The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Four - When we left off, Locke had proposed marriage to Celes! What will happen next? Will she accept? Will she break his heart? Let's watch and find out! - Oh Locke, I- - Not so fast, Celes you said you'd marry me - I didn't! That was a ploy, remember? - Nevertheless, I won't let you slip away from me again - Besides, Locke belongs with me! - Maybe you guys should sort this out with a coin toss - Here Celes, use this one - Oh brother, not that coin?! - Hold on everyone...! - I'm back, and ready for my FFVI debut - What are you talking abotu Gogo? You were just on - That was for FFV, now it's FFVI time - Get out of here! Monoped, crush 'em! - Grawl *advances on Gogo* - STOP EVERYONE! Let Celes answer - I need some time to think about this, it's all so sudden - What are you talking about? It's taken nine years to get this far - Even so - Hey, you can't leave us hanging like that - Yeah! - It's kind of an important decision you know - She's right, let's give her some time - Thanks... - Ok, times up! - Gah?! - I can get my monoped to squeeze the answer out of you - ... - ULTIMA! - Grack...! *dies* - Monoped!! - Anyone else want to force my hand? - That's it, honey, time to take you out - Come on then - Quake! - Urk...! FLARE! - Hah! *hits the spell back with her staff* - Celes...! - *holds her sword into the air* Runic Blade! *converts the attack back into MP* - Wow, what a fight! At this rate, it's never going to end - So why don't you want to marry him? - I never said I didn't - So you accept? - I didn't say that either - This is your last chance... - I'm not worried - Spark! *shoots the ceiling* - Gwahaha! What are you aiming at, fool? - Uh oh - Celes, look out! - *looks up* Well s- *gets crushed by the collapsing ceiling* - Well that was fun! Clean up crew, get rid of the rubble would you? - One thing after a kupo 'nother! I thought this job would be easy! - *shrugs* - Now, Setzer, you're next - Uh, do you think Celes is going to be ok? - She's fine, RPG characters never really die - Except in cut scenes - Or certain battles - Not here they don't - Ewww! Kupo! What a mess - So, Setzer, tell us about yourself! - I'm the captain of the only airship in the world - What are you talking about? I've got two airships - And a giant whale - I thought the Highwind was the only airship? And Cid's the captain of it - Yeah, we found this ancient airship and Cid fixed it up. But he didn't actually fly it - Of course I did! I built that ship myself, only I can fly it - Does this ship have the standred mist engine or is it steam powered? - All of you shut up! I'm talking about the only airship in my world - Actually the Falcon belongs to me - (but the Falcon's the ship we stole from Golbez...!) - D-Daryl...! - That's right Setzer, I'm taking my ship back - But the Black Jack's grounded - Not my problem, love *exits and flies off in her ship* - Crud - Setzer, you were saying? - Uh... I am the pilot of the world's only casino? It used to be an airship - Fascinating I'm sure - I helped save the world once - Who hasn't? - I can attack people with dice - Like Cait Sith? - Ugh, don't put me in the same category as him - Hey! - I can also equip cards as weapons - Like Gambit? - ... I throw darts, does anyone else do that? - Dart players - Well how about my coin toss ability?! - Any Samurai worth their salt knows that trick - My slots... - Cait Sith again - Shut up! - No need to get uppity, hon - I've had enough, I'm outta here - You only had to ask *blasts Setzer through a wall* - OUCH - Yeah, that's got to hurt - Your turn, Edgar - Finally, my chance to shine! - He may look like a twit, but Edgar's also the king of Figaro, and not half-ugly either - Uh, thanks - In fact, it's only his ingratiating yet annoying personality which makes him strike out with the ladies - Hey! - TRUE - This time I'm going to take a page out of Locke's book, Terra... will you marry me?! - No - Not even a little bit? - Nope - Aww... - Don't feel bad, it doesn't seem to have worked for Locke either - Maybe if you hadn't killed Celes... - Nevermind that, and get out of here. Shadow is our last contestant from Final Fantasy Six - *bows* - Shadow is a cool ninja-like warrior. But hey, look! *tears Shadow's outfit off* - What the? - See? He's really Clyde, an infamous train robber - Nooo! I've been found out! - Ah ha! - Baram...? - I told you to kill me, but you ran instead! - Well it's not easy to kill your best friend - I'm ok now, so where's my half of the loot? - Uh... - ... Dad?! Is that you? - Relm... - We were fighting Kefka together and you never bothered to tell me who you were?! - It was complicated - Couldn't you have just said "By the way, Relm, I'm your father who skipped out on you and your mother"? - Let's get him! - Yeah! - I'll get you for this, Nimufu! You haven't heard the last of Sha- I mean... Clyde! *leaps away* - *run after Clyde* - Well that was fun. We'll be right back after these messages!
The Fourth Annual Beauty Pageant Part Four
- When we left off, Locke had proposed marriage to Celes! What will happen next? Will she accept? Will she break his heart? Let's watch and find out!
