The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Two Commercial Break - Hello concerned viewers. - Hi! - Are you tired of the evil rule of Luca Blight? - I sure am - Don't you think that I, GARLAND! would make a much better king? - Amazing, that's just what I was thinking - So when the time comes, vote Garland for tyrant! - You've got my support - And when I say 'vote', I mean destroy all those who oppose me! - Hurray for Garland! - *breaks down the door* Ah ha, got you now - Uh oh, time to go. Remember, a vote for Garland is a vote for awesome! *dives out a window* - Hurry men, after him! - Yes sir! Hey - Wait for us...! - *follow Garland* - Come back, cowards *chases* - This commercial is over! *smashes the camera* Back to the pageant... - Hi everyone. It looks like Nimufu made a special effort to find someone without a fighting spirit - Presenting... Prince Edward of Damcyan! - *bows* - You can't do much better than that. Edward can't fight even when he tries - SPOONY - Despite being royalty, Edward really goes for the whole travelling bard deal - Well, it was that or sit around in a smashed up castle listening to the depressing music - Speaking of music, how about playing us a tune on your harp? - I'd be delighted - Of course you would, now get to it - *plays* - Boo, hiss! It hurtsss our brainsss! - Wow! YAY! This is great! - I'm glad you enjoy it - Huh? Oh, you're still here? Who cares! King Luca Blight has arrived! - *holds up a sign saying "You'd better make a big deal out of it or she'll have a fit* Audience - Hurray! All hail Luca Blight! - *walks towards the judging panel* - *follows Luca, guarding his back* - I'm so glad you could make it! (Vargas, get out of his seat!) - *pushes Vargas onto the floor* - Gah! - Thank you, everyone. Nimufu, how's the pageant going? - *bows down deep enough to lick the floor* It's perfect, now that you're here - Excellent *sits down* Well, don't let me delay things - Are you sure you don't want to participate? I can garuntee you'd take first place - Simply being a judge will suffice. Carry on - Yes sir! - Uh, can we get back to me now? - No, we've had enough of you, get lost - Aww... - *boots Edward off the stage* - Ouch! - Tell me about it - Now, drawing our Final Fantasy Four competitors to a close, here's Kain! - *leaps onto the stage* - Yay Kain! Woooo! - Kain seems to have at least one friend among the judges - That's odd, he did help kill her - Maybe there was something about the way he kept jumping on her - Uhm, I don't think that's- - AHEM - Let's get back to the pageant, shall we? - Right, right, of course - Kain is obviously a dragoon, but there's more to him than his outfit - That's right, I can jump really high too! *leaps into the air* - Alright! Go Kain go! - I didn't mean jumping... get back down here Kain's voice - You'll, uh... have to give me a minute - How high can you get? There is a ceiling you know - That doesn't seem to stop him - Gribbit, it affects my leap slash. Mayhaps Sir Kain can teach me a few tricks - Hey froggy, I thought I told you not to bother showing up? - Surely viewing the events is allowed - If you must... but don't sit so close to the front. You freak me out - Hmph. *hops towards the back* - Kain's certainly taking his time up there - I think he's just holding on to part of the ceiling - Get down here already! Kain's voice - I need something soft to land on, like a monster or somebody - How about Vargas? He's not doing anything important now - Hey! - Don't be a spoilsport, it probably won't hurt too much - Forget it Kain's voice - Well find something, I'm coming down...! - Hmm... - I'll save you! *jumps up on stage* - Yah! *lands on Valvalis* - What'd I tell you? - ... - Ouch... *is knocked out* - Whoops - Now look what you've done, we need a new judge - Gee, I wonder who you should pick? - Good idea Vargas, would you like to be a judge Beatrix? - If that is your desire, ma'am - Today just isn't my day... - As for you, Kain. You're just lucky you look so hot underneath that helmet - I'd better quit while I'm ahead then. Farewell! *leaps away* - No, that was your cue to take your helmet off...! Aw, nuts - And Kain is the first contestant to leave the stage under his own power - That wraps it up for the men of FF4, next up will be the guys of Final Fantasy Five To be continued...
The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Two
Commercial Break
- Hello concerned viewers.
- Hi!
- Are you tired of the evil rule of Luca Blight?
- I sure am
- Don't you think that I, GARLAND! would make a much better king?
- Amazing, that's just what I was thinking
- So when the time comes, vote Garland for tyrant!
- You've got my support
- And when I say 'vote', I mean destroy all those who oppose me!
- Hurray for Garland!
- *breaks down the door* Ah ha, got you now
- Uh oh, time to go. Remember, a vote for Garland is a vote for awesome! *dives out a window*
- Hurry men, after him!
- Yes sir!
Hey
- Wait for us...!
- *follow Garland*
- Come back, cowards *chases*
- This commercial is over! *smashes the camera*
Back to the pageant...
- Hi everyone. It looks like Nimufu made a special effort to find someone without a fighting spirit
- Presenting... Prince Edward of Damcyan!
- *bows*
- You can't do much better than that. Edward can't fight even when he tries
- SPOONY
- Despite being royalty, Edward really goes for the whole travelling bard deal
- Well, it was that or sit around in a smashed up castle listening to the depressing music
- Speaking of music, how about playing us a tune on your harp?
