'm used to it by now - You sure are, putting in all those hard hours deciding who's the winner and who's dead! - Yup, it's a tough job, but someone's got to do it - You know, I don't think I've ever found out what your real name was? - Huh? - You know, everyone just calls you "The Chancellor" - I am the Chancellor! What are you insinuating? - Calm down honey. I was just wondering what your name was, geez - It's... Chance. Chance "The Chancellor" Chanc...ing-ton - Uh, that's great, really! Hard to believe you ended up being a chancellor with such a great name - Heh-heh-heh... - And finally, our greatest of judges! The one, the only! The king of this whole place, the man of my dreams and other fantasies... LUCA BLIGHT! YAY!!! - Uhm... - Vargas? Where's Luca?? - He said he didn't feel like coming... - WHAT?! - He asked me to fill in for him - *bursts into tears* But this is ALL FOR HIM! - Wow, I hope someone's got a mop - Come on... don't cry... - WAAAAAH! Luca, why have you abandoned me?? - What a wuss. Like women need some man to validate our lives! - ... SIEFER! - Hmph, you're better off without him - But what about Locke? - Locke? LOCKE?! Who cares about HIM? - Uh... you? - Don't make me laugh - Oh, and Rachel of course! - What did you say? - Oh crap. Nothing, I was talking about... hey, put down that sword! - CALM! - Yeah, listen to Fujin. Just calm down... please? - ... - Phew. Hey look, uh... Nimufu's still bawling - Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it something I didn't do? - Pleeease stop crying. You'll drown us all - Was it something I wore? Was it something I didn't wear?? - He... uh... he said he might show up later? - Waah-aah... he did? *sniffle* - Yes! Yeah... he said he'd check in... see how it was going - YAY!! *jumps up and down* - Woah... I mean, wow, she sure changes gears in a hurry - Ok, Vargas can fill in for Luca until his royal majesty arrives! - Yaaay - And those are our judges! We'll have a quick commercial break, then the first contestants will have their chance to shine. Don't go away! - Someone had better get a bucket, this place is soaked - Ugah - Kupo! Janitorial staff at your service, po - You heard the lady, we'll be back as soon as Nimufu's tears get bailed out of the building
The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Begins
- What do you think?
- Ooo, it's perfect! Thank you so much Vargas!
- It was nothing
- Is this as pink as you could get it?
- Uhm... yes. This is as pink as it gets
- Then it's fantastic! Finally we can start the pageant
- I don't suppose there's room in it for little ol' me...?
- Did you audition?
- No, I was busy getting this place ready
- Sorry then, rules are rules
- But...
- Ok, bye!
- *mutter*
- Hello! Welcome to the Fourth Annual Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger Beauty Pageant!
Audience: *cheers*
- As usual I'm your faithful commentator, Prince Edge of Eblan. Joining me this year are previous pageant winners: Celes Chere...
- *waves*
- And Fujin
- HELLO
- Luckily last year's winner, Ultros, was unavailable to 'assist' me as well
- Didn't anyone tell him there'd be free food?
- No one could find him. Lucca said he jumped into a gate, he could be anywher- er, anywhen
- ANYWAY
- Right. This year the witch Nimufu is in charge, which means all the contestants will be guys
- That's only fair. For two years we women of RPG's had to get up on stage to be treated like objects. And then there was last year
- You don't have to remind me, it seems like it was only a few months ago
- ...
- MOVING! ON!
- Alright Fujin! With so many male characters in the games, only a select few are being allowed to participate
- But no one seems to know exactly who is in it. Actually I'm surprised you didn't audition, Edge
- Duty called, my dear. I'm not giving up my commentating position for anything
- LOOK
- It seems Nimufu is ready to get things underway
- Hello Everyone! Thanks for coming!
- Have I got a great pageant planned for you! But first, let's meet our judges!
- Greetings
- This's Cyan, once found guilty of being a PIF, he's been rehabilitated by the SPCI (such a great group) and is a hard working member of society once more!
- I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm delighted to be here
- Of course you are! Next we've got Dr. Lugae
- *bows*
- So tell me, what are you a doctor of?
- Oh, I dabble here and there. You know, genetics, robotics, crazy magical crystals...
- Fascinating I'm sure, but what is it you got your degree in?
- Degree? I'm evil, I don't need no stinking degree!
- Uh... alright then. Next we've got my secretary: Valvalis!
- Hi
- She may dress like a tramp, but check out that hair!
- H-hey!
- Also judging is-
- Don't I get to say anything?
- Nope
- ... I hate my life
- As I was saying, ahem, The Chancellor is also judging
- I'm used to it by now
- You sure are, putting in all those hard hours deciding who's the winner and who's dead!
- Yup, it's a tough job, but someone's got to do it
- You know, I don't think I've ever found out what your real name was?
- Huh?
- You know, everyone just calls you "The Chancellor"
- I am the Chancellor! What are you insinuating?
- Calm down honey. I was just wondering what your name was, geez
- It's... Chance. Chance "The Chancellor" Chanc...ing-ton
- Uh, that's great, really! Hard to believe you ended up being a chancellor with such a great name
- Heh-heh-heh...
- And finally, our greatest of judges! The one, the only! The king of this whole place, the man of my dreams and other fantasies... LUCA BLIGHT! YAY!!!
- Uhm...
- Vargas? Where's Luca??
- He said he didn't feel like coming...
- WHAT?!
- He asked me to fill in for him
- *bursts into tears* But this is ALL FOR HIM!
- Wow, I hope someone's got a mop
- Come on... don't cry...
- WAAAAAH! Luca, why have you abandoned me??
- What a wuss. Like women need some man to validate our lives!
- ... SIEFER!
- Hmph, you're better off without him
- But what about Locke?
- Locke? LOCKE?! Who cares about HIM?
- Uh... you?
- Don't make me laugh
- Oh, and Rachel of course!
- What did you say?
- Oh crap. Nothing, I was talking about... hey, put down that sword!
- CALM!
- Yeah, listen to Fujin. Just calm down... please?
- Phew. Hey look, uh... Nimufu's still bawling
- Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Was it something I didn't do?
- Pleeease stop crying. You'll drown us all
- Was it something I wore? Was it something I didn't wear??
- He... uh... he said he might show up later?
- Waah-aah... he did? *sniffle*
- Yes! Yeah... he said he'd check in... see how it was going
- YAY!! *jumps up and down*
- Woah... I mean, wow, she sure changes gears in a hurry
- Ok, Vargas can fill in for Luca until his royal majesty arrives!
- Yaaay
- And those are our judges! We'll have a quick commercial break, then the first contestants will have their chance to shine. Don't go away!
- Someone had better get a bucket, this place is soaked
- Ugah
- Kupo! Janitorial staff at your service, po
- You heard the lady, we'll be back as soon as Nimufu's tears get bailed out of the building
