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- Now then, where did I leave my beating stick?

- Uhhhh...

- Hello there, have you seen a large wooden staff?

- Yeesss...

- Really? Can you show me where it is?

- Noo...

- Oh I see, it's like that then. We'll have to fight

- Ugaa!

- *begins casting meteo*

- *whistles*

- You'd better do something, once this spell goes off you'll be history

- *shrugs*

- *still chanting* I'm serious

- *hits FuSoYa over the head*

- Ouch! That's better

- Heh-heh-heh

- *continues casting*

- Man... still alive?!

- METEO!

- Gwahh...! *dies*

- Winner: Umaro

- I warned you

- ...

- Now then, Life!

- Uhhh?

- Take me to my stick

- Ugaa... *hands FuSoYa his staff*

- Good man. Now then, I'll be off...

- Nooo...

- Now what?

- *tackles FuSoYa*

- Oof! *dies*

- I meant... Winner: Umaro

- Umaro always wins!

- So, sasquatch, it seems our paths have crossed once more

- Spoony bard?!

- So thou dost persist in referring to me

- NOOOO-OOOO-OOOO!! *runs around in circles*

- Thy new past-time appears to be the maltreatment of our fair city's senior citizens

- *blinks*

- I said you like to pick on old people

- Paint... girl?

- That's Paintet to you, evil-doer!

- Yes my faithful sidekick, pray show this ne're-do-well the error of his ways!

- You got it *paints Umaro's portrait*

- Ugaa!! *attacks the real Umaro*

- Bwahhh... *dies again*

- Good work Paintet! Now come, the night is still young!

- You got it, Bardman!

- Winner: Bardman. I mean... Paintet? Oh who cares?