Kino Vs. The Multiverse

: Uh, hey; Kino... can I talk to you for a moment?

: You want to see Kino?

: Yeah, about that fight you did...

: Yes! You like? Want Kino to do more??

: No! I mean... NO!

: ...

: Well, it seems your directorial debut was not met with much good will

: ...? What?

: No one likes you, they want you to die horribly

: Oh...

: Yup. So, nice knowing you and all; bye! *runs off*

: *step up*

: Hi!

: We're your chosen destroyers for the evening

: Oh...

: MEGAFLARE! *burns Kino*

: *is burnt*

: *throws Mega Gato at Kino*

: MEGA GATO FLYING TACKLE!!! *slams into Kino*

: *dies*

: Easy fight!

: *leave*

: *show up*

: ...

: D'wah, we're too late!

: Alas, and I had hoped to make him pay for that horrible embarrassment

: Bah, he was not worthy enough for me to smite

: *beep*

: *walk by*

: What happend here?

: Hi

: Hey, it's Kino! ... and he's dead

: Hey, Cloud; do you have a life spell?

: Yeah

: Use it on Kino! Then we can all smite him!

: Life2!

: What happen...?

: Let's get him!

: Wait!!

: What?

: *blip* Out of the way

: No, I won't let you hurt Kino anymore! Don't you see? All he wanted, was to make people happy. He was so full of energy, hope and excitement; he thought he could do a good fight for everyone to enjoy. How dare you, all of you... Kino never wanted to hurt or harm anyone!

: ...

: He's right

: Hi

: Let's get him anyway! *maul Kino*

: Gah! *pushed out of the way*

: Oh my...

: Hi

: Hey, what's going on over here?

: An angry mob is dismembering Kino...

: Cool! *joins the action*

TIME PASSES

: Alas, Kino...

The End

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