The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part One Commercial Break - Have a problem? - Oh yeah - Don't know where to turn? - Oh no! - Are the armed forces too busy to give you the time of day? - Uh... - Well look no further! Richmond's Private Investigation is here for you - Yay! - From tracking unfaithful boyfriends to solving mass murder, I'm on the case - Oh, how can I ever repay you? - I take cash and all major credit cards - Richmond, you're the best! - I am indeed. So come on over, no case it too small! No fee is too large! Ask about our special regicide discount! End Commercials - Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen - HI - Yes, very good Fujin - THANKYOU - *cough* Right - Here's Nimufu, looks like things are actually getting underway - *holds up a sign saying "Cheer and Applaude"* Audience - *cheers and applaudes* - Thank you, thank you everyone! You're too kind! And let's have a hand for my loyal assistent monoped! - *holds up a sign saying "Yeah, let's here it for me!"* Audience - *polite applause* - Let's get right down to it, time to introduce the first contestant: Cecil, king of Baron - Hello, Nimufu - Yes, welcome to the show, Cecil - It's about time, I was waiting back there for what seemed like weeks. Is that any way to treat royalty? - As you can tell, Cecil is very into his role as king. So much so that he's neglected such things as fashion for what must have been years - *holds up a sign saying "Laugh!"* Audience - *laughter* - Hey! I earned my title, it was thanks to me that Zeromous was destroyed and peace was restored to the earth and moon - He's right you know - That's nice, dear. But this is a beauty pageant. This is MY beauty pageant, and right now you seem sub-par at best - I don't have to take this abuse! - Of course you do. So what've you got planned for us, mmm? - Maybe I'll teach the viewers at home how to make diced witch - *holds up a sign saying "Boo!"* Audience - Boooooooo! - Hah, is this what I have to look forward to? - What're you doing here? - Getting stuck in your pathetic shadow, as usual - Looks like the Dark Knight Cecil wants his shot at the spotlight - That's the trouble with this place, people's pasts come back and ruin everything - Now now, boys. Don't let things get out of hand - Everyone thought I was cool, then you came along and took off the mask! What were you thinking? - Alright, I did look cool in that armor. It's true. But I had to save the world - Bah, you're just lucky I didn't kill you up on Mount Ordeals - You tried, but I was too powerful for you - You wanna go right now? - Any time, any place - Stop it! This isn't about fighting! Get out of here, both of you - Butt out, witch - Monped, be a dear and show these guys the door - *picks up a Cecil in each hand and tosses them out the window* - And they're outta here! - Sorry about that, folks. Let's hope that behavior doesn't run in the family, 'cause our next guest is none other than Golbez! - *steps out from behind the curtains* - Unlike Cecil, Golbez didn't ditch his neato armor after switching sides - I must apologize for my brother's behavior. He was always a little eccentric - Really? Do tell - Oh sure, he went on about this and that. Having to save the world, blah blah. I guess there was something to it though - Fascinating, really. But who cares? Golbez, as nice as your outfit is, didn't you promise you'd wear something special today? - Oh, right. Behold, my cape of doom! - Uh...? - It's what I wore when I was under a certain evil entity's control - Heh, those were the days - Anyway, check out what happens when I put it on - Ooooo - It increases my evil pressence two fold, giving me just enough to look like this - It's nice. But not very pretty - Who cares? I look awesome now. I bet if someone killed me I wouldn't even feel it - But this is a beauty pageant, so... - Hey Zeromous, you moron! Try and hurt me, I dare you - Oh, you don't want that - Chicken? I don't blame you - You asked for it. METEO! - *takes 9999 damage and fades away* - Ouch, I guess Golbez was a little overconfident - LOOK - Hah, that was good, but I'm still standing - That's nice and all, but could we please stop all this fighting? - Let me try again, I bet I can get you down to just a hand! - Take your best shot - That's it! SPARK! - Nimufu, please, that was hardly noticable - It's getting the job done - What...? *sniff* What's burning? Oh no, my cape of doom!! - Look, he's shrinking - Nooo...! - Now get outta here *knocks Golbez off the stage* - Ack - We're going to take a little break now. When we come back I'll try to find someone who won't start a ruckus - *holds up a sign saying "Clap For The Commercials"* Audience - Boo commercials! *jeers* - Monoped, did you hold up the wrong sign? - *shrugs and shows the sign to Nimufu* - Maybe you could 'encourage' them to show a little more enthusiasm for our sponsors - *raises fists* Audience - *cough* ... Yay, commercials! *claps wildly* - That's better! To be continued...
