Locke vs Crono

: Hello Crono!

: ...

: Uh yeah, that too

: ...

: Anyway, wanna fight?

: ...

: I take it that's a 'yes' then

: ...

: Alright! Stop doing that everytime I finish talking!

: ...

: And don't stare at me like that!

: ...

: What did I just tell you?!

: ..-

: No! Don't answer that! Punches Crono in the nose

: Owww!!

: That's better!

: ...! Slashes at Locke, who dodges

: Have to do better than that! Steals the gate key What's this?

: Decides to tell Locke about it... the world dims and undims in a few seconds and suddenly the story is over

: Pretty nifty... Bet I could sell this for a lot of money!

: Tries to grab it back

: Jumps away Hey! I took this fair and square!

: Pouts

: Aww... don't cry! Waves the Gate Key in front of his face Hahaha!

: !

: The key opens up a gate What the..!?

: Watches Locke being sucked through time

: Noooo...!!!

Winner: Crono
: ...!?