: And over here is the Retirement Home for Has-been Heros, to your right you will see the Opera House, which is now presenting the play 'Loveless'

: Yes, yes; very interesting

: Now, we come to the final part of the tour, the statue of Kefka

: ...

: Ah ha!

: And that concludes the-

: Foolish girl! I meerely used you to find Kefka; my greatest foe. I never cared at all about your touring or your guiding!

: Uh, whatever; you paid me in advance, so I'll just be on my way *walks off*

: Good riddance, wench. So, Kefka! At last we meet

: ...

: Oh, is that how you're going to be? Ignoring me? I'll show you! *slaps Kefka*

: ...

: Ow, my hand! Grr... well they did say you were tough, but no matter! Once I defeat you, this realm will be mine!

: ...

: I see I've left you speechless, with my daring brilliance *poses*

: *rises up*

: What trickery is this?!

: You fool! Kefka has been defeated; he no longer rules here. You've been talking to his petrified remains

: Ah ha, a devious ploy; but I shall not be fooled. I will knock you all down!

: Uh... yeah... ok

: *attacks the tower of Kefka*

: er...

: Why don't you fall?! ... oh right, my horribly low attack power

: That's right, now please just move along

: *pulls out an axe and begins chopping at the tower*

: *sighs* That's not going to work

: And why not? *keeps chopping*

: Well for one thing, it's plastic

: The metal ones are so heavy

: Ok, I think I'm just going to smite you now... or we are; this is a little confusing with so many parts

: *setting explosives around the base of the tower* Sorry, pardon me; what?

: We are going to smash you, or I am; something like that

: *stringing out wire from the explosives to a detonator* You seem to have some sort of psychological problems

: Well it's just that I'm a mass of bodies... I'm not even supposed to talk, really

: *takes cover behind a rock* And how does that make you feel?

: *sniffs* It makes me/us sad

: Fascinating *detonates the explosives*

: Hey, what the...? *begins to fall over*

: This fight has two possible endings, this is the one I chose

: No, no! Wrong direction!!

: *falls on Garland and crushes him*

: Winner: Kefka : ...

: And this is the other possiblity

: Yes, yes!

: *falls over onto Kefka*

: Winner: Garland : Wait, who are you?

: I run things around here

: Nooo, my entire plans... all for naught!

: So just go with the one you prefer