: So bored... This sucks! I was supposed to destroy the world!

: Grr... so why didn't you?

: Do you know how much work it takes? All I've got is a crappy, unpopular website!

: What did you want with it in the first place?

: I don't know! It's been a year... and I haven't gotten anywhere!

: Hey Kefka... where's the beauty pagent?

: What? It's where it always is

: This year's pagent! It's annual you know!

: ...

: ...?

: ...!

: ???

: Damn it! I quit!

: You can't quit, this is your site now

: ... then I give it to you! Yeah!

: You can't give it to me, I'm just a .gif you know

: Alright, I guess I'll have to give it back to...

: La la la...

: You!

: Me?

: Yes!

: No! Too much work! *runs away*

: Mwa ha! You'll take it back, now! Or I'll kill you again! *chases*

: ...

: ...

: ...

: So... wanna fight?

: Naw

: Kay. *twiddles fingers*

And the moral of the story is: This is why there aren't any updates on the site