The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part One
Commercial Break
- Have a problem?
- Oh yeah
- Don't know where to turn?
- Oh no!
- Are the armed forces too busy to give you the time of day?
- Uh...
- Well look no further! Richmond's Private Investigation is here for you
- Yay!
- From tracking unfaithful boyfriends to solving mass murder, I'm on the case
- Oh, how can I ever repay you?
- I take cash and all major credit cards
- Richmond, you're the best!
- I am indeed. So come on over, no case it too small! No fee is too large! Ask about our special regicide discount!
End Commercials
- Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen - HI - Yes, very good Fujin - THANKYOU - *cough* Right - Here's Nimufu, looks like things are actually getting underway - *holds up a sign saying "Cheer and Applaude"* Audience - *cheers and applaudes* - Thank you, thank you everyone! You're too kind! And let's have a hand for my loyal assistent monoped! - *holds up a sign saying "Yeah, let's here it for me!"* Audience - *polite applause* - Let's get right down to it, time to introduce the first contestant: Cecil, king of Baron - Hello, Nimufu - Yes, welcome to the show, Cecil - It's about time, I was waiting back there for what seemed like weeks. Is that any way to treat royalty? - As you can tell, Cecil is very into his role as king. So much so that he's neglected such things as fashion for what must have been years - *holds up a sign saying "Laugh!"* Audience - *laughter* - Hey! I earned my title, it was thanks to me that Zeromous was destroyed and peace was restored to the earth and moon - He's right you know - That's nice, dear. But this is a beauty pageant. This is MY beauty pageant, and right now you seem sub-par at best - I don't have to take this abuse! - Of course you do. So what've you got planned for us, mmm? - Maybe I'll teach the viewers at home how to make diced witch - *holds up a sign saying "Boo!"* Audience - Boooooooo! - Hah, is this what I have to look forward to? - What're you doing here? - Getting stuck in your pathetic shadow, as usual - Looks like the Dark Knight Cecil wants his shot at the spotlight - That's the trouble with this place, people's pasts come back and ruin everything - Now now, boys. Don't let things get out of hand - Everyone thought I was cool, then you came along and took off the mask! What were you thinking? - Alright, I did look cool in that armor. It's true. But I had to save the world - Bah, you're just lucky I didn't kill you up on Mount Ordeals - You tried, but I was too powerful for you - You wanna go right now? - Any time, any place - Stop it! This isn't about fighting! Get out of here, both of you - Butt out, witch - Monped, be a dear and show these guys the door - *picks up a Cecil in each hand and tosses them out the window* - And they're outta here! - Sorry about that, folks. Let's hope that behavior doesn't run in the family, 'cause our next guest is none other than Golbez! - *steps out from behind the curtains* - Unlike Cecil, Golbez didn't ditch his neato armor after switching sides - I must apologize for my brother's behavior. He was always a little eccentric - Really? Do tell - Oh sure, he went on about this and that. Having to save the world, blah blah. I guess there was something to it though - Fascinating, really. But who cares? Golbez, as nice as your outfit is, didn't you promise you'd wear something special today? - Oh, right. Behold, my cape of doom! - Uh...? - It's what I wore when I was under a certain evil entity's control - Heh, those were the days - Anyway, check out what happens when I put it on - Ooooo - It increases my evil pressence two fold, giving me just enough to look like this - It's nice. But not very pretty - Who cares? I look awesome now. I bet if someone killed me I wouldn't even feel it - But this is a beauty pageant, so... - Hey Zeromous, you moron! Try and hurt me, I dare you - Oh, you don't want that - Chicken? I don't blame you - You asked for it. METEO! - *takes 9999 damage and fades away* - Ouch, I guess Golbez was a little overconfident - LOOK - Hah, that was good, but I'm still standing - That's nice and all, but could we please stop all this fighting? - Let me try again, I bet I can get you down to just a hand! - Take your best shot - That's it! SPARK! - Nimufu, please, that was hardly noticable - It's getting the job done - What...? *sniff* What's burning? Oh no, my cape of doom!! - Look, he's shrinking - Nooo...! - Now get outta here *knocks Golbez off the stage* - Ack - We're going to take a little break now. When we come back I'll try to find someone who won't start a ruckus - *holds up a sign saying "Clap For The Commercials"* Audience - Boo commercials! *jeers* - Monoped, did you hold up the wrong sign? - *shrugs and shows the sign to Nimufu* - Maybe you could 'encourage' them to show a little more enthusiasm for our sponsors - *raises fists* Audience - *cough* ... Yay, commercials! *claps wildly* - That's better! To be continued...
- Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen
- HI
- Yes, very good Fujin
- THANKYOU
- *cough* Right
- Here's Nimufu, looks like things are actually getting underway
- *holds up a sign saying "Cheer and Applaude"*
Audience - *cheers and applaudes*
- Thank you, thank you everyone! You're too kind! And let's have a hand for my loyal assistent monoped!
- *holds up a sign saying "Yeah, let's here it for me!"*
Audience - *polite applause*
- Let's get right down to it, time to introduce the first contestant: Cecil, king of Baron
- Hello, Nimufu
- Yes, welcome to the show, Cecil
- It's about time, I was waiting back there for what seemed like weeks. Is that any way to treat royalty?
- As you can tell, Cecil is very into his role as king. So much so that he's neglected such things as fashion for what must have been years
- *holds up a sign saying "Laugh!"*
Audience - *laughter*
- Hey! I earned my title, it was thanks to me that Zeromous was destroyed and peace was restored to the earth and moon
- He's right you know
- That's nice, dear. But this is a beauty pageant. This is MY beauty pageant, and right now you seem sub-par at best
- I don't have to take this abuse!
- Of course you do. So what've you got planned for us, mmm?
- Maybe I'll teach the viewers at home how to make diced witch
- *holds up a sign saying "Boo!"*
Audience - Boooooooo!
- Hah, is this what I have to look forward to?
- What're you doing here?
- Getting stuck in your pathetic shadow, as usual
- Looks like the Dark Knight Cecil wants his shot at the spotlight
- That's the trouble with this place, people's pasts come back and ruin everything
- Now now, boys. Don't let things get out of hand
- Everyone thought I was cool, then you came along and took off the mask! What were you thinking?
- Alright, I did look cool in that armor. It's true. But I had to save the world
- Bah, you're just lucky I didn't kill you up on Mount Ordeals
- You tried, but I was too powerful for you
- You wanna go right now?
- Any time, any place
- Stop it! This isn't about fighting! Get out of here, both of you
- Butt out, witch
- Monped, be a dear and show these guys the door
- *picks up a Cecil in each hand and tosses them out the window*
- And they're outta here!
- Sorry about that, folks. Let's hope that behavior doesn't run in the family, 'cause our next guest is none other than Golbez!
- *steps out from behind the curtains*
- Unlike Cecil, Golbez didn't ditch his neato armor after switching sides
- I must apologize for my brother's behavior. He was always a little eccentric
- Really? Do tell
- Oh sure, he went on about this and that. Having to save the world, blah blah. I guess there was something to it though
- Fascinating, really. But who cares? Golbez, as nice as your outfit is, didn't you promise you'd wear something special today?
- Oh, right. Behold, my cape of doom!
- Uh...?
- It's what I wore when I was under a certain evil entity's control
- Heh, those were the days
- Anyway, check out what happens when I put it on
- Ooooo
- It increases my evil pressence two fold, giving me just enough to look like this
- It's nice. But not very pretty
- Who cares? I look awesome now. I bet if someone killed me I wouldn't even feel it
- But this is a beauty pageant, so...
- Hey Zeromous, you moron! Try and hurt me, I dare you
- Oh, you don't want that
- Chicken? I don't blame you
- You asked for it. METEO!
- *takes 9999 damage and fades away*
- Ouch, I guess Golbez was a little overconfident
- LOOK
- Hah, that was good, but I'm still standing
- That's nice and all, but could we please stop all this fighting?
- Let me try again, I bet I can get you down to just a hand!
- Take your best shot
- That's it! SPARK!
- Nimufu, please, that was hardly noticable
- It's getting the job done
- What...? *sniff* What's burning? Oh no, my cape of doom!!
- Look, he's shrinking
- Nooo...!
- Now get outta here *knocks Golbez off the stage*
- Ack
- We're going to take a little break now. When we come back I'll try to find someone who won't start a ruckus
- *holds up a sign saying "Clap For The Commercials"*
Audience - Boo commercials! *jeers*
- Monoped, did you hold up the wrong sign?
- *shrugs and shows the sign to Nimufu*
- Maybe you could 'encourage' them to show a little more enthusiasm for our sponsors
- *raises fists*
Audience - *cough* ... Yay, commercials! *claps wildly*
- That's better!
To be continued...
