Cecil vs Gau

: Poopy poo poo rassem frassem... *Muttering to self*

: Blah!! *Tackles Cecil*

: Ack! Aw! Get it off me!!!

: Gau! *Jumps off*

: What in the-?

: Roar!! *Roars*

: That's it! You're toast!

: No, me Gau! Where Mr. Thou?

: *Slices at Gau... manages to cut his ripped up clothes*

: Grrrraaawwh! *Rages*

: Hahaha! *Gloats*

: !!!!!!!! *Launches himself at Cecil, kicking, biting and scratching*

: Ack! No! Eek! Stop!

: *Jumps back*

: *Pants*

: *Uses his newly learned Dark Knight Rage*

: ???

: Dark Wave!

: Yarrg!

: ?! Hurt Gau too!

: You'll pay for that! *charges*

: *Trips Cecil*

: *Falls in the mud*

: *Laughs*

: *Cries*

Judge: .... *Shakes head in disgust*

: *Runs off*

: Wha...? Stands up

: *Runs back*

: Where'd you go?

: Gau get shiny! Shiny shiny! *Pulls out a sword*

: Ha! Like an inexperianced rookie like you could be me, the master of the dark sword!

Judge: And now, an excerpt from "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court" by Mark Twain: "The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot." Good book, now back to the fight

: *Waves the sword wildly*

: !! *Desperatly tries to counter every thrust*

: *Accidentally manages to run Cecil through*

: !!!!!? How.... *Falls over*

: Gau!!

: .... but... how....

Winner: Gau
: Shiny shiny shiny!