Seymour Vs Kuja (Requested by ZUH) Blight HQ Vault - I'm hooome! - *hummm* - Hello precious, did you miss me? - *humm* - Of course you did. Now... where did Kino go? - Perhaps I will be able to enlighten you regarding the disapperance of your primitive friend - Seymour?! - Yes, Kuja. Surely you have not forgotten me? - But... you were absorbed by the dark crystal! It was one of the first experiments... - That's right. Thanks to your incompetence my very life force was eaten by your precious dark crystal - I apologize, we weren't quite sure how it worked at the time... - Of course. It is a small matter, no hard feelings - Well, uh, welcome back then! - Do you know what it's like inside the dark crystal, Kuja? - Can't say that I do - It is like being torn apart, piece by piece. Atom by atom. For all of eternity - I'm not really familiar with how that would feel, either - Bad. It feels very bad - So when you said "No hard feelings"...? - Yes, that was sarcasm - It didn't sound like sarcasm - Then pretend I didn't say it - ... right - Now, since you are unfamiliar with the sensations I was referring to, allow me grant you a first hand demonstration - You don't know how to control the dark crystal...! - You'd be amazed what you can learn about a device while dwelling inside of it - Ah - Why, perhaps even Kino will someday gain enough understanding into his primate-like cerebrum to free himself. In exchange for another's life force, of course, as I did - I don't know, he can be fairly dense - But it shouldn't take you more than a few months, I'm sure - Surely. *heads discreetly towards the dark crystal* After all, I am brilliant. And handsome as well. Not to mention powerful - Then again, it does feel much longer, on the inside - I am sure that it does... *backs up against the crystal* - You wouldn't be trying to steal my memories, would you Kuja? - Why, perish the thought Seymour! - Precisely, for the crystal is attuned to me now, and will obey no other - You're lying - Try me - Dark Crystal, I command you! Take this fool's memories! GO! - ... - You see? It is useless - I'll simply do things the old fashioned way, and use your soul itself to command the crystal! Thundaga! - Urk! Cowardly, Kuja! Very underhanded... but it won't help you... FIRAGA! - Is that all you've got? I was expecting more, Seymour! *casts Reflect on himself* - WATERGA! ... oops - *waves as the magical attack bounces back* - Argh... - Hmmph *casts Demi on Seymour* - *stumbles and falls to one knee* - Giving up already? - Not... yet... ULTIMA! - Oof! *gets thrown against the wall* - How's that? - Hahaha, you call that "Ultima"? - I do, and what of it? - We're both still standing, the dark crystal wasn't even scratched - ... - Let me show you how a real man casts Ultima - Not so fast; Crystal! Seal his magic! - Vrrrrraaaaaaaam - No! - Drain his power! Imprison him as you did to me! - Vrraaaaa-aaah-aaaaa-mmmm-mm... - !! - ...? - Doink... *shuts down* - I'm dissapointed in you - I don't... understand...?! - The dark crystal is clearly beyond your intellect - No... there was a force inside, stopping me - Surely you don't mean...? - It must have been! Kino has exerted control over the crystal! - Well in that case, I have no use for you whatsoever - Wait! - No. FLARESTAR! *blasts Seymour* - Y... y-you... f-f... fool! *collapses* - Winner: Kuja - Chancellor! What are you doing here? - Judging, of course - It didn't occur to you to help me? - A proper judge is impartial - You stupid- - What was that? - Nothing, sir
Seymour Vs Kuja
Blight HQ Vault
- I'm hooome!
- *hummm*
- Hello precious, did you miss me?
- *humm*
- Of course you did. Now... where did Kino go?
- Perhaps I will be able to enlighten you regarding the disapperance of your primitive friend
- Seymour?!
- Yes, Kuja. Surely you have not forgotten me?
- But... you were absorbed by the dark crystal! It was one of the first experiments...
- That's right. Thanks to your incompetence my very life force was eaten by your precious dark crystal
- I apologize, we weren't quite sure how it worked at the time...
- Of course. It is a small matter, no hard feelings
- Well, uh, welcome back then!
- Do you know what it's like inside the dark crystal, Kuja?
- Can't say that I do
- It is like being torn apart, piece by piece. Atom by atom. For all of eternity
- I'm not really familiar with how that would feel, either
- Bad. It feels very bad
- So when you said "No hard feelings"...?
- Yes, that was sarcasm
- It didn't sound like sarcasm
- Then pretend I didn't say it
- ... right
- Now, since you are unfamiliar with the sensations I was referring to, allow me grant you a first hand demonstration
- You don't know how to control the dark crystal...!
- You'd be amazed what you can learn about a device while dwelling inside of it
- Ah
- Why, perhaps even Kino will someday gain enough understanding into his primate-like cerebrum to free himself. In exchange for another's life force, of course, as I did
- I don't know, he can be fairly dense
- But it shouldn't take you more than a few months, I'm sure
- Surely. *heads discreetly towards the dark crystal* After all, I am brilliant. And handsome as well. Not to mention powerful
- Then again, it does feel much longer, on the inside
- I am sure that it does... *backs up against the crystal*
- You wouldn't be trying to steal my memories, would you Kuja?
- Why, perish the thought Seymour!
- Precisely, for the crystal is attuned to me now, and will obey no other
- You're lying
- Try me
- Dark Crystal, I command you! Take this fool's memories! GO!
- ...
- You see? It is useless
- I'll simply do things the old fashioned way, and use your soul itself to command the crystal! Thundaga!
- Urk! Cowardly, Kuja! Very underhanded... but it won't help you... FIRAGA!
- Is that all you've got? I was expecting more, Seymour! *casts Reflect on himself*
- WATERGA! ... oops
- *waves as the magical attack bounces back*
- Argh...
- Hmmph *casts Demi on Seymour*
- *stumbles and falls to one knee*
- Giving up already?
- Not... yet... ULTIMA!
- Oof! *gets thrown against the wall*
- How's that?
- Hahaha, you call that "Ultima"?
- I do, and what of it?
- We're both still standing, the dark crystal wasn't even scratched
- Let me show you how a real man casts Ultima
- Not so fast; Crystal! Seal his magic!
- Vrrrrraaaaaaaam
- No!
- Drain his power! Imprison him as you did to me!
- Vrraaaaa-aaah-aaaaa-mmmm-mm...
- !!
- ...?
- Doink... *shuts down*
- I'm dissapointed in you
- I don't... understand...?!
- The dark crystal is clearly beyond your intellect
- No... there was a force inside, stopping me
- Surely you don't mean...?
- It must have been! Kino has exerted control over the crystal!
- Well in that case, I have no use for you whatsoever
- Wait!
- No. FLARESTAR! *blasts Seymour*
- Y... y-you... f-f... fool! *collapses*
- Winner: Kuja
- Chancellor! What are you doing here?
- Judging, of course
- It didn't occur to you to help me?
- A proper judge is impartial
- You stupid-
- What was that?
- Nothing, sir
