Kain and Cecil Vs Sabin and Edgar (Thanks to MaxxMaverick for this request) - Alright bro, ready to kick some butt? - You know it - Hah, you won't stand a chance - Yeah, not against Dark Knight Cecil! - Big talk, now let's see what you've got - Wait! - What do you want? - The request had these comments: - Make it a tag team match please. - A what? - Wait, you mean... like wrestling? - I guess so. In that case, we'll need a ref! - POP! *magically appears* - And some attractive managers for the teams - POOF! - PUFF! - Plus the announcer - Oh YEAH! - And maybe some dip to help him - Uhhh... - Oh no - Can we get on with the fight or what? - Sure thing *rings the bell* - Yah! *swings his sword at Edgar* - Hey, no weapons! - You've got to be kidding - It's in the rules, you wouldn't want to be disqualified would you? - ... fine *drops his sword* - *throws away his lance* - *also throws away his lance* - *takes off his claws* Hehe, I've got a good feeling about this - *punches Cecil* - Ouch! - Edgar leads off the fight with a sharp right hook! - Uhh - Well put, my hairy co-announcer - *tags Kain* - *jumps on Edgar* - Oof! Help me, Sabin! - I can't, you've got to tag me in - *bodyslams Edgar* - Argh... - Edgar's down! Kain's climbing to the top turn-buckle! Could this be the end? - Ugah - I told you not to eat your pen - Yah! *jumps off the top rope* - Ha! *moves out of the way just in time* - Grack! *slams hard onto the mat* - Oooh! Edgar was playing possum all along! Kain's hurt, can Edgar make the tag in time! - Hey ref, look at me! I'm jumping up and down! - What?! I'd better argue with you about that instead of paying attention to the fight - *jumps in and drags Edgar away from Sabin's corner* - Hey, you can't do tha- GACK - *starts choking Edgar* - Oh what a travesty! If only the ref could see what was happening - *double team Edgar* - Oof! Ugh! Ack! Gah! - I don't want to see you jumping up and down ever again! - What, like this? *jumps up and down* - Ooooh! - Sabin..! Ouch! Help...! Urk! Me! - This has gone too far! *jumps into the ring* - Yay, go Sabin go! - You foolish ref, pay attention to the match! They're cheating! - *turns around* Hey! You can't be in here! - But they were...! *gets pushed back to the corner* - *double team Edgar some more* - How much punishment can Edgar take?? - ...gugh... - Next time you decide to eat a chair, make sure it's in managable bites... oaf - Come on Edgar! If you tag in Sabin... uh... you can take me dancing - WOOCHA! *drop kicks Cecil* - Ack...! - *throws a punch at Edgar* - *catches Kain's fist* - Uh oh - *clothes-lines Kain* - Urgh...! - Terra, here I come! *runs over and tags in Sabin* - Here's what we've been waiting for! The crowd's going nuts! - *jumps into the ring* - We can take him together - Yeah, he can't stop us both - *grabs Kain and suplexes him* - Or... maybe he can... - Woah! I've never seen a vertical suplex quite like that before! He jumped ten feet into the air - *bumrushes Cecil* - - Wow, I don't even know if that's a regulation move - Alright Sabin, yeah! ... get away from me Edgar - But you promised! - Ugh, later! - We're going to win, whatever it takes! *taps the Ref on the back of the head* - OH NO! I have fallen! *is knocked out* - The ref is down! Anything could happen now - *runs in and hits Sabin with a chair* Bwahaha! Sweet vengence! - ... - Sabin's out! Could this be the end? - *covers Sabin* - Ugh... I'm ok now... I'll assume nothing happend while I was out - Come on, ref! - Oh! 1! 2! 3! - The match is over! If only the ref knew what had happend! But, there's nothing we can do about it - Nope, not at all - Winners: Kain and Cecil - Hey, that's my line!
Kain and Cecil Vs Sabin and Edgar
- Alright bro, ready to kick some butt?
