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Ultros Vs Lucca


(Thanks to Kurt Penner for this request)

- *playing Chess with Ultros* Check!

- Oh yeah...? CHECKMATE!

- You can't do that!

- Why not?

- Well, pawns only move one space at a time, not five

- My pawn cast quick first

- And they can't jump over bishops!

- He stole one of your horses

- Those are knights!

- The important thing is that I won, now fork over the cash

- You cheated...!

- Nuh-uh, I was playing by octopus rules

- You just made that up

- You can't prove anything

- That's it!

- Hey, just calm down...

- FIRE!

- Yeeouch!

- Gya-ha-ha!

- I hate sore losers *throws chess pieces at Lucca*

- Ow!

- *splashes out the door*

- Get back here you creep!

- Run run, or take the bus! You can't catch me: Ultros Octopus! *flees*

- *runs after Ultros*

- Gwahaha! *sneaks back inside after Lucca is out of sight*

*Outside*

- Where did that cheater get to?

*Inside*

- Fair is fair! If she won't pay, I'll just help myself

*Outside*

- He could have gone anywhere... I give up *goes home*

- Winner: Ultros

*Elsewhere*

- Hey Gilgamesh, check this out!

- Wow, a Super-optic-what-cha-ma-calls-em!

*Lucca's House*

- !!! Where'd my Super-optic-what-cha-ma-calls-em go?!

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