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Locke Vs Leprachaun


(Thanks to Infinite dismissal 1973 for this request)

- Doo doo doo...

- Ey there, laddie! 'ave you seen me lucky charms?

- What are you talking about, Gogo?

- Gogo? Who be Gogo? I'm a leprachaun!

- Uh... whatever you say, Gogo

- Aye!

- What's this about lucky charms?

- Tis me lucky charms! They've gone missing!

- I saw some cartoon kids eating cereal...

- Curse them lads and lasses, always after me delicious marshmallow treats

- Well, glad I could help! Bye

- Not so fast there! I also lost me pot o' gold

- I don't know anything about that *whistles*

- I believe it looked like the one you have behind your back

- Oh... this?

- Aye, laddie. Hand it over and no harm'll come to you

- I found it fair and square!

- And where was this then?

- In a treasure chest in a dungeon. There's nothing wrong with taking stuff from dungeons

- That was me home!

- Well there's nothing wrong with taking things from people's homes either!

- 'ow do you figure?

- I'm an RPG hero! It's what we do. A small price to pay for having the world saved

- Maybe, and after the world is already safe?

- You never know...

- Gimme back me money!

- Forget it!

- *mimics Locke and steals the pot of gold*

- Hey! No fair!

- It was your own skill used against ye, don't get any fairer than that

- *attacks Gogo*

- Ow! *attacks Locke*

- Ow! *casts Ultima*

- *casts Ultima*

- Stop copying me!

- Stop copying me!

- ...

- ...

- Oh forget it *leaves*

- Heh-heh

- Winner: Gogo

- Now to deal with those blasted cartoon kids

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