- You know it
- Hah, you won't stand a chance
- Yeah, not against Dark Knight Cecil!
- Big talk, now let's see what you've got
- Wait!
- What do you want?
- The request had these comments:
- Make it a tag team match please.
- A what?
- Wait, you mean... like wrestling?
- I guess so. In that case, we'll need a ref!
- POP! *magically appears*
- And some attractive managers for the teams
- POOF!
- PUFF!
- Plus the announcer
- Oh YEAH!
- And maybe some dip to help him
- Uhhh...
- Oh no
- Can we get on with the fight or what?
- Sure thing *rings the bell*
- Yah! *swings his sword at Edgar*
- Hey, no weapons!
- You've got to be kidding
- It's in the rules, you wouldn't want to be disqualified would you?
- ... fine *drops his sword*
- *throws away his lance*
- *also throws away his lance*
- *takes off his claws* Hehe, I've got a good feeling about this
- *punches Cecil*
- Ouch!
- Edgar leads off the fight with a sharp right hook!
- Uhh
- Well put, my hairy co-announcer
- *tags Kain*
- *jumps on Edgar*
- Oof! Help me, Sabin!
- I can't, you've got to tag me in
- *bodyslams Edgar*
- Argh...
- Edgar's down! Kain's climbing to the top turn-buckle! Could this be the end?
- Ugah
- I told you not to eat your pen
- Yah! *jumps off the top rope*
- Ha! *moves out of the way just in time*
- Grack! *slams hard onto the mat*
- Oooh! Edgar was playing possum all along! Kain's hurt, can Edgar make the tag in time!
- Hey ref, look at me! I'm jumping up and down!
- What?! I'd better argue with you about that instead of paying attention to the fight
- *jumps in and drags Edgar away from Sabin's corner*
- Hey, you can't do tha- GACK
- *starts choking Edgar*
- Oh what a travesty! If only the ref could see what was happening
- *double team Edgar*
- Oof! Ugh! Ack! Gah!
- I don't want to see you jumping up and down ever again!
- What, like this? *jumps up and down*
- Ooooh!
- Sabin..! Ouch! Help...! Urk! Me!
- This has gone too far! *jumps into the ring*
- Yay, go Sabin go!
- You foolish ref, pay attention to the match! They're cheating!
- *turns around* Hey! You can't be in here!
- But they were...! *gets pushed back to the corner*
- *double team Edgar some more*
- How much punishment can Edgar take??
- ...gugh...
- Next time you decide to eat a chair, make sure it's in managable bites... oaf
- Come on Edgar! If you tag in Sabin... uh... you can take me dancing
- WOOCHA! *drop kicks Cecil*
- Ack...!
- *throws a punch at Edgar*
- *catches Kain's fist*
- Uh oh
- *clothes-lines Kain*
- Urgh...!
- Terra, here I come! *runs over and tags in Sabin*
- Here's what we've been waiting for! The crowd's going nuts!
- *jumps into the ring*
- We can take him together
- Yeah, he can't stop us both
- *grabs Kain and suplexes him*
- Or... maybe he can...
- Woah! I've never seen a vertical suplex quite like that before! He jumped ten feet into the air
- *bumrushes Cecil*
-
- Wow, I don't even know if that's a regulation move
- Alright Sabin, yeah! ... get away from me Edgar
- But you promised!
- Ugh, later!
- We're going to win, whatever it takes! *taps the Ref on the back of the head*
- OH NO! I have fallen! *is knocked out*
- The ref is down! Anything could happen now
- *runs in and hits Sabin with a chair* Bwahaha! Sweet vengence!
- ...
- Sabin's out! Could this be the end?
- *covers Sabin*
- Ugh... I'm ok now... I'll assume nothing happend while I was out
- Come on, ref!
- Oh! 1! 2! 3!
- The match is over! If only the ref knew what had happend! But, there's nothing we can do about it
- Nope, not at all
- Winners: Kain and Cecil
- Hey, that's my line!
