Locke Vs Edgar (Requested by James Vang) - Hey Locke, what's your secret? - What secret? - Your technique, if you know what I mean - I'm not sure I want to - Come on, man. You've got girls swooning over you right and left! How'd you do it? - Oh, that - Yes! - There's no secret, Edgar. Look at me now, I can't even find Celes; let alone get some sort of answer out of her - Blah blah, that's not the part I care about - There's your problem. Stop giving minor attention to every girl you meet - What are you getting at? - Find a girl you really care about, don't just hit on anything that moves - That... doesn't make any sense at all! - You asked - I wanted the truth, not some fortune cookie motto - It is the truth - Then why are two girls in love with you? - I think they're both angry with me now - But you had a chance. A wonderful, glorious chance - Just try it out, ok? What's the worst that could happen? - I did try it out - Oh - That's right - So what happend? - Terra hired an assassin to get rid of me - Ouch - That's right - Wait a sec, I thought you managed to get a date with her? - Sure, eventually - So how'd it go? - No good. She made me help out at the orphanage - What's so bad about that? - It's not much of a date - Keep trying, eventually- - Hey!! - Chancellor? - What the hell do you think this is?! Dating tips for dummies?? - Hey! - You're supposed to fight! Remember? - Oh yeah - Wait, I still need advice! - Sorry, you heard the man *casts Haste on himself* - Fine *uses his Bio Blaster on Locke* - Ugh! You poisoned me! - You don't look very poisoned - ... take my word for it - Whatever you say - *uses an antidote* - Air Anchor! *shoots Locke* - Huh? - Yes, got you! - ... no you didn't - I did so - Nothing happend, I feel fine - Go ahead and attack - Don't mind if I do *hits Edgar with the Atma Weapon* - Ow! Don't swing me by my tail like that - Ouch! - Hah...?? *dies* - Winner: Edgar - Don't under-estimate the Air Anchor!
Locke Vs Edgar
- Hey Locke, what's your secret?
- What secret?
- Your technique, if you know what I mean
- I'm not sure I want to
- Come on, man. You've got girls swooning over you right and left! How'd you do it?
- Oh, that
- Yes!
- There's no secret, Edgar. Look at me now, I can't even find Celes; let alone get some sort of answer out of her
- Blah blah, that's not the part I care about
- There's your problem. Stop giving minor attention to every girl you meet
- What are you getting at?
- Find a girl you really care about, don't just hit on anything that moves
- That... doesn't make any sense at all!
- You asked
- I wanted the truth, not some fortune cookie motto
- It is the truth
- Then why are two girls in love with you?
- I think they're both angry with me now
- But you had a chance. A wonderful, glorious chance
- Just try it out, ok? What's the worst that could happen?
- I did try it out
- Oh
- That's right
- So what happend?
- Terra hired an assassin to get rid of me
- Ouch
- Wait a sec, I thought you managed to get a date with her?
- Sure, eventually
- So how'd it go?
- No good. She made me help out at the orphanage
- What's so bad about that?
- It's not much of a date
- Keep trying, eventually-
- Hey!!
- Chancellor?
- What the hell do you think this is?! Dating tips for dummies??
- Hey!
- You're supposed to fight! Remember?
- Oh yeah
- Wait, I still need advice!
- Sorry, you heard the man *casts Haste on himself*
- Fine *uses his Bio Blaster on Locke*
- Ugh! You poisoned me!
- You don't look very poisoned
- ... take my word for it
- Whatever you say
- *uses an antidote*
- Air Anchor! *shoots Locke*
- Huh?
- Yes, got you!
- ... no you didn't
- I did so
- Nothing happend, I feel fine
- Go ahead and attack
- Don't mind if I do *hits Edgar with the Atma Weapon*
- Ow! Don't swing me by my tail like that
- Ouch!
- Hah...?? *dies*
- Winner: Edgar
- Don't under-estimate the Air Anchor!