- Oh Locke, I-
- Not so fast, Celes you said you'd marry me
- I didn't! That was a ploy, remember?
- Nevertheless, I won't let you slip away from me again
- Besides, Locke belongs with me!
- Maybe you guys should sort this out with a coin toss
- Here Celes, use this one
- Oh brother, not that coin?!
- Hold on everyone...!
- I'm back, and ready for my FFVI debut
- What are you talking abotu Gogo? You were just on
- That was for FFV, now it's FFVI time
- Get out of here! Monoped, crush 'em!
- Grawl *advances on Gogo*
- STOP EVERYONE! Let Celes answer
- I need some time to think about this, it's all so sudden
- What are you talking about? It's taken nine years to get this far
- Even so
- Hey, you can't leave us hanging like that
- Yeah!
- It's kind of an important decision you know
- She's right, let's give her some time
- Thanks...
- Ok, times up!
- Gah?!
- I can get my monoped to squeeze the answer out of you
- ...
- ULTIMA!
- Grack...! *dies*
- Monoped!!
- Anyone else want to force my hand?
- That's it, honey, time to take you out
- Come on then
- Quake!
- Urk...! FLARE!
- Hah! *hits the spell back with her staff*
- Celes...!
- *holds her sword into the air* Runic Blade! *converts the attack back into MP*
- Wow, what a fight! At this rate, it's never going to end
- So why don't you want to marry him?
- I never said I didn't
- So you accept?
- I didn't say that either
- This is your last chance...
- I'm not worried
- Spark! *shoots the ceiling*
- Gwahaha! What are you aiming at, fool?
- Uh oh
- Celes, look out!
- *looks up* Well s- *gets crushed by the collapsing ceiling*
- Well that was fun! Clean up crew, get rid of the rubble would you?
- One thing after a kupo 'nother! I thought this job would be easy!
- *shrugs*
- Now, Setzer, you're next
- Uh, do you think Celes is going to be ok?
- She's fine, RPG characters never really die
- Except in cut scenes
- Or certain battles
- Not here they don't
- Ewww! Kupo! What a mess
- So, Setzer, tell us about yourself!
- I'm the captain of the only airship in the world
- What are you talking about? I've got two airships
- And a giant whale
- I thought the Highwind was the only airship? And Cid's the captain of it
- Yeah, we found this ancient airship and Cid fixed it up. But he didn't actually fly it
- Of course I did! I built that ship myself, only I can fly it
- Does this ship have the standred mist engine or is it steam powered?
- All of you shut up! I'm talking about the only airship in my world
- Actually the Falcon belongs to me
- (but the Falcon's the ship we stole from Golbez...!)
- D-Daryl...!
- That's right Setzer, I'm taking my ship back
- But the Black Jack's grounded
- Not my problem, love *exits and flies off in her ship*
- Crud
- Setzer, you were saying?
- Uh... I am the pilot of the world's only casino? It used to be an airship
- Fascinating I'm sure
- I helped save the world once
- Who hasn't?
- I can attack people with dice
- Like Cait Sith?
- Ugh, don't put me in the same category as him
- Hey!
- I can also equip cards as weapons
- Like Gambit?
- ... I throw darts, does anyone else do that?
- Dart players
- Well how about my coin toss ability?!
- Any Samurai worth their salt knows that trick
- My slots...
- Cait Sith again
- Shut up!
- No need to get uppity, hon
- I've had enough, I'm outta here
- You only had to ask *blasts Setzer through a wall*
- OUCH
- Yeah, that's got to hurt
- Your turn, Edgar
- Finally, my chance to shine!
- He may look like a twit, but Edgar's also the king of Figaro, and not half-ugly either
- Uh, thanks
- In fact, it's only his ingratiating yet annoying personality which makes him strike out with the ladies
- TRUE
- This time I'm going to take a page out of Locke's book, Terra... will you marry me?!
- No
- Not even a little bit?
- Nope
- Aww...
- Don't feel bad, it doesn't seem to have worked for Locke either
- Maybe if you hadn't killed Celes...
- Nevermind that, and get out of here. Shadow is our last contestant from Final Fantasy Six
- *bows*
- Shadow is a cool ninja-like warrior. But hey, look! *tears Shadow's outfit off*
- What the?
- See? He's really Clyde, an infamous train robber
- Nooo! I've been found out!
- Ah ha!
- Baram...?
- I told you to kill me, but you ran instead!
- Well it's not easy to kill your best friend
- I'm ok now, so where's my half of the loot?
- Uh...
- ... Dad?! Is that you?
- Relm...
- We were fighting Kefka together and you never bothered to tell me who you were?!
- It was complicated
- Couldn't you have just said "By the way, Relm, I'm your father who skipped out on you and your mother"?
- Let's get him!
- I'll get you for this, Nimufu! You haven't heard the last of Sha- I mean... Clyde! *leaps away*
- *run after Clyde*
- Well that was fun. We'll be right back after these messages!
