Lucca Vs Giant of Bab-il CPU (Requested by Gaia) - Welcome, one and all, to Goug City's Inventor Showcase - *runs past screaming* Dear gods, it's gonna blow! *dives for cover* - As you're no doubt aware, we hold the Inventor Showcase every week, but never before have we been broadcast *a large explosion shakes the area* - That's because these things are really boring. But this week's theme is robotics! And who doesn't love a good robot? - Robots ruined my life! - Nevermind you. Let's see what our inventors have cooked up! - Hi Mustadio - Hey Cid, what've you got for us? - I call it Magitek Gear Rex, it's a Walking Magical Battle Tank (or WMBT for short!) - Gah..? - Why have you chose that particular pilot for your new machine? - Huh? What pilot? - The one piloting it - Ooooo *pushes buttons* - Dear lord, he's activated the missile launchers! - I think that's all the time we have for you, Cid, keep up the good work! *moves past quickly* - Wheee! *pulls a lever* - Over here we have... - Eeeeyaaaaah! *flies over head* - I'm Doctor Thomas Light. And here is my invention, the world's first thinking robot! - Where? - Are you blind, man? It's right... what the?! Where'd Protoman go? - My invention is reprogramming other people's inventions. For evil - Yo, I'm gonna go destroy some stuff now *beams out* - Albert, this calls for fisticuffs! - No more robots to see here, I guess. Let's move on - Hi! - What's your invention, Dr. Lexis? - I invented the internet! - ... That is neither true, nor does it relate to robotics - You'd better be nice to me or you won't get any html - *sighs* Over here is Dr. Lugae - Presenting my greatest invention yet. Balnab! - *clank-clank* - This isn't a new invention at all - Sure it is! I had a Balnab before, years ago; but a gang of punks bust into my lab and wrecked it up. Plus they killed me - That's a shame, really - Show more respect! I'm a high ranking member of the SPCI you know - I was never really into the imp scene - Balnab, crush him! - GRRRR! *punches Lugae* - OUCH! Not me, you idiot! - *hurries away* Finally, we join Lucca inside the head of the Giant of Bab-il - Check it out! I've fixed up the CPU; better than new - Are you sure that's a good idea? - Of course. What could happen? - SYSTEMS ONLINE....RESTARTING GIANT OF BAB-IL - It works! I'm truely amazing! - CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! - Well this could happen, for example - Uh... don't worry. Everything's under control - ROAR! *creates a ring of explosions* - I can see that - Quiet! Let me think - Can't you just deactivate the CPU? - No, it started up the second I finished repairs - So break it again! - After all that work?! - *takes two huge steps and creates another ring of explosions* - If this keeps up you'll have a lot more work to do! - Alright, alright! *shoots the CPU* - INTRUDER DETECTED *summons Attacker and Defender* - This could be a problem - *heals the CPU* - MASER *zaps Lucca* - Ouch! Better get rid of that healer first... Napalm! - *Defender explodes* - Alright! There's more where that come from - *casts Wall* - MASER *zaps Lucca again* - You asked for it: FLARE! - *Attacker explodes* - This should be a piece of cake - Globe99 *hits Lucca for 9999 damage - Yeouch! *dies* - Winner: Giant of Bab-il - *takes two more steps and creates yet another ring of explosions* - Someone should probably do something about this...
Lucca Vs Giant of Bab-il CPU
- Welcome, one and all, to Goug City's Inventor Showcase
- *runs past screaming* Dear gods, it's gonna blow! *dives for cover*
- As you're no doubt aware, we hold the Inventor Showcase every week, but never before have we been broadcast
*a large explosion shakes the area*
- That's because these things are really boring. But this week's theme is robotics! And who doesn't love a good robot?
- Robots ruined my life!
- Nevermind you. Let's see what our inventors have cooked up!
- Hi Mustadio
- Hey Cid, what've you got for us?
- I call it Magitek Gear Rex, it's a Walking Magical Battle Tank (or WMBT for short!)
- Gah..?
- Why have you chose that particular pilot for your new machine?
- Huh? What pilot?
- The one piloting it
- Ooooo *pushes buttons*
- Dear lord, he's activated the missile launchers!
- I think that's all the time we have for you, Cid, keep up the good work! *moves past quickly*
- Wheee! *pulls a lever*
- Over here we have...
- Eeeeyaaaaah! *flies over head*
- I'm Doctor Thomas Light. And here is my invention, the world's first thinking robot!
- Where?
- Are you blind, man? It's right... what the?! Where'd Protoman go?
- My invention is reprogramming other people's inventions. For evil
- Yo, I'm gonna go destroy some stuff now *beams out*
- Albert, this calls for fisticuffs!
- No more robots to see here, I guess. Let's move on
- Hi!
- What's your invention, Dr. Lexis?
- I invented the internet!
- ... That is neither true, nor does it relate to robotics
- You'd better be nice to me or you won't get any html
- *sighs* Over here is Dr. Lugae
- Presenting my greatest invention yet. Balnab!
- *clank-clank*
- This isn't a new invention at all
- Sure it is! I had a Balnab before, years ago; but a gang of punks bust into my lab and wrecked it up. Plus they killed me
- That's a shame, really
- Show more respect! I'm a high ranking member of the SPCI you know
- I was never really into the imp scene
- Balnab, crush him!
- GRRRR! *punches Lugae*
- OUCH! Not me, you idiot!
- *hurries away* Finally, we join Lucca inside the head of the Giant of Bab-il
- Check it out! I've fixed up the CPU; better than new
- Are you sure that's a good idea?
- Of course. What could happen?
- SYSTEMS ONLINE....RESTARTING GIANT OF BAB-IL
- It works! I'm truely amazing!
- CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
- Well this could happen, for example
- Uh... don't worry. Everything's under control
- ROAR! *creates a ring of explosions*
- I can see that
- Quiet! Let me think
- Can't you just deactivate the CPU?
- No, it started up the second I finished repairs
- So break it again!
- After all that work?!
- *takes two huge steps and creates another ring of explosions*
- If this keeps up you'll have a lot more work to do!
- Alright, alright! *shoots the CPU*
- INTRUDER DETECTED *summons Attacker and Defender*
- This could be a problem
- *heals the CPU*
- MASER *zaps Lucca*
- Ouch! Better get rid of that healer first... Napalm!
- *Defender explodes*
- Alright! There's more where that come from
- *casts Wall*
- MASER *zaps Lucca again*
- You asked for it: FLARE!
- *Attacker explodes*
- This should be a piece of cake
- Globe99 *hits Lucca for 9999 damage
- Yeouch! *dies*
- Winner: Giant of Bab-il
- *takes two more steps and creates yet another ring of explosions*
- Someone should probably do something about this...