- I'd be delighted
- Of course you would, now get to it
- *plays* - Boo, hiss! It hurtsss our brainsss! - Wow! YAY! This is great! - I'm glad you enjoy it - Huh? Oh, you're still here? Who cares! King Luca Blight has arrived! - *holds up a sign saying "You'd better make a big deal out of it or she'll have a fit* Audience - Hurray! All hail Luca Blight! - *walks towards the judging panel* - *follows Luca, guarding his back* - I'm so glad you could make it! (Vargas, get out of his seat!) - *pushes Vargas onto the floor* - Gah! - Thank you, everyone. Nimufu, how's the pageant going? - *bows down deep enough to lick the floor* It's perfect, now that you're here - Excellent *sits down* Well, don't let me delay things - Are you sure you don't want to participate? I can garuntee you'd take first place - Simply being a judge will suffice. Carry on - Yes sir! - Uh, can we get back to me now? - No, we've had enough of you, get lost - Aww... - *boots Edward off the stage* - Ouch! - Tell me about it - Now, drawing our Final Fantasy Four competitors to a close, here's Kain! - *leaps onto the stage* - Yay Kain! Woooo! - Kain seems to have at least one friend among the judges - That's odd, he did help kill her - Maybe there was something about the way he kept jumping on her - Uhm, I don't think that's- - AHEM - Let's get back to the pageant, shall we? - Right, right, of course - Kain is obviously a dragoon, but there's more to him than his outfit - That's right, I can jump really high too! *leaps into the air* - Alright! Go Kain go! - I didn't mean jumping... get back down here Kain's voice - You'll, uh... have to give me a minute - How high can you get? There is a ceiling you know - That doesn't seem to stop him - Gribbit, it affects my leap slash. Mayhaps Sir Kain can teach me a few tricks - Hey froggy, I thought I told you not to bother showing up? - Surely viewing the events is allowed - If you must... but don't sit so close to the front. You freak me out - Hmph. *hops towards the back* - Kain's certainly taking his time up there - I think he's just holding on to part of the ceiling - Get down here already! Kain's voice - I need something soft to land on, like a monster or somebody - How about Vargas? He's not doing anything important now - Hey! - Don't be a spoilsport, it probably won't hurt too much - Forget it Kain's voice - Well find something, I'm coming down...! - Hmm... - I'll save you! *jumps up on stage* - Yah! *lands on Valvalis* - What'd I tell you? - ... - Ouch... *is knocked out* - Whoops - Now look what you've done, we need a new judge - Gee, I wonder who you should pick? - Good idea Vargas, would you like to be a judge Beatrix? - If that is your desire, ma'am - Today just isn't my day... - As for you, Kain. You're just lucky you look so hot underneath that helmet - I'd better quit while I'm ahead then. Farewell! *leaps away* - No, that was your cue to take your helmet off...! Aw, nuts - And Kain is the first contestant to leave the stage under his own power - That wraps it up for the men of FF4, next up will be the guys of Final Fantasy Five To be continued...
- Boo, hiss! It hurtsss our brainsss!
- Wow! YAY! This is great!
- I'm glad you enjoy it
- Huh? Oh, you're still here? Who cares! King Luca Blight has arrived!
- *holds up a sign saying "You'd better make a big deal out of it or she'll have a fit*
Audience - Hurray! All hail Luca Blight!
- *walks towards the judging panel*
- *follows Luca, guarding his back*
- I'm so glad you could make it! (Vargas, get out of his seat!)
- *pushes Vargas onto the floor*
- Gah!
- Thank you, everyone. Nimufu, how's the pageant going?
- *bows down deep enough to lick the floor* It's perfect, now that you're here
- Excellent *sits down* Well, don't let me delay things
- Are you sure you don't want to participate? I can garuntee you'd take first place
- Simply being a judge will suffice. Carry on
- Uh, can we get back to me now?
- No, we've had enough of you, get lost
- Aww...
- *boots Edward off the stage*
- Ouch!
- Tell me about it
- Now, drawing our Final Fantasy Four competitors to a close, here's Kain!
- *leaps onto the stage*
- Yay Kain! Woooo!
- Kain seems to have at least one friend among the judges
- That's odd, he did help kill her
- Maybe there was something about the way he kept jumping on her
- Uhm, I don't think that's-
- AHEM
- Let's get back to the pageant, shall we?
- Right, right, of course
- Kain is obviously a dragoon, but there's more to him than his outfit
- That's right, I can jump really high too! *leaps into the air*
- Alright! Go Kain go!
- I didn't mean jumping... get back down here
Kain's voice - You'll, uh... have to give me a minute
- How high can you get? There is a ceiling you know
- That doesn't seem to stop him
- Gribbit, it affects my leap slash. Mayhaps Sir Kain can teach me a few tricks
- Hey froggy, I thought I told you not to bother showing up?
- Surely viewing the events is allowed
- If you must... but don't sit so close to the front. You freak me out
- Hmph. *hops towards the back*
- Kain's certainly taking his time up there
- I think he's just holding on to part of the ceiling
- Get down here already!
Kain's voice - I need something soft to land on, like a monster or somebody
- How about Vargas? He's not doing anything important now
- Hey!
- Don't be a spoilsport, it probably won't hurt too much
- Forget it
Kain's voice - Well find something, I'm coming down...!
- Hmm...
- I'll save you! *jumps up on stage*
- Yah! *lands on Valvalis*
- What'd I tell you?
- ...
- Ouch... *is knocked out*
- Whoops
- Now look what you've done, we need a new judge
- Gee, I wonder who you should pick?
- Good idea Vargas, would you like to be a judge Beatrix?
- If that is your desire, ma'am
- Today just isn't my day...
- As for you, Kain. You're just lucky you look so hot underneath that helmet
- I'd better quit while I'm ahead then. Farewell! *leaps away*
- No, that was your cue to take your helmet off...! Aw, nuts
- And Kain is the first contestant to leave the stage under his own power
- That wraps it up for the men of FF4, next up will be the guys of Final Fantasy Five
To be continued